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Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on March 14, 2019, 09:53:39 am
GARBAGE DAY (https://thefpl.us/wrote/garbage-day-2019-24-terrible-hours-with-the-f-plus)

May 18 noon - May 19 noon Eastern Daylight Time. Stop by, it'll be fun.

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: krytton on March 14, 2019, 10:11:02 am
getting a head start on eating trash so i can be featured in 24 Terrible Hours III: Garbage Day 2
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Ambious on March 14, 2019, 10:34:30 am
CHA CHA CHA!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on March 14, 2019, 11:02:37 am
GARBAGE DAY (https://thefpl.us/wrote/garbage-day-2019-24-terrible-hours-with-the-f-plus)

May 18 noon - May 19 noon Eastern Daylight Time. Stop by, it'll be fun.
(https://i.imgur.com/z6xtoGb.gif)
Boots Raingear, March 14, 2019, 09:53:39 am
fuck yeah! Been wondering when  this would be announced!

Y'know what? I'm taking the Monday after off! Just to be sure i can be around as long as i want!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 14, 2019, 11:36:06 am
Fuck. Yes.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on March 14, 2019, 12:02:11 pm
I'm really looking forward to this, and particularly since my semester will actually be over this year when the stream happens, so I don't have to worry about being functional after the event.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Oats on March 14, 2019, 12:29:34 pm
Will there be bonus incentives given to the donator who makes the most funny number donations
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Cradicus on March 14, 2019, 12:53:49 pm
Very very excited for this!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Cheapskate on March 14, 2019, 06:58:16 pm
SPLC is cleaning house at the moment. (https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/2019/03/14/southern-poverty-law-center-fires-co-founder-civil-rights-lawyer-morris-dees/3164839002/) Who knows if “accepting donations from a podcast full of gross weirdos” is one of the causes?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 14, 2019, 07:18:21 pm
We found in your records you cashed a check for, quote, "Boob dollars and sixty nine cents." Care to explain that?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 14, 2019, 08:50:40 pm
I'm really looking forward to this, and particularly since my semester will actually be over this year when the stream happens, so I don't have to worry about being functional after the event.
Neal, March 14, 2019, 12:02:11 pm

At least you know you don't have to be functional during the event
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on March 15, 2019, 12:16:49 am
Y'know what? I'm taking the Monday after off! Just to be sure i can be around as long as i want!
Shell Game, March 14, 2019, 11:02:37 am
Hell yeah 5/20 smoke garbage every year
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on March 15, 2019, 07:33:04 am
I'm really looking forward to this, and particularly since my semester will actually be over this year when the stream happens, so I don't have to worry about being functional after the event.
Neal, March 14, 2019, 12:02:11 pm

At least you know you don't have to be functional during the event
Degen Novel from Upcountry, March 14, 2019, 08:50:40 pm

That was never the case.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on March 15, 2019, 04:49:15 pm
I'll miss you, Jerk-Off Instructions doc link.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on March 16, 2019, 12:38:10 am
Will you guys post a link here so we can watch the stream, donate money, help you decide what terrible things to  read with enthusiasm/etc? I haven't done other garbage live.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 16, 2019, 04:12:07 am
Will you guys post a link here so we can watch the stream, donate money, help you decide what terrible things to  read with enthusiasm/etc? I haven't done other garbage live.
ClaraTinSoldier, March 16, 2019, 12:38:10 am

There'll be a link to the twitch stream when it goes up. It'll probably go here https://www.twitch.tv/thefplus (https://www.twitch.tv/thefplus)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on March 16, 2019, 10:01:08 am
There'll be a link to the twitch stream when it goes up. It'll probably go here https://www.twitch.tv/thefplus (https://www.twitch.tv/thefplus)
GirlKisser420, March 16, 2019, 04:12:07 am

Correct.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on March 16, 2019, 10:28:29 am
Do you have a list of what you'll be reading picked out yet? (I assume so, just asking out of curiosity.)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on March 16, 2019, 12:30:02 pm
Missed watching the other 24 terrible hours live and I do not do Twitch much, so I do have a question that probably has a pretty obvious answer; are donations made through Twitch or will there a separate link to donate?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on March 16, 2019, 12:33:41 pm
Missed watching the other 24 terrible hours live and I do not do Twitch much, so I do have a question that probably has a pretty obvious answer; are donations made through Twitch or will there a separate link to donate?
Spontificus, March 16, 2019, 12:30:02 pm

I've renewed garbage.live for another year. Currently just displaying previous 24TH things, when the time is right, that URL will redirect to the donation link.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 16, 2019, 12:48:07 pm
I've renewed garbage.live for another year. Currently just displaying previous 24TH things, when the time is right, that URL will redirect to the donation link.
Lemon, March 16, 2019, 12:33:41 pm

Would you say that... garbage lives?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on March 17, 2019, 10:41:42 am
I just put down my times to do art for Garbage Day and i'm FUCKIN STOKED.

