My family is visiting from out of town. I wonder if I can convince them to just let me sit in front of a computer for a day.
Cradicus, March 05, 2018, 09:06:51 pm
Nothing brings everyone together like cumming on figurines.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 05, 2018, 09:13:06 pm
My family is visiting from out of town. I wonder if I can convince them to just let me sit in front of a computer for a day.
Cradicus, March 05, 2018, 09:06:51 pm
Hanson Brothers Beer is a small beer business based in Tulsa, Oklahoma, founded by three brothers and friends who are passionate about craft beer.
After a few years of developing our vision and perfecting our recipe we have debuted in our home state of Oklahoma and across the Midwest with our flagship beer, Mmmhops, which is a full-bodied delicious pale ale with a unique toasted malt signature and a refreshing hoppy finish.
Our first love is music, and with over twenty years as musicians and entrepreneurs in our band HANSON, we are integrating a bit of that craft into each beer sold by giving away a free song with every bottle.
We also believe that everything you do can be an engine for good to help those in need, so a percentage of the proceeds from all of our beers contribute funds to provide clean water to communities in need.
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Will there be a way to listen to this sans video? I'll be at work for a lot of it
Vinny Possum, April 06, 2018, 07:54:51 pm
Making your way to the Gath'ring Day takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where every ninja knows your name,
(woop woopwoopwoop)
and our facepaint's all the same.
You wanna be where you can see,
our hatchets are all the same
You wanna be where every ninja knows
Your name.
You wanna go where ninjas know,
that magnets work all the same,
You wanna go where every ninja knows
your name.
You wanna go where ninjas know,
our hatchets are all the same,
You wanna go where every ninja knows
your name.
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In my defense, I thought you were just going to draw Likpas over the original paintings.
It Sherman Tankpates with the gentle ballp.its, April 08, 2018, 08:59:16 am
hi i made some notes of things i learned through this whole fuckin thing:
- dr dre invented asmr
- dudes who are into robots might have problems with women????? more research needed
- why my spells wont work
- turns out not sleeping is hard
- princess diana's ghost has opinions on the titanic
- sports took my fukin money
- SUFFERING IS FUN
- Phimosis is a condition in which the foreskin of the penis cannot be pulled back past the glans.
- women like transformers
- letters appearing on the screen!!!!!!!!
- driving causes autism
- how to jerk off, something i have never done before today, you have corrupted me, it was you, i accept no responsibility for the wall semen
- pussy wink
- shutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckup bitch
- bunnybread is bad at singing
- bridal diapers exist?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
- it is perfectly normal if there are two poptarts
- boob 69
- this podcast is stupid and the best and thanks for making it!!!!!
krytton, April 08, 2018, 11:06:55 am
Also could anyone find the "act like naruto" article they used? I looked for it but I couldn't find it
Wrought, April 08, 2018, 11:18:49 am
Do you actually say Naruto's catch phrases, for example, "I want to be Hokage!"?
Yes. You must be dedicated if you want to follow the ninja way.
Bless you Lady FrenzyAlso could anyone find the "act like naruto" article they used? I looked for it but I couldn't find it
Wrought, April 08, 2018, 11:18:49 am
https://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Naruto
(https://i.imgur.com/f1mD945.jpg)
Lady Frenzy, April 08, 2018, 11:26:45 am
Is there a master list of people who got new fetishes?Just keep track of who disappears from the forums in the coming days
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:59:54 am
Hey, quick question, what are you going to tell people when they ask what you got up to at the weekend?
moooo566, April 08, 2018, 01:15:52 pm
Hey, quick question, what are you going to tell people when they ask what you got up to at the weekend?I told someone I learned how to measure luggage
moooo566, April 08, 2018, 01:15:52 pm
Hey, quick question, what are you going to tell people when they ask what you got up to at the weekend?I learned what a likpa is
moooo566, April 08, 2018, 01:15:52 pm
Upon re-examination of the likpas I learned that I got the phallocrats and the scragans mixed up. How silly of me
Wrought, April 08, 2018, 02:09:20 pm
Hey, quick question, what are you going to tell people when they ask what you got up to at the weekend?"Not much."
moooo566, April 08, 2018, 01:15:52 pm
I can't believe I was awake through the whole thing.It Sherman Tankpates with the gentle ballp.its, April 08, 2018, 11:30:05 amNodded off halfway through WikiHow.
-1992 Start of the Rastalikpa calendar. Jah Rastafalik, Bobmarlik, Hailik and Wailik found Jamalika. Their record, thoroughly preserved through ages, confirms the existence, at this time, of a community of immortal Likpas «Children of the Mother», living around Her. They were were attacked by Phallos.
