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Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Lemon on May 18, 2017, 04:20:28 pm
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61itu15rgzL._SY355_.jpg)
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 18, 2017, 04:40:37 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hd9SFdzL5eQ/Up7eZhiHm5I/AAAAAAAADqM/v-8XWd5ySA8/s1600/wham.jpg)
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 18, 2017, 04:50:59 pm
I want it on record that I think these people rule. At it's heart it's a community of people who want sex to be Fun.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 18, 2017, 05:55:11 pm
I'm suggesting some tags whether you want me to or not:

"nerds singing into mics", "gross", "fetishes", "put all that shit in a bowl", "all you do is dump", "dump dump dump", "incurable porn disease", "oral fixations"
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Cheapskate on May 18, 2017, 06:25:01 pm
The Wam-Jerk was one of the less successful dance crazes of the 50s.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 18, 2017, 07:27:43 pm
Taco sauce is basically salsa paste, it's salsa without the chunks.  I've seen it in like every grocery store I've been to.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: A Meat on May 19, 2017, 03:38:12 am
That site wasn't too bad, I was pleasantly surprised, I was expecting something like sissykiss or fetlife, but I just got your run of the mill fetish site
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: A Meat on May 19, 2017, 05:31:30 am
Piiiiieeee thiiiiissss faaaaacccceee
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Cleretic on May 19, 2017, 05:37:33 am
I want it on record that I think these people rule. At it's heart it's a community of people who want sex to be Fun.
GirlKisser420, May 18, 2017, 04:50:59 pm
Yeah, this is one of the few fetishes the show's covered where, even though I don't have it, I understand it. It's like when you're looking at a sentence in a language you don't really know, but can pick out enough words to get the gist of it.

Hell, I understand these guys better than I understand some subsets of fetishes I DO have.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Captain Fargle on May 19, 2017, 10:38:13 am
I'm assuming the guy talking about "Taco Sauce" was British. It's a trashy condiment sold over that's basically spiced ketchup mixed with mayonnaise.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Neal on May 19, 2017, 10:41:22 am
I'm assuming the guy talking about "Taco Sauce" was British. It's a trashy condiment sold over that's basically spiced ketchup mixed with mayonnaise.
Captain Fargle, May 19, 2017, 10:38:13 am

There's "taco sauce" in America too. Like RSA said above, it's basically watery salsa.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: RedMinjo on May 19, 2017, 02:21:08 pm
I'll be the fan that says it: Don't any of you guys have a kitchen hose on your kitchen sink?  Mostly I use it because it's difficult to get a pitcher of Kool-Aid angled under the normal faucet, though I'm sure an average person would use it for rinsing dishes.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Frank West on May 19, 2017, 02:22:14 pm
I'll be the fan that says it: Don't any of you guys have a kitchen hose on your kitchen sink?  Mostly I use it because it's difficult to get a pitcher of Kool-Aid angled under the normal faucet, though I'm sure an average person would use it for rinsing dishes.
RedMinjo, May 19, 2017, 02:21:08 pm

I do, but I don't use it much. Did kitchen hoses come up in the episode? It's entirely possible I missed it, my attention span lasts just long enough to get this sentence out and honestly I almost stopped halfway.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: RedMinjo on May 19, 2017, 02:40:55 pm
I'll be the fan that says it: Don't any of you guys have a kitchen hose on your kitchen sink?  Mostly I use it because it's difficult to get a pitcher of Kool-Aid angled under the normal faucet, though I'm sure an average person would use it for rinsing dishes.
RedMinjo, May 19, 2017, 02:21:08 pm

I do, but I don't use it much. Did kitchen hoses come up in the episode? It's entirely possible I missed it, my attention span lasts just long enough to get this sentence out and honestly I almost stopped halfway.
Frank West, May 19, 2017, 02:22:14 pm

yeah, around 49 minutes in.  Boots -- "I'm really looking forward to the fan response of 'God, you guys are stupid, you don't know what a kitchen hose is.'"
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Frank West on May 19, 2017, 02:56:17 pm
I'll be the fan that says it: Don't any of you guys have a kitchen hose on your kitchen sink?  Mostly I use it because it's difficult to get a pitcher of Kool-Aid angled under the normal faucet, though I'm sure an average person would use it for rinsing dishes.
RedMinjo, May 19, 2017, 02:21:08 pm