Like, i'm just so excited for this. I'm gonna stay up for all of it if I can help it.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: KingKalamari on March 20, 2019, 11:13:57 am
Oh good, I can finally use all of these weird versions of MmmBop I've been collecting...






Did you know Hanson still exists and they perform this song in concert sometimes?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Mix on March 20, 2019, 06:07:49 pm
Did you know Hanson still exists and they perform this song in concert sometimes?
KingKalamari, March 20, 2019, 11:13:57 am

They also produce and sell beer named Mmmhops. (http://www.hansonbrothersbeer.com/home.html)
(http://www.hansonbrothersbeer.com/uploads/5/4/8/4/5484717/160915-homepageimage_1.jpg)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: beelzeboob on March 20, 2019, 08:12:01 pm
Oh good, I can finally use all of these weird versions of MmmBop I've been collecting...
KingKalamari, March 20, 2019, 11:13:57 am

Oh thank god I thought I was going to have to do all this legwork myself.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on March 21, 2019, 03:23:18 pm
24 Terrible Hours III: Garbage Day II: Too Many Subtitles Vol. 1
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on March 21, 2019, 03:35:27 pm
24 Terrible Hours III: Garbage Day II: Too Many Subtitles Vol. 1
Neal, March 21, 2019, 03:23:18 pm
This is the name of the companion ska album.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 21, 2019, 03:42:45 pm
24 Terrible Hours III: SKArbage Day II: Too Many Subtitles Vol. 1
Neal, March 21, 2019, 03:23:18 pm
This is the name of the companion ska album.
Shell Game, March 21, 2019, 03:35:27 pm
Fixed to include bad pun about the word ska for authenticity's sake
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on March 22, 2019, 06:23:54 pm
24 Terrible Hours III: SKArbage Day II: Too Many Subtitles Vol. 1
Neal, March 21, 2019, 03:23:18 pm
This is the name of the companion ska album.
Shell Game, March 21, 2019, 03:35:27 pm
Fixed to include bad pun about the word ska for SKAthenticity's sake
AgentCoop, March 21, 2019, 03:42:45 pm
Here, i'll just help you out with that one... Perfect!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on March 24, 2019, 03:55:54 pm
SPLC is cleaning house at the moment. (https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/2019/03/14/southern-poverty-law-center-fires-co-founder-civil-rights-lawyer-morris-dees/3164839002/) Who knows if “accepting donations from a podcast full of gross weirdos” is one of the causes?
Cheapskate, March 14, 2019, 06:58:16 pm

This new piece (https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-reckoning-of-morris-dees-and-the-southern-poverty-law-center) at The New Yorker may help explain things. Certainly puts the SPLC in a different light.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Bunnybread on March 25, 2019, 11:09:33 am
This new piece (https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-reckoning-of-morris-dees-and-the-southern-poverty-law-center) at The New Yorker may help explain things. Certainly puts the SPLC in a different light.
Neal, March 24, 2019, 03:55:54 pm

Well then.  The hell with them.  Let's give all the money to Kylie Jenner.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Ambious on March 25, 2019, 12:15:53 pm
It's just gonna be 24 hours of ridiculist saying "garbage".
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 25, 2019, 12:52:09 pm
It's just gonna be 24 hours of ridiculist saying "garbage".
Ambious, March 25, 2019, 12:15:53 pm

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on April 02, 2019, 09:14:22 pm
Predictions:
The donation total breaks $10,000
At least one ridiculist has a breakdown on-air
Lady Frenzy draws dicks
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on April 03, 2019, 10:23:48 am
This new piece (https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-reckoning-of-morris-dees-and-the-southern-poverty-law-center) at The New Yorker may help explain things. Certainly puts the SPLC in a different light.
Neal, March 24, 2019, 03:55:54 pm

I have been worried about the SPLC myself. Looking into it though this sewing of doubt is pretty par for the course. Not to say that the claims against Dees aren't valid or anything like that. There was likely something rotten in the workplace culture and the SPLC is taking steps to correct that. In fact as of time of writing they just elected Karen Baynes-Dunning as their interim President and CEO.

There were a few more issues Bob Moser brought up. One was that he didn't believe that SPLC spent the money it took in on it's stated goal. However according to Charitynavigator.org they rate higher for transparency, and financial responsibility than the ADL and the ACLU.

Another thing that was brought up was that they go for "splashier" cases. This is something the ACLU was criticized for during the Civil Rights movement. It's kind of a weak criticism though. The SPLC and similar organizations have to take on cases that draw attention or are at the crux of a problem in order to establish precedent. They chose to represent people being denied entry into the U.S. immediately after Trump's travel ban, not only because it was all over the news that these folks were stranded at airports, but because it established a precedent that protected these people (until it was overturned by the Supreme Court).  For the same reason they took on cases where migrants were arrested by ICE so that they can establish a precedent to keep ICE from continually abusing people's rights in that way.

