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Topic: Kevin Smith - He's still got it!  (Read 6967 times)

Boots Raingear

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Kevin Smith - He's still got it!
Is there anybody who understands both teenagers and working in retail as much as Kevin? I doubt it.

Starring Johnny Depp's daughters, clearly taking a lesson from dad about being properly selective with which roles they accept. I can't wait to find out what happens when they go to the "Nenior Narny". Nenior Narny! classic.

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Kevin Smith - He's still got it! #1
Now, hang on - you say "starring Johnny Depp's daughters", but that isn't correct. It stars one daughter of Mr. Depp (Lily Rose). The other daughter is Real Life Trivia Question Harley Quinn Smith.

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Also the movie is part of a series. Yoga Hosers will be followed by Moose Jaws. In preproduction now.

Both movies will also feature that dead eyed monster from Epic Meal Time.

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I get that you're offended by the terrible Canadian accent, but that dialogue seemed more authentic than, say, Juno.  And the name of the store they work in?  That's the kind of joke that really makes you think.

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The villain is called THE BRATZI! Get it?!? Because he is a bratwurst...and a nazi!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha

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Is this a real movie?

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Insofar as any Kevin Smith movie is real, yes.
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I see it on IMDB, but I still think the jury's out

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Usually when the first movie of a trilogy sucks, you don't keep making the goddamn movies, Kevin.

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If that's it, what did he have in the first place?

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If that's it, what did he have in the first place?
Murphy, January 25, 2016, 06:03:08 pm

Narcissism.

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Usually when the first movie of a trilogy sucks, you don't keep making the goddamn movies, Kevin.
Frank West, January 25, 2016, 05:44:00 pm

Fuck you Frank West, I just forgot Tusk.

Remember when Kevin Smith said he was done making movies?

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Usually when the first movie of a trilogy sucks, you don't keep making the goddamn movies, Kevin.
Frank West, January 25, 2016, 05:44:00 pm

Fuck you Frank West, I just forgot Tusk.

Remember when Kevin Smith said he was done making movies?
FattyBoBatty, January 25, 2016, 06:14:06 pm

I watched part of tusk with some friends (it was not my idea and I did not know about the movie or I would have ducked out.) The relief was palpable when the copy we were watching turned out to be corrupted and we couldn't continue.

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So, Tusk is available to watch on Amazon Instant Video with a Prime subscription, and I just so happen to have a 4 hour car ride tomorrow. I JUST might have to watch it tonight and write up a review tomorrow, since I'm sort of morbidly curious...
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