i just found out one of my exes has metamorphosized into the kind of guy who wears badly fit open vests, chain wallets, and fedoras in the like... 8 years? since we dated. and that is simultaneously both the most fitting end result for his trajectory but also a fun sign of what i dodged by dumping his ass
nobody should date a person who looks like they tripped and fell into a spencers' rack circa 2007