TLDR: SPLC has its issues, but if there's a better cause to give to in the Trump era I'm not aware of it.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on April 03, 2019, 11:21:46 am
I had lots of words, but I'm just gonna say instead...

I'm still fuckin stoked for Garbage Day. Who else is gonna (try to) be there for all of it???
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on April 03, 2019, 12:17:16 pm
Going to try and stay up for all of it, but I usually break around 4am. Something about being awake when the sun rises brings back horrible memories of churning out work in the print lab in an all-nighter to meet critique deadline.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr. on April 03, 2019, 12:50:55 pm
Sleep is a crutch. I have long since broken free from its siren song.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on April 03, 2019, 01:09:44 pm
I plan to try, but expect to fail.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Oats on April 03, 2019, 03:15:10 pm
Who else is going to be edging the whole of garbage day
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Hux on April 03, 2019, 04:01:58 pm
Who else is going to be edging the whole of garbage day
Oats, April 03, 2019, 03:15:10 pm
if you're not edging the whole time, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on April 03, 2019, 06:41:20 pm
Who else is going to be edging the whole of garbage day
Oats, April 03, 2019, 03:15:10 pm
I plan to try, but expect to fail.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Mix on April 03, 2019, 07:21:46 pm
I'm just glad its on the weekend so any bad sleep decisions I make wont get me fired the following day!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: birdie on April 04, 2019, 10:45:14 am
Who else is gonna (try to) be there for all of it???
Shell Game, April 03, 2019, 11:21:46 am
As a narcoleptic, I plan to try but will instead most likely pop in and out as my brain flickers through sleep-like activity like a defective lightbulb
Thanks, brain
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Spenny on April 06, 2019, 02:39:07 am
I'm still fuckin stoked for Garbage Day. Who else is gonna (try to) be there for all of it???
Shell Game, April 03, 2019, 11:21:46 am

Noon to noon makes it kind of hard to be up for all of it, but I'll surely be there for most of the middle!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 09, 2019, 01:28:07 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/hxWyohK.png)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: GirlKisser420 on May 10, 2019, 05:37:31 am
Is the track listing all finalised?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 12, 2019, 01:02:41 pm
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 14, 2019, 07:13:42 pm
Would you kindly make some break screens?

As in our previous years, between segments we're going to have a "break screen" interface, and that interface will have info about the upcoming hour, and a carousel of interesting images. We need more of those images.

To refresh your memory, here's what we had last year (https://photos.app.goo.gl/B2LzVLMydHmCxCAF2). We're looking for fun images, hopefully relating to Garbage Day specifically or the Podcast in general, but whatever. Fun images you yourself created.

Important facts
If this sounds fun to you, please send your images to Jimmyfranks. If you don't know how to do that, PM me, and I'll tell you how.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 15, 2019, 12:34:28 am
A MAN CHOOSES
A SLAVE PHOTOSHOPS
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 15, 2019, 04:08:47 pm
Hey.

Heads up, three hours from now we're going to be making a major fundraising announcement for this thing.

Maybe you can guess, but you should probably just wait until 7PM central to find out.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 15, 2019, 08:57:58 pm
ok the actual ballpit post is up closer to 7pm pacific.

https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=3162.0

I operate under Slash's Snakepit rules in that it is 5 oclock somewhere.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Dirk Dammit on May 16, 2019, 09:12:44 am
I absolutely want to make art for you guys I just gotta think about what to do. Is there a general list of topics you’re covering?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 16, 2019, 10:30:15 am
Oh, I guess it's a good time to announce the schedule:

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 16, 2019, 03:36:15 pm
I hope one of those donation battles involves "Salt Lick, Kentucky" because I hate hate hate not comprehending that doc's title.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on May 16, 2019, 03:39:55 pm
I hope one of those donation battles involves "Salt Lick, Kentucky" because I hate hate hate not comprehending that doc's title.
Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy, May 16, 2019, 03:36:15 pm

It's a place (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Lick,_Kentucky). I grew up about an hour from there.

PS: if you like the name of that place, check out the other unincorporated communities in the same county at the bottom of the Wikipedia page.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 16, 2019, 08:59:39 pm
'twas the Night of Jack Chicksmas 2

I'm so, so sorry to whoever has to art this one.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 17, 2019, 01:07:53 am
'twas the Night of Jack Chicksmas 2

I'm so, so sorry to whoever has to art this one.
jack chick, May 16, 2019, 08:59:39 pm
Yo!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 17, 2019, 02:46:38 pm
'twas the Night of Jack Chicksmas 2

I'm so, so sorry to whoever has to art this one.
jack chick, May 16, 2019, 08:59:39 pm
Yo!
Shell Game, May 17, 2019, 01:07:53 am

'Twas the night before the night before Jacksmas and all through the forums
In the Garbage Day thread we had assembled a quorum
The artists were looked through with delicate care
and Boots decided Shell Game would be there

The markers were ready not a smudge on the page
While visions of dipshit rhymes let loose out da' cage
Jack Chick all boozed up and the audience in tow
Shell Game will absolutely rock this you know!


