Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

My brain is so fucking fried by stupid, superfluous academic lingo that I was having a drink at work and thought of opening my sandwich, then went "Nah, I think I'll have this juice qua juice." Ah yes, Caesar, let us enjoy this ambrosia of the Gods, studiously packaged in a cardboard container, engraved with the countenances of Masha and the Bear, poetic heroes of which the northern tribes have often sung. What the fuck.

[A Meat]

My brain is so fucking fried by stupid, superfluous academic lingo that I was having a drink at work and thought of opening my sandwich, then went "Nah, I think I'll have this juice qua juice." Ah yes, Caesar, let us enjoy this ambrosia of the Gods, studiously packaged in a cardboard container, engraved with the countenances of Masha and the Bear, poetic heroes of which the northern tribes have often sung. What the fuck.

Superfluous words are the sine qua non of academia

[Victor Laszlo]

It never occurred to me to watch the Oprah interview last night.  I don't care about celebrities other than Weird Al, the British royalty is a weird and pointless anachronism and the American fascination with it is ridiculous.

BUT

As an armchair student of history, I do really enjoy stories where the British Empire gets taken down a peg, and based on news headlines I feel like I would have enjoyed watching it at least a little?

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I really just want to bully images and videos for a living

[Shell Game]

Even when I'm low and emotionally flat...

It's so nice to have a warm hairball breathing next to me in bed. Something living nearby... loving and secure.

Ollie is the best.

[sambair]

I'm building furniture display units at work currently, and I can't stop thinking about posing the furniture like it's fighting like I would with my gundams. Not even sure how it would work.

[Salubrious Rex]

It's eBaum's world now, we're all just living in it.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

if i was part of the royal family i'd maybe just not do a bunch of obviously fucked up shit literally all the time, but that's just me

[Oats]

Immersive Simulator & Immersive Simulacra

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.

May I ask why?

[sambair]

thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.

Then, that act becomes extremely successful.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

thinking of becoming a twitch streamer and gaining a huge following and becoming respected just so i can buy like $500 worth of MtG booster cards, do a live unboxing, and then putting every card through a paper shredder one by one once i'm done showing them to the camera.

Banksy who let you on this forum? Mods?!

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Investigating Grammys for antipowerviolence bias. No pv band has ever won a grammy, EVEN weekend nachos

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

Investigating Grammys for antipowerviolence bias. No pv band has ever won a grammy, EVEN weekend nachos

When the noise-musician 666PENISFLAYER666 didn't even get the nod for their daring work of shoving a contact mic up their ass I decided to boycott the Grammys