-1800 Slaughter of the last Likpas of the Oreal, of which the marvellous ruins were found at the time of the First Phallos War. Appearance of the craputalist regime and beginning of the Dark Age. 11th Phallo King, and first Phallo's historical records.
Until the death of the 13th Phallo King, the Phallo's town experiences a large expansion, and starts to build settlements in other parts of the island, such as in the Copper Mountains, in the Shades mountains, or in the Mouth (future place of the Boobette's harbour)
-1698 The Atheism War. The King Phallo 13, in order to repress religions, chases the Occitan Phallos from the Spooklik Mountain, toward their today land (The two Islands and the three Valleys) and arsons the Temple on the Spooklik Mountain. All the Likpas have their antennas cut, causing them a great suffering.
-1696 Appearance of the pukerats, a completely new species, which creates havoc in the Phallo's fields, causing a serious food shortage.
-1695 The Great Epidemics. More than 95% of the Phallos die of the Antenna Syndrom (AIDS), of which the king Phallo 13 is the first victim.
The Phallos, being now less than 5000, gather together in the town. The Great Epidemics will last for centuries, regularly dooming the town, before the virus becomes weaker. The Likpas reappear little by little, as the virus does only little harm to them. The Phallos have to make do with this situation, but they put the Likpas in slavery. Generous and libertarian ideas start to appear among gentler Phallos and emancipated Likpas. But the Phallos kings still keep an iron hand on the government.
-1392 First uprising of the likpas, crushed in blood. But their generous ideas survived...
-1367 Foundation of the Liksist-Breastist party for the liberation of the Gentle Likpas and Gentle Boobettes, more often known as «the Reds», because of the colour of its flag, red like the heart, with bearing a boob and a Likpa.
-1332 Legalization of the Red party. During years of clandestine strife, the Parti will be the hope of the likpas and gentle women. We owe it many more fair laws.
-1327 Abolition of the mutilation of antennas. However this ignominious practice still happens in secret today.
-1256 The revolution of the Reds is a triumph, imposing the democracism and limiting the powers of the kings.
The huge hopes and expectations of the Revolution are quickly dismissed, as the Reds soon become a parody of liberation, which hampers things rather that moving them. They propose more and more laws, but this is useless as it does not solve the bad mind of the Phallos and Scraguns. The town undergoes a great science and technical progress, thanks mainly to the Likpas. But the society is still locked in an unawowed racism of the Phallos against the Likpas.
Yo I just wanna say how much fun I had watching and especially drawing this year. Everyone did such an amazing job from the readers to the artists to the donors to the people in the chat.seconded. this was such a fun experience and everyone involved was super cool, nice, and entertaining.
dijon du jour, April 08, 2018, 04:40:41 pm
Thicc Dave's legend shall be eternal.
Neal, April 08, 2018, 06:01:34 pm
Well, it's because I had said the following . . . . ."If you all liked Columbine, then you're all just going to really love Columbine II."
And then, I said that all athletes should be ground up and made into lunch meat to feed the homeless!
They interpreted that as a "terroristic threat" hence, they called THE MAN on me!!!
As far as I can tell, the timestamps are one hour behind. Hour 15 starts not long after 14 hours inI'm wrong. Hour 1 is (ostensibly) 00:00:00 to 01:00:00. This is why I can't keep track of what year different centuries are
Wrought, April 08, 2018, 08:28:15 pm
I was nervous like you wouldn't believe before my first drawing shift, but I quickly got into the flow, and it was ultimately a lot of fun. Thanks for tossing me into the garbage mix. My favorite contribution was raising $130 by butchering classical pieces of art. 10/10 Would likpate again.I was anxious all week! I'm so glad I did it though. Having the readers stop mid-doc to express their confusion at what i was drawing was more than i could have ever asked for from this!
Lady Frenzy, April 09, 2018, 12:06:11 am
Currently listening to the recorded stream on Twitch. If it's like last year that'll be up for the next week or so, but I'm definitely prioritizing it!
Cradicus, April 08, 2018, 08:57:00 pm
Oh shit, we had a 24-hour marathon this year?
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME
Isfahan, April 10, 2018, 08:06:00 pm
Just so you know, we do have all 24 hours backed up on YouTube.
More on the marathon as strength returns but for now: Congratulations to everybody.
Lemon, April 09, 2018, 09:28:26 am
Garbage Day is up? Or the original 24 terrible hours?
Chupasaurus-Rex, April 15, 2018, 07:33:10 am
VIDEOS ARE UP! (https://thefpl.us/episode/garbage-day-1)
(Also: buy a print, buy a print, buy a muhfucking print (https://thefpl.us/merch/prints).)
Lemon, April 16, 2018, 12:14:06 pm
maybe it's just me but i wanted you to know [heart]
Shell Game, April 16, 2018, 12:51:53 pm
VIDEOS ARE UP! (https://thefpl.us/episode/garbage-day-1)
Lemon, April 16, 2018, 12:14:06 pm
I likpayed for the Likpa print because it likpates me very much.
