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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489247 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #855
Every now and then I'll just have '♪♫♬ Tai-Chi Harry Potter ♪♫♬' run through my head for absolutely no reason at all.
Mix, March 01, 2018, 01:44:50 pm
Same, but whenever I screw up on something or see something terrible I just hear Lemon screaming FUUUUCK
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F Plus Quotes Thread #856
"That's a good New Orleans accent you have there."

"Thankya.  I'm from... Nawlins.  I like jazz and beignets."

Edit: "Oh, you wanna step into my email inbox?  Come on!  Bring it on, bitchhh."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #857
I wish I could have the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind memory-erasing procedure done on my memories of John's Anne Rice voice so I could listen to it for the first time again. It's just that incredible.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #858
Lemon: "Hey Lou!"
Lou: "Oh no."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #859
Portaxx: If you ever see a girl call two guys next to eachother 'yaoi', pick them up by the hair, swing them around a few times, and throw them into the nearest fire.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #860
Not an exact quote but I remember one reading (no idea what topic but I suspect jelqing) having something to the effect of "keep going if you feel muscle pain. Stop if you feel bone pain"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #861
Portaxx: If you ever see a girl call two guys next to eachother 'yaoi', pick them up by the hair, swing them around a few times, and throw them into the nearest fire.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, March 05, 2018, 11:50:41 pm
Lou: That seems like a reasonable response.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #862
Not an exact quote but I remember one reading (no idea what topic but I suspect jelqing) having something to the effect of "keep going if you feel muscle pain. Stop if you feel bone pain"
This is how cavemen describe pain
Wrought, March 06, 2018, 10:09:07 pm

It was one of the first of many panic size-increasing schemes described in the BlurtIt episode.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #863
"Then use fire to disinfect the needle, the once the needle cools wrap the needle with string only leaving a bit of the needle at the tip exposed."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #864
"I am a monster, and I think that the human knees were not designed to carry 500 pounds."
-"Doctor" Victor Laszlo
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F Plus Quotes Thread #865
Adam Bozarth: "I had CCed a copy of an email from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster-"

Lemon:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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F Plus Quotes Thread #866
"As usual, I end a recording mystified by cum."
-Nutshell Gulag
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F Plus Quotes Thread #867
Brad Pitt really complicates things and doesn't make sense

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F Plus Quotes Thread #868
"It hurts, Mommy, it all hurts..."

Whined by Adam in the Change.org episode, bleakly applicable to many, many more.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #869
"I always try to plant orgazums in the spring..."
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