I do, but I don't use it much. Did kitchen hoses come up in the episode? It's entirely possible I missed it, my attention span lasts just long enough to get this sentence out and honestly I almost stopped halfway.
Frank West, May 19, 2017, 02:22:14 pm

yeah, around 49 minutes in.  Boots -- "I'm really looking forward to the fan response of 'God, you guys are stupid, you don't know what a kitchen hose is.'"
RedMinjo, May 19, 2017, 02:40:55 pm

You know, in context, I just was thinking garden hose, and didn't think about "sink hose".

Also considering it's a person who regularly gets food all over the place, it very well could be a garden hose they've installed in the kitchen.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Caroline on May 19, 2017, 05:04:19 pm
I loved this episode. I started listening on the tube. About ten minutes in I laughed out loud, but I stifled it, so it sounded like kind of a wheeze. Then I tried to pass that off as a cough, but the pretend coughing turned into an actual coughing fit and my eyes started watering like crazy. By the end I was wheezing and coughing and crying and people started giving me extra space. It was awesome.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Dawnswalker on May 19, 2017, 06:11:57 pm
I'm going to bet the WAM Fetish vs. Watch Fetish wars started after things got hot and heavy and then taco sauce met Rolex.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 19, 2017, 06:45:45 pm
Jack's neighbors: "Oh hey, it sounds like Jack is practicing choir music again. I wonder what song it is..."
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: blunge on May 19, 2017, 08:24:35 pm
Slightly disappointed there were no wah wah guitar effects underneath the "Southern hospitality" script section. Don't worry, I made the noises myself.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Positronic on May 19, 2017, 08:28:58 pm
I feel like that Southern Hospitality play script was one biblical reference away from being a Flannery O'Connor short story.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: SleepySnake on May 20, 2017, 02:06:30 am
Now I won't be able to watch a customer buy messy things without wondering if it's gonna end up down their undies...Thanks F Plus!
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 20, 2017, 02:22:18 am
there's a really big divide I noticed when making the doc: In general the americans go for pies and the brits just fucking obliterate themselves with an entire supermarket isle
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 20, 2017, 05:46:19 am
American: I'll have a pie in the face, please! :)
British: OI COVA ME IN CUSTAD YA JAMMY DODGA
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Captain Fargle on May 20, 2017, 08:57:18 am
I bet a big part of it is honestly that the traditional custard pie used for this stuff just isn't really a thing here in the UK at all. The default state for one here is made with a crisp, flaky pastry and filled with beef, onions and gravy.

...no way these fuckers don't have an entire section for getting covered in extremely sticky pie gravy.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Breakfast on May 20, 2017, 01:51:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ej1nnxh.jpg)
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: montrith on May 21, 2017, 04:30:42 am
To answer the question, my favorite WAM song is Wake Me Up Before You Go Goo.

BTW is someone posts the music to the Wet and Messy aria I will totally sing it.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Borgy-Le-Borg on May 22, 2017, 07:56:07 am
I don't know why Halowe'en got me so bad, but congratulations, my first public laughter attack since that episode where the guy wanted to know why trans assholes taste better than cis assholes.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on May 22, 2017, 03:37:29 pm
CLOWNS
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Shell Game on May 23, 2017, 02:11:05 pm
Major Margaret Hulla-ham and Captain Hamhock-Eye Pierce.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on May 26, 2017, 11:03:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/EXT4LN1.png)
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Sherman Tank on June 20, 2017, 04:13:13 am
I think one of the primary lessons from the 2016 campaign was that Hillary Clinton really, really overestimated the electoral power of the Human Nachos vote.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on June 30, 2017, 12:37:22 pm
Man I dodged a bullet watching Double Dare and Weinerville as a kid.
Title: 250: WAM!!!
Post by: Breakfast on September 18, 2017, 10:27:25 pm
I improvised some harmony parts for Jack Chick's song and recorded it.
https://soundcloud.com/mixmaster-goodmusic/wet-and-messy-madrigal