Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on December 20, 2014, 03:30:00 pm
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Lemon on December 20, 2014, 03:30:00 pm
Jimmyfranks John Toast Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon content for this episode was compiled by A Meat edited by Jimmyfranks. We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DevaintArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second reveal wasn't much of a surprise, but we do have some in store for you. This week, Finland meets its match.
MUSIC USED: King Missile - Sensitive Artist Anthony Carmichael - I'm Rappin (from Look Around You series 2)
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: EYE OF ZA on December 20, 2014, 04:56:58 pm
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Mister Smalls on December 20, 2014, 05:52:47 pm
I honestly had to shut this episode off once you got into the rap battles. The material was too embarrassing.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: count_actuala on December 20, 2014, 06:21:46 pm
I was legitimately surprised that the Finland vs. Ulyses S. Grant battle didn't last an additional 20 minutes and close out the episode.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Bobalay on December 20, 2014, 10:52:14 pm
I honestly had to shut this episode off once you got into the rap battles. The material was too embarrassing. Mister Smalls, December 20, 2014, 05:52:47 pm
I can make it through the adult babies episode with no problem but there's something about nerds writing rap battles that is physically painful to listen to.
EDIT: oh my god that Acier burn
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Puppy Time on December 20, 2014, 11:14:05 pm
This episode makes me wonder if there's any inverse rap battles for socially awkward low-self-esteemers (and Lutherans) where the object is to make the other person win by talking them up and putting oneself down.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: A Meat on December 21, 2014, 12:38:08 am
I'm kind of disappointed you guys didn't give this masterpiece a try:
My remade vorish version:
I want all the Pokemon to ingest To taste their sweet Pokefuz Then feel them inside me digest To eat them is my cause
I will travel across the land maw open wide Eating pokemon who stood or ran to feel them squirming inside
Pokemon! You’re a meal to me I know you'll fill my belly, Pokemon! Oh you're my best prey of the whole hunt today, Pokemon! a taste so new My muscles will pull you through,
You’ll reach me and I’ll eat you, Pokemon! Gotta vore ‘em all! Quote from
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Post by: Cleretic on December 21, 2014, 01:10:33 am
I honestly had to shut this episode off once you got into the rap battles. The material was too embarrassing. Mister Smalls, December 20, 2014, 05:52:47 pm
All things considered, Epic Rap Battles isn't a high bar to jump. They check all the boxes, and they're simplistic enough that I would have thought you'd be able to at least learn the basics of rap from them, and that's about it. But evidently, that's not true. This is one of the episodes where you can see people fail at the simplest of challenges. They aren't even fitting these words to music, they're just writing them, and they're even worse at it than the SongWritingFever people. Hell, you'd think the one part of it they'd be good at is cramming references to the shit they're basing it on into it, but they can't even manage that.
For people who base their entire lives on being consumers of media, they suck at watching it.
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Post by: Plague of Hats on December 21, 2014, 06:12:35 am
I'll be honest, for a bit my attention wandered. These people were often bad in a very same-y way. Then that Ulysses Grant vs Amy Grant vs 10 other random things grabbed my attention back.
I think the singing and poetry stuff is best when it's not the whole episode. It gets a little repetitive and I fade out until something truly bugfuck crazy screams for attention.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on December 21, 2014, 08:33:07 am
I'll be Portaxx for a second here- They actually weren't spelling out "shamin'" phonetically, Shaymin is actually a Pokemon:
(http://i.imgur.com/LNCymPy.jpg?1)
I honestly had to shut this episode off once you got into the rap battles. The material was too embarrassing. Mister Smalls, December 20, 2014, 05:52:47 pm
I hereby challenge you to watch this video (http://www.cringechannel.com/2013/07/16/video-epic-rap-battles-of-history-attemp/) in its entirety.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: crow on December 21, 2014, 12:08:02 pm
This episode makes me wonder if there's any inverse rap battles for socially awkward low-self-esteemers (and Lutherans) where the object is to make the other person win by talking them up and putting oneself down. Puppy Time, December 20, 2014, 11:14:05 pm
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on December 21, 2014, 02:10:35 pm
Except that rap battle was a) amazing and b) supposed to be a joke.
Seriously, though, those were the most nerdiest attempts at rap battles I have ever seen, and they couldn't even get the format of Epic Rap Battles right. This is why hug boxes and echo chambers will be outlawed in my dystopian internet future!
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Post by: BomberJacket on December 21, 2014, 05:52:02 pm
Yeah, the episode was kind of slow, but I liked the historical nod where King Herod dies of dickrot.
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Post by: KingKalamari on December 21, 2014, 07:27:12 pm
All I could think of during the poetry section:
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Post by: LINDA on December 22, 2014, 02:12:07 pm
In honor of the tragically unread Elmo vs. Freddy Krueger rap battle (http://i.imgur.com/QLYCb1N.png)
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Muffinator on December 22, 2014, 03:18:00 pm
The guy who used 'history' weirdly was probably Russian. I've seen a lot of them get 'history' and 'story' backwards. I think there's some weirdness/confusion there regarding the Russian words.
Although it does explain a lot if all the people writing this shit are ESL.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 22, 2014, 04:23:44 pm
this was every rap in this episode.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Puppy Time on December 22, 2014, 09:56:24 pm
The guy who used 'history' weirdly was probably Russian. I've seen a lot of them get 'history' and 'story' backwards. I think there's some weirdness/confusion there regarding the Russian words.
I assumed it was a native Spanish (or similar) speaker; "historia" means "story" (in addition to "history") in Spanish and apparently some other languages, so it's easy to assume it's a cognate in English.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: A Meat on December 23, 2014, 12:34:10 am
It seems like Lemon forgot to include the poetry document on episode page, so here it is (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1koc63454K53sH3YMsUke9Yn-DaBKymkdsV73l33wW3k)
By the way, the Shaymin poem was in the helpfully titled section "Poetry - Horror - Pokemon related poems" if anyone cares.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 23, 2014, 07:23:21 am
I saw the best mon's of my generation destroyed by squirtle, charmander or bulbasaur.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: Psammetichus on December 23, 2014, 01:45:30 pm
Yeah, the episode was kind of slow, but I liked the historical nod where King Herod dies of dickrot. BomberJacket, December 21, 2014, 05:52:02 pm
I'm glad someone else caught this. Josephus said Herod's "privy-member was putrefied, and produced worms" and he basically had gangrene of the taint.
edit: And the author deserves props for not confusing Herod the Great, Herod Antipas, Herod Archelaus, Herod Agrippa I, or Herod Agrippa II. (There were lots of Herods.)
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: nigeline on December 24, 2014, 01:29:17 pm
Yeah, the episode was kind of slow, but I liked the historical nod where King Herod dies of dickrot. BomberJacket, December 21, 2014, 05:52:02 pm
I'm glad someone else caught this. Josephus said Herod's "privy-member was putrefied, and produced worms" and he basically had gangrene of the taint.
edit: And the author deserves props for not confusing Herod the Great, Herod Antipas, Herod Archelaus, Herod Agrippa I, or Herod Agrippa II. (There were lots of Herods.) Psammetichus, December 23, 2014, 01:45:30 pm
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
Post by: scratchohey on December 25, 2014, 06:36:57 am
I saw the best mon's of my generation destroyed by squirtle, charmander or bulbasaur. AgentCoopsmas, December 23, 2014, 07:23:21 am
Whiteout, dragging themselves down the Pewter streets at dawn looking for a joyful nurse
Title: Episode 159: But, Is It DeviantArt?
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