 
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 17, 2019, 03:43:10 pm
'twas the Night of Jack Chicksmas 2

I'm so, so sorry to whoever has to art this one.
jack chick, May 16, 2019, 08:59:39 pm
Yo!
Shell Game, May 17, 2019, 01:07:53 am

'Twas the night before the night before Jacksmas and all through the forums
In the Garbage Day thread we had assembled a quorum
The artists were looked through with delicate care
and Boots decided Shell Game would be there

The markers were ready not a smudge on the page
While visions of dipshit rhymes let loose out da' cage
Jack Chick all boozed up and the audience in tow
Shell Game will absolutely rock this you know!
🧛‍♀️📘, May 17, 2019, 02:46:38 pm
... aw thanks :>
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: LowBatteryLife on May 17, 2019, 03:46:30 pm
So garbage day is the day after my birthday.
...yeah, that's fair. I'm well past my sell-by date, just throw me out with the rest of the trash.

Seriously though, thanks this is a great present and I am very excited.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 17, 2019, 04:01:07 pm
So garbage day is the day after my birthday.
...yeah, that's fair. I'm well past my sell-by date, just throw me out with the rest of the trash.

Seriously though, thanks this is a great present and I am very excited.
LowBatteryLife, May 17, 2019, 03:46:30 pm
Happy birthday!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 17, 2019, 05:16:13 pm
So garbage day is the day after my birthday.
...yeah, that's fair. I'm well past my sell-by date, just throw me out with the rest of the trash.

Seriously though, thanks this is a great present and I am very excited.
LowBatteryLife, May 17, 2019, 03:46:30 pm

[yay] Happy birthday! [yay]
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: krytton on May 18, 2019, 01:41:45 am
twas the night before f plus
and all through the pit
not a user was posting
not even jack chick

they were all waiting
on twitch dot tv
hoping boots raingear'd
appear on their screens

when all of a sudden
there arose such a clatter
and the chat fired up
in a whirlwind of chatter

boots raingear was there!
he was singing a song!
portending participants
there before long

come lemon! come portaxx!
come victor! come john!
come jimmyfranks, adam
and frank west and stog!

theres bunnybread, nutshell
and kumquat and squint
(thats not what they call him
but its all that'll fit)

our readers assembled
it was all very fast
there were even some morons
from other podcasts

all coming together
to read things all day
with artists on standby
for visual display

and awful things happened
and money was raised
a rousing success
twas called: garbage day!!!!!

this rhyme scheme is awful
this scansion is weak
fuck it. im tired.
im going to sleep
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 18, 2019, 06:58:20 pm
If you PM me, it's possible I might be able to get your break image in the rotation. Probably not promptly tho.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 18, 2019, 11:16:49 pm
I'm writing up my tag suggestions already, but I'm posting here that I ABSOLUTELY INSIST that the current hour needs the "go to hell montrith" tag and will not hear otherwise just in case I actually die during the Snot Fetish hour.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: krytton on May 18, 2019, 11:27:25 pm
currently petitioning the u.n. to impose sanctions against finland
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 18, 2019, 11:33:45 pm
currently petitioning the u.n. to impose sanctions against finland
krytton, May 18, 2019, 11:27:25 pm

Sanctions aren't enough.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Frank West on May 19, 2019, 12:20:32 am

The time ramesside one is probably worth watching. AMOK is probably not but maybe I'll do a short highlight reel at some point.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 19, 2019, 02:53:31 am
i want to die
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 19, 2019, 05:34:18 am
twas the night of garbage day
and jack chick wanted to die
he took a big drink of booze
and started to cry

everything that he read
fell into a rhythm
to the pounding head-
ache these poems would give him
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 19, 2019, 10:51:11 am
(https://i.imgur.com/pKJIuOi.png?1)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 19, 2019, 11:14:56 am
Watched about 15 hours worth alternating between three different accounts, but I left my desktop on it the whole time. So BuggeringPidgeons was logged for all 24. I donated using my ballp.it name though.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: chai tea latte on May 19, 2019, 11:24:13 am
https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1130144125074984960

The numbers just get better and better
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Hux on May 19, 2019, 11:39:00 am
could not stop losing my shit at the cheetah guy from the spiritual science doc. every other pic in the article was an actual pic and this was the only drawing. i can’t imagine why.

it’s so good that it convinced me to change my profile pic from shelly. i didn’t think anything would have that power.

