Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

April Fools is a testament to the wickedness of man

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Hey everyone, and welcome to Asexual April! Fly your colors! To start off, on April 1st, International Joke Day, we will inaugurate our 30 planned days of unrepentant asexual activities with a huge orgy (as a joke); following, on April 2nd, we will

[chai tea latte]

god if a pretty woman doesnt play with or braid my hair in the next three months i'm really going to fucking lose it

[auaurorau]

just found myself aware of how i'm always either vibrating, wiggling, or twirling a glass around (really bad habit don't start that). and i'm never going to make a snarky comment about idle animations again

[Shell Game]

god if a pretty woman doesnt play with or braid my hair in the next three months i'm really going to fucking lose it

In the last year, I don't think I've seen a man long enough to even remember what it's like to feel attraction.

[chai tea latte]

The Thin Vantablack Line honours all those who fucking hate Stuart Semple making obscure pigments commercially available to other artists

[GirlKisser420]

why the fuck is everyone talking about conversation pits all of a sudden. did the chips in our brains glitch out or something

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Thats what I call the front of the crowd at the ambient show

[Salubrious Rex]

Would it be offensive to get a mild mannered black and white furred dog, get him a collar that looks like that of a priest, name him Father Mackie, and treat him like he's a small country town's eccentric catholic priest?

[auaurorau]

it's not "disc rot", they're "appreciating in value"

[sambair]

I don't know what I did, but my sinuses completely opened up while I was in the middle of a downward dog and it was an extremely unpleasant sensation.

[A Meat]

Discoh

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Sealed an empty bag of Cadbury mini eggs in a cave a few days ago and was excited to see them refilled tomorrow, but looks like I mixed up my Christian holidays

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

One guy tells the story of a "raccoon tour" really well and now we're stuck with the adjective forever... psh.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

If I get a choice in where I move next, I would like to have a relatively quiet place where I can open my windows