Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[ikaribattousai]

I wonder if there's a running bet going on between the developers of keyboard apps as to who can make one that most wildly misinterprets the user's intended input.

[Shell Game]

There is no ad more cringingly pathetic than ones that use professional gamers and streamers to sell products

god to think we thought celebrities were useless people before...

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

Waiting for Godot except it's me waiting for Bionicle Army to depose president Trump

[krytton]

einstein on the jeach

(ive been giggling at this for two days)

[Shell Game]

When i look out the window it looks like the world is being lit by sodium lights.

[A Meat]

Ode to joy, sex toy

[ikaribattousai]

To other dudes in their thirties: If she uses the phrase "the fandom" earnestly, she's too young for you, bro.

[ikaribattousai]

I wonder how many expecting parents are quietly canceling their plans for gender reveal parties in light of recent events.

[Dr. Buttplug]

To other dudes in their thirties: If she uses the phrase "the fandom" earnestly, she's too young for you, bro.

My best friend's wife who is like five years my senior says fandom regularly and earnestly. Now if she says Fandome without chortling you might have a problem.

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

The west coast is currently looking more like Dune than the trailer does

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

Discourse is the mind-killer.
Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the discourse.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Been thinking up cool fake band t-shirts at work while sleep deprived

[Dr. Buttplug]

There's the scary kind of cannibalism, like the Hills Have Eyes.
There's sad kind of cannibalism,  like the Donner party.
Then there's the fun kind of cannibalism, like when your aunt Phyllis decides to have a barbecue instead of a funeral.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I think the scariest thing is a spacesuit walking and talking without a person in it.

[Salubrious Rex]

I think the scariest thing is a spacesuit walking and talking without a person in it.

No the scariest thing is a deceased relative showing up to your wedding or other significant event except they're even more racist than they were in life and won't stop hitting on your attractive friends.