also, holy shit those numbers. we did it reddit
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on May 19, 2019, 11:53:02 am
Had a great  time this year, lots of great conversation. My twitch username was publicenemynumber6 so if you talked to me there I had a lot of fun.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Cradicus on May 19, 2019, 01:37:56 pm
Passed out with five hours left! Congrats to everyone, great show!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 19, 2019, 01:46:46 pm
Holy hell, that was fun! I'm so tired... But I got a minimal amount of sleep so now I can't sleep again yet.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Ambious on May 19, 2019, 02:07:17 pm
The several nonconsecutive hours I managed to catch live were great!
Also cheers to A-Meat for his debut! [yay] [yay] [yay]
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: GenesisAlwaysSucked on May 19, 2019, 02:17:56 pm
I almost made it all the way through but passed out somewhere around wikifeet, and was sort of half awake during the final two hours.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Flying_Dutchman on May 19, 2019, 03:01:10 pm
What an absolute blast once again and it's amazing to see the generosity :D
Can't wait for next year. Perhaps we should have run a seperate charity drive for the readers' post-Garbage Day recovery.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Eider Duck on May 19, 2019, 03:43:13 pm
We all had a great time in the chat, raised loads of money for a worthy cause, bonded over disgust at a german woman's madlib food recipes and forced Lemon to read out Ernest Kline's weird nerd porn thing. All in all, a good 24 hours
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: krytton on May 19, 2019, 06:08:39 pm
twas quite far from christmas
the middle of may
our readers had finished
their third garbage day

money was raised
for funding abortions
(a good deal obtained
through financial extortion)

a magical number
of dollars procured
the total, however,
was quite immature

twas seventeen thousand
four hundred and twenty!
with sixty nine cents
right down to the penny

and now its all done
there's no more i'm afraid
we'll just have to wait
until next garbage day!!!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Penultimatum on May 19, 2019, 07:39:52 pm
When do you think the videos will be up?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on May 19, 2019, 07:50:39 pm
When do you think the videos will be up?
Friend Anemone, May 19, 2019, 07:39:52 pm

While I respect your enthusiasm, maybe you'd want to wait until they've had a chance to sleep before pressing them about doing more work.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: krytton on May 19, 2019, 07:53:04 pm
its the day after garbage day
and i swear to god
you better upload
those fucking vods
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 19, 2019, 08:13:22 pm
When do you think the videos will be up?
Friend Anemone, May 19, 2019, 07:39:52 pm
Twitch retains streams for a bit if you set them to.
They did. (https://www.twitch.tv/thefplus/videos)
While I respect your enthusiasm, maybe you'd want to wait until they've had a chance to sleep before pressing them about doing more work.
Neal, May 19, 2019, 07:50:39 pm
Also this.

Anyway, now I've had a little sleep so I just wanna expand on how much I really loved this! It was so much fun interacting with all of you and listening to this garbage together. Drawing was even more fun than it was last year (less nervous!) and reading was an absolute blast! I wanna thank The F Plus for having me on. You're all wonderful and fun to be around. Okay. Expansion over. I'm still tired.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Hot Cum Jerry on May 19, 2019, 08:29:30 pm
When do you think the videos will be up?
Friend Anemone, May 19, 2019, 07:39:52 pm

the twitch video is still up, you can download the audio with various tools
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 19, 2019, 09:33:06 pm
It'll be up on youtube once Lemon and I have the wherewithal to do that. In the meantime I quickly highlighted the hours into a playlist on Twitch here:

https://www.twitch.tv/collections/IeTebdZAoBUlbg (https://www.twitch.tv/collections/IeTebdZAoBUlbg)

Enjoy

edit: fixed link
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: birdie on May 19, 2019, 11:13:27 pm
I think I managed to catch more this year than any previous year! Still not all of it, but narcolepsy be like that lol. I did have to mute about 10 minutes into snot hour and come back later... there is a lot I can handle but significant talk of snot, poop, or pus are right out. The night before jack chickmas was excellent, and the nerd necromancer (nerdcromancer?) was super funny.

Big props to the Ridiculists, artists, and everybody in the audience donating an impressive amount to the cause of ladies' bodily autonomy.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: A Meat on May 19, 2019, 11:58:45 pm
Finally participating was a lot of fun! I kinda wish I didn't have to do so while a bit sick, but it was worth it.

It's amazing how good everyone was, be it reading, providing art, providing content or just participating in the chat. Looking forward to actually hearing and watching the stuff from hours 6-21
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 20, 2019, 01:41:20 am
I still haven't gone to bed after staying up to watch the whole thing! My eyes hurt!!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: A Meat on May 20, 2019, 04:31:53 am
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/370722867261734913/579317995864850432/aid1558204-v4-728px-Throw-Yourself-a-Party-Step-4.png)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on May 20, 2019, 07:55:30 am
I still haven't gone to bed after staying up to watch the whole thing! My eyes hurt!!
SATAN MILKSHAKE, May 20, 2019, 01:41:20 am
I got about 2 hours of sleep afterwards and then couldn't get back to sleep until normal sleeping time. I'm glad I took today off.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 20, 2019, 09:03:24 am
The night before jack chickmas was excellent, and the nerd necromancer (nerdcromancer?) was super funny.
birdie, May 19, 2019, 11:13:27 pm
He was everything I hoped he'd be and more. That read was a real attic burner! Adam's art was perfect and I hope to see that dragon summoner pic on a shirt someday.

