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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1486055 times)

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Fareed Zakaria rides the Howard Stern sybian

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Nine Inch Nails's Closer takes on a much less sexually charged vibe once you try to elaborate which animal the song wants to fuck you like.

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Nine Inch Nails's Closer takes on a much less sexually charged vibe once you try to elaborate which animal the song wants to fuck you like.
A Meat, June 19, 2019, 12:51:14 am
to be fair "I want to fuck you like an octopus" scans a little worse
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What if 9/11 happened on 4:20
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If you don't "Stan" Sussudio you know where the unfollow button is
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There's a bunch of Hannahs from Montana and not one of them has called in on a radio show out of embarrassment.
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Man Ravenous was a goodass movie
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Sometimes I think about the time a guy asked me “how many gigs you got?” And I had no idea how to respond.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What would you respond now?

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Sometimes I think about the time a guy asked me “how many gigs you got?” And I had no idea how to respond.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What would you respond now?
Shell Game, June 20, 2019, 09:07:41 am
Probably say something about my job and pretend I don’t know that he’s asking about computers.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:11:03 am
I woulda said only 500 but I'm holding off on getting anymore until i upgrade the whole thing.

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Sometimes I think about the time a guy asked me “how many gigs you got?” And I had no idea how to respond.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What would you respond now?
Shell Game, June 20, 2019, 09:07:41 am
Probably say something about my job and pretend I don’t know that he’s asking about computers.
Darkly, June 20, 2019, 09:11:03 am
I woulda said only 500 but I'm holding off on getting anymore until i upgrade the whole thing.
Shell Game, June 20, 2019, 09:56:38 am
The power move is to say you've got 2 gigs and then make as many different lewd gestures as you can think of

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It took me until about thirty seconds ago to realise the deliveroo logo is a kangaroo

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We need more black Goku and less Goku Black.
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Communist Wikipedia be like: "This article is semi-protected against pogroms."
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The only way to be subversive in the world of consumerist fandom is to be actively, directly hostile to your audience on all fronts. True art must not only hate the reader, it must also be hard to consume and also Shit.
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The only way to be subversive in the world of consumerist fandom is to be actively, directly hostile to your audience on all fronts. True art must not only hate the reader, it must also be hard to consume and also Shit.
GirlKisser420, June 21, 2019, 06:39:32 pm
But can I tell you about a little work i call Neon Genesis Evangelion...
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