Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

intrusive thought of the day: grilling is the most homoerotic form of cooking

[Lemon]

"So, so so so so so, so let me get this straight... you don't ever wanna hear me say 'I want it that way', but apparently you can say it a hundred fucking times and that's fine?"

[Victor Laszlo]

"So, so so so so so, so let me get this straight... you don't ever wanna hear me say 'I want it that way', but apparently you can say it a hundred fucking times and that's fine?"

why is it ok that burger king people can say it but i can't?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Hello, everyone, after much internal struggle I'm finally ready to come out as an Adult Baby Diaper Lover.

That's right, I'm gaga for googoo.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

it really sucks when you read something on the internet that pisses you off but its from 2013 so rather than getting into an argument with someone else that just ends up making you feel bad, you're stuck getting into an argument with yourself that just ends up making you feel bad

[Cheapskate]

A video game in which you are the president of a sports league. Your mission is to increase league revenues by taking subtle actions to help the most popular players and teams win, without making it obvious that you are tilting the playing field in their favor.

[Salubrious Rex]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how McDonalds' mascot is the world's worst looking clown.

[krytton]

greetings fellow netizens

[Great Joe]

greetings fellow netizens

been brushing up on our netiquette, i see

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

i'm genuinely shocked every time i run an antivirus scan and its not like "you're mining bitcoins for every dictator on the planet, all your money has been spent on aliexpress gift cards, and that weird guy you went to school with knows every key you press. we're bricking this PC for your own safety."

[A Meat]

all the girls say I'm pretty for a fly

[A Meat]

the wu-tang clan isn't actually a real clan, since they're not all descendants of a common ancestor or do they all claim to be

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Gershwin Impact (this one’s dedicated to you, A Meat)

[A Meat]

Gershwin Impact (this one’s dedicated to you, A Meat)

Rhapsody in Blue Archive

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

The two rules of homeopathy are "like cures like" and "law of minimum dose". It follows from these that, if you're suffering from only a very minor illness, a super diluted medication will really mess you up and that you should drink full strength nightshade extract in order to feel better. Thumbs up!