Pros and Cons of Beans
Cons: beans contain soy, which contains estrogen, which makes you a weak woman.
Pros: beans make you fart, which is one of the manliest activities, scientifically proven to be impossible to do by women.
Overall, I think the pros and cons balance out to make beans an average food that you can enjoy eating without fear of your sexuality inexplicably changing.
This was my report on the pros and cons of beans, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it (no homo).