It Sherman Tankpates with the gentle ballp.its, April 16, 2018, 08:37:52 pm
hey turns out my phone sucks! what a shock. thanks for checking either waymaybe it's just me but i wanted you to know [heart]
Shell Game, April 16, 2018, 12:51:53 pm
Hmmm, trying it out in incognito and the links are all working for me.
Lemon, April 16, 2018, 01:33:56 pm
VIDEOS ARE UP! (https://thefpl.us/episode/garbage-day-1)
Lemon, April 16, 2018, 12:14:06 pm
PS tag suggestions welcome.
Lemon, April 16, 2018, 05:22:00 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223115510227795968/436338208154845184/IMG_20180418_182820.jpg)DYAAM!
I come home to find that I'm the proud owner of two brand new fetishes!!!
Shell Game, April 18, 2018, 09:44:03 pm
Now that Ballp.it is back up, I can post about how much I fucking hate lemon after listening to hour 22: Jerk Off Instructions.Well, if it helps, I chose the topic for that hour.
Wrought, April 18, 2018, 09:31:43 pm
Believe me, I was ready for the content, I just wasn't ready for it to be delivered to me by Twilight Spawkle and JabberjawNow that Ballp.it is back up, I can post about how much I fucking hate lemon after listening to hour 22: Jerk Off Instructions.Well, if it helps, I chose the topic for that hour.
Wrought, April 18, 2018, 09:31:43 pm
Achilles' Heelies, April 18, 2018, 11:38:39 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/223115510227795968/436338208154845184/IMG_20180418_182820.jpg)
I come home to find that I'm the proud owner of two brand new fetishes!!!
Shell Game, April 18, 2018, 09:44:03 pm
Hello I would like to share the wonderful rap I got from JW Friedman. It is extremely touching, even with ICP going on in the background:
Puppy Time, April 22, 2018, 01:46:25 pm
I GOT NUTSHELL'S COOKIES TODAY!
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/865/40944765444_9f65fac543_c.jpg)
The cookies were packed very conscientiously, and only one cookie in the corner of the tub sustained damage.
They're incredible! The flavor is just right, not too much of any of the spices. The texture is spot on, too: the right amount of give when you bite into them, firm without being tough, soft but not crumbly. There was also a lovely card included. I'm a very happy person right now.
Neal, April 23, 2018, 04:08:07 pm
I GOT NUTSHELL'S COOKIES TODAY!
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/865/40944765444_9f65fac543_c.jpg)
The cookies were packed very conscientiously, and only one cookie in the corner of the tub sustained damage.
They're incredible! The flavor is just right, not too much of any of the spices. The texture is spot on, too: the right amount of give when you bite into them, firm without being tough, soft but not crumbly. There was also a lovely card included. I'm a very happy person right now.
Neal, April 23, 2018, 04:08:07 pm
Does anyone remember the dude that came in near the end of the Mormon Alien doc and said something to the affect of "haha cool guys when are the islam docs :)"
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, April 09, 2018, 07:42:33 am
Count Bitcoin is up for sale (https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers#17). Printed 60, and the gold parts are SHINY.
Lemon, April 30, 2018, 04:01:41 pm
Count Bitcoin is up for sale (https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers#17). Printed 60, and the gold parts are SHINY.Hell yeah, I bought 5! Maybe if I arrange them into a pentagram I can conjure a new fetish.
Lemon, April 30, 2018, 04:01:41 pm
In addition, I'm going to be doing a Mega Man pre-show, wherein I play MM1-5. I picked Mega Man 6 for Bunnybread to beat because it's among the easiest. I might start around 2:00 or 3:00 PM central, so if you want to watch some dumbass video game fun, stop on by!Have you considered having bunnybread watch the Megaman battle network anime with you? Just want to make sure he doesn't miss out on any important lore
EDIT: I might actually change this to just having him play Mega Man 9 and 10 because upon replaying MM6 I remember there's a lot of extremely stupid stuff in this game.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 11, 2018, 02:05:12 am
In addition, I'm going to be doing a Mega Man pre-show, wherein I play MM1-5. I picked Mega Man 6 for Bunnybread to beat because it's among the easiest. I might start around 2:00 or 3:00 PM central, so if you want to watch some dumbass video game fun, stop on by!Have you considered having bunnybread watch the Megaman battle network anime with you? Just want to make sure he doesn't miss out on any important lore
EDIT: I might actually change this to just having him play Mega Man 9 and 10 because upon replaying MM6 I remember there's a lot of extremely stupid stuff in this game.
One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes, May 11, 2018, 02:05:12 am
A Meat, May 11, 2018, 03:49:14 am