I had no idea I was riding adrenaline until after Hungry Little Girl ended and it was only a matter of time before I crashed. I'll go back and watch 22-24 today. I should probably also do some cleaning... >.>
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Captain Fargle on May 20, 2019, 12:22:40 pm
Congratulations F Plus! It was a very successful Garbage Day. I wasn't able to be there for nearly as much of it as I would have liked to but thanks for a great show. Going to sit down and catch up with the VODs for a while now. :)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Yavuz on May 20, 2019, 03:18:03 pm
Really enjoyed staying up all night for this, and it's amazing how much we all raised! Can't wait for next year!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: KendrickLobstar on May 20, 2019, 04:13:38 pm
Looking forward to next year when i can debut my erotic fanfiction "Dave Coulier and Sonic Go on Vacation"
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on May 20, 2019, 07:22:30 pm
Wonderful garbage day.  got to be very active in the chat (as publicenemynumber6)  and listen to a lot of gross stuff. can't think of a better  way  to spend a  full  day  and several hundred  dollars.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: chai tea latte on May 20, 2019, 07:46:45 pm
Congratulations to everyone who made this the best Garbage Day yet. I look forward to it more and more every year.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Cradicus on May 20, 2019, 09:10:48 pm
Wonderful garbage day.  got to be very active in the chat (as publicenemynumber6)  and listen to a lot of gross stuff. can't think of a better  way  to spend a  full  day  and several hundred  dollars.
ClaraTinSoldier, May 20, 2019, 07:22:30 pm

You did excellent work policing funny numbers!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 20, 2019, 11:43:49 pm
WOW WAS I HUNG OVER

this was fun. thanks folks! :D
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: krytton on May 21, 2019, 04:54:11 am
the garbage had settled
and jack chick felt great!
until he saw how much
he'd deigned to donate
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on May 21, 2019, 08:08:56 am
Wonderful garbage day.  got to be very active in the chat (as publicenemynumber6)  and listen to a lot of gross stuff. can't think of a better  way  to spend a  full  day  and several hundred  dollars.
ClaraTinSoldier, May 20, 2019, 07:22:30 pm

You did excellent work policing funny numbers!
Cradicus, May 20, 2019, 09:10:48 pm

Only because no one asked me to
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 21, 2019, 03:06:32 pm
Amassing imagery for a bunch of things. If you were drawing during the stream and you want to share the results, let me know.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 22, 2019, 03:22:31 pm
Hour 17 was one of my very favorite hours.

I just put in an order for 90 of these

(https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers/s23-full.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers#23)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 22, 2019, 03:26:28 pm
Hour 17 was one of my very favorite hours.

I just put in an order for 90 of these

(https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers/s23-full.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers#23)
Lemon, May 22, 2019, 03:22:31 pm
Oh hell yeah, I def gotta get me a few of those!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on May 24, 2019, 10:32:55 pm
HEY! I don't remember who it was who was doing the hourly dragons for Garbage Day but I love them so much! I didn't really have the chance to soak them in during the chaos of it all, but they're super good. RARRARARRARRARARRRARRR! [dragon]
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 26, 2019, 12:59:34 pm
Okay, putting Garbage Day videos online now.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 26, 2019, 02:47:04 pm
And with that, the hopper is now down to a paltry, measly 92 documents.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 26, 2019, 11:37:55 pm
Minor typo, this one's 13-18 not 3-18:
(https://thefpl.us/content/3-episode/345-garbage-day-2019-3/square-gd3.jpg)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: KingKalamari on May 27, 2019, 12:23:03 pm
I was listening through the Adramalech hour and could not help but imagine Dave the Nemesis as Stu from the film version of What We Do in the Shadows: Just some dumpy, boring office drone who is inexplicably beloved by Vampires/Warlocks/Necromancers (Well, except Adramalech, of course)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on May 27, 2019, 12:31:18 pm
Minor typo, this one's 13-18 not 3-18:
(https://thefpl.us/content/3-episode/345-garbage-day-2019-3/square-gd3.jpg)
SATAN MILKSHAKE, May 26, 2019, 11:37:55 pm
Fixed, thanks.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Hux on May 27, 2019, 03:52:43 pm
And with that, the hopper is now down to a paltry, measly 92 documents.
Lemon, May 26, 2019, 02:47:04 pm

time for a 92 hour charity marathon!
when does it start?
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on May 28, 2019, 06:34:03 am
And with that, the hopper is now down to a paltry, measly 92 documents.
Lemon, May 26, 2019, 02:47:04 pm

time for a 92 hour charity marathon!
when does it start?
Hux, May 27, 2019, 03:52:43 pm
92 hours before the ICBMs launch.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 28, 2019, 12:17:48 pm
I checked on the twitch replay yesterday and saw someone mention the sweet, Bob Ross giant brush:

(https://i.imgur.com/TLu4u2K.jpg)

When first working through this idea, I wanted to find a way to make the opening as close as jankily possible to the original intro, which included making the giant brush. However, there's one mighty difference:

(https://i.imgur.com/AfUqec5.png)

The camera is fucking waaaay far back, fitting in the entire brush. With the setup I had, there wasn't a way to easily create a wider view and then switch to the closer view for the painting part. The body is made out of a couple of different large format paper tubes from work, paper mache'd together and spray painted. The ferrule is a scrap of stovepipe my friend had leftover from his HVAC job, which he bent and riveted together for me. The brush is one of those Vietnamese brooms off of Amazon. The 'traditional' Bob Ross brush is two straw brooms glued together, but this broom had a softer appearance. And was much, much cheaper.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: beelzeboob on May 28, 2019, 01:35:47 pm
Sanguinary, you honestly outdid yourself. I watched every moment of your painting absolutely riveted. Thanks so much for contributing your art and your impeccable sense of humor to the fundraising effort.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 28, 2019, 01:44:37 pm
Sanguinary, you honestly outdid yourself. I watched every moment of your painting absolutely riveted. Thanks so much for contributing your art and your impeccable sense of humor to the fundraising effort.
beelzeboob, May 28, 2019, 01:35:47 pm

Oh jeeze, thank you, that's very kind!! I completely forgot just how much of painting is layering and letting it dry in-between, even with acrylic paints, so it didn't turn out as detailed as I had hoped. Gives me a whole new level of respect for Bob Ross and how Joy of Painting turned out.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on June 01, 2019, 09:15:12 pm
Not sure if anyone else has brought this to your attention yet, but...

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: YetAnotherAmber on June 03, 2019, 04:05:21 pm
I was literally about to come in here and make sure someone has told the masses that Two Trucks is a song that exists in the world
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: KingKalamari on June 03, 2019, 04:12:49 pm
Not sure if anyone else has brought this to your attention yet, but...

Nikaer Drekin, June 01, 2019, 09:15:12 pm

I think this kind of demonstrates the big problem with any of these "songify my lyrics, bro!" type of websites, which is that you can still have a good song with terrible lyrics but you can't have a good song with no music behind it. So all of these instances of people posting their "masterful" song lyrics that just need music behind them are just another case of "I have a great idea for a thing, I just need someone to do the work!".

If you can't write actual music to go with the stuff you post (Like our good friend Mr. Cicerega does) you're not a songwriter.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Adam Bozarth on June 03, 2019, 08:45:50 pm
It is just maddening how talented Neil Cicierega is and has always been.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: EYE OF ZA on June 05, 2019, 02:43:18 am
The part from the vamper forums where they say that vampires have higher energy than humans made me imagine a vampire who has to stick their teeth into a little UK-to-US travel adapter to bite someone.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: A Moose on June 05, 2019, 04:43:51 pm
Does anyone know what music Boots used in the first theme song? I swear I've heard it before but I can't remember what it is
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on June 06, 2019, 08:03:28 am
Does anyone know what music Boots used in the first theme song? I swear I've heard it before but I can't remember what it is
A Moose, June 05, 2019, 04:43:51 pm

With the exception of the Doomsday Preppers hour, I recorded/sequenced all of those songs from scratch. Track one was, however, a bit of a ripoff of Nomeansno's Now

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: sambair on June 06, 2019, 12:07:02 pm
Not sure if anyone else has brought this to your attention yet, but...

Nikaer Drekin, June 01, 2019, 09:15:12 pm

I think this kind of demonstrates the big problem with any of these "songify my lyrics, bro!" type of websites, which is that you can still have a good song with terrible lyrics but you can't have a good song with no music behind it. So all of these instances of people posting their "masterful" song lyrics that just need music behind them are just another case of "I have a great idea for a thing, I just need someone to do the work!".

If you can't write actual music to go with the stuff you post (Like our good friend Mr. Cicerega does) you're not a songwriter.
KingKalamari, June 03, 2019, 04:12:49 pm

Lar also actually writes music and records his songs, too.


(this one wasn't on Garbage Day, but I couldn't not include it in my post)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on June 06, 2019, 03:40:19 pm
He did it.
https://twitter.com/yakimakuraa/status/1136146583504990214?s=20

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: A Moose on June 06, 2019, 08:46:51 pm
Does anyone know what music Boots used in the first theme song? I swear I've heard it before but I can't remember what it is
A Moose, June 05, 2019, 04:43:51 pm

With the exception of the Doomsday Preppers hour, I recorded/sequenced all of those songs from scratch. Track one was, however, a bit of a ripoff of Nomeansno's Now

Boots Raingear, June 06, 2019, 08:03:28 am

Interesting, I was thinking it sounded a little like queens of the stone age! Great job on all those songs though, I loved the medley at the end
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Neal on June 06, 2019, 09:12:56 pm
Does anyone know what music Boots used in the first theme song? I swear I've heard it before but I can't remember what it is
A Moose, June 05, 2019, 04:43:51 pm

With the exception of the Doomsday Preppers hour, I recorded/sequenced all of those songs from scratch. Track one was, however, a bit of a ripoff of Nomeansno's Now

Boots Raingear, June 06, 2019, 08:03:28 am

Interesting, I was thinking it sounded a little like queens of the stone age! Great job on all those songs though, I loved the medley at the end
A Moose, June 06, 2019, 08:46:51 pm

I thought it was a White Stripes rip, but that makes sense.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Lemon on June 10, 2019, 10:36:02 am
Hour 17 was one of my very favorite hours.

I just put in an order for 90 of these

(https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers/s23-full.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers#23)
Lemon, May 22, 2019, 03:22:31 pm

These are up for sale
(https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers/s23_grid_big.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers#23)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on June 10, 2019, 11:34:40 am
Ordered 5. Gonna feed em to the sharks so they know who to go for when I start my bbq.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on June 20, 2019, 05:03:17 pm
I alluded to this before (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1134.msg131863#msg131863), but here's what I got as a much appreciated gift in the mail:

Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Boots Raingear on June 20, 2019, 05:15:42 pm
A huge round of applause for Sanguinary Novel for the outstanding video and graphic work for Garbage Day this year.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Shell Game on June 20, 2019, 05:17:19 pm
I alluded to this before (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1134.msg131863#msg131863), but here's what I got as a much appreciated gift in the mail:

Turtle, June 20, 2019, 05:03:17 pm
Thanks Tuttle!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on June 20, 2019, 08:14:03 pm
I alluded to this before (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1134.msg131863#msg131863), but here's what I got as a much appreciated gift in the mail:

Turtle, June 20, 2019, 05:03:17 pm

I wanted to make sure you got something cool for donating a boatload of money, even if it wasn't from a Rediculist. I did get to listen to Sewer Surfin' while giggling to myself in a coffee shop, so win-win.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Turtle on June 20, 2019, 10:09:22 pm
I wanted to make sure you got something cool for donating a boatload of money, even if it wasn't from a Rediculist. I did get to listen to Sewer Surfin' while giggling to myself in a coffee shop, so win-win.
Bobguinary Novel, June 20, 2019, 08:14:03 pm
How did you know that Sewer Surfin' was my favorite song from the Turtles in Time soundtrack?

* This is a rhetorical question, it is because it is the best song on the Turtles in Time soundtrack..
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on June 22, 2019, 08:21:39 am
I didn't know the F+ was doing a tour in my town! Excited to go.
(https://i.imgur.com/zRhlfWf.jpg?1)

Thanks, Jack Chick!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: inzane_jomni on March 24, 2020, 04:58:04 pm
Got bored on my lunchbreak so I ran the Lar songs through Microsoft Songsmith

Wonder If (https://soundcloud.com/jsobrie/wonder-if)

Virginia Surf (sp?) (https://soundcloud.com/jsobrie/virginia-surf)
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Cradicus on May 22, 2020, 05:02:53 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/XxZfHqV.jpg)
Saw this on a conspiracy group I'm in. Felt pretty good knowing about the Stephen King/John Lennon thing from Bozarth's reading! Glad this dude is jumping on new fresh conspiracies as well!
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Puppy Time on June 06, 2020, 09:45:12 am
Glad this dude is jumping on new fresh conspiracies as well!
Cradicus, May 22, 2020, 05:02:53 pm

Interestingly, people who are inclined to believe in one conspiracy theory tend to believe in pretty much EVERY conspiracy theory, including contradictory ones. (Like, "Queen Elizabeth had Princess Di murdered" AND "Princess Di faked her death.") 

Something about some peoples' psyches just makes them hear any old story about people getting together for nefarious purposes and go, "Yup, that sounds legit."
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: adrenochrome dome on June 07, 2020, 12:29:04 pm
I find the idea that it relates to our tendency to seek patterns the most compelling. Some people (through nurture or nature) are wired to find patterns more often, including when there aren't any.
Title: Garbage Day 2019 - May 18
Post by: Puppy Time on June 08, 2020, 11:14:41 am
Seeking patterns, a tendency to ascribe agency where there isn't any, anxiety leading to a need for a sense of control, and also often being kind of a jerk, because in order to believe that large groups of people are coordinating to be assholes, you have to already think that it's very normal to want to be an asshole.