Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun

[chai tea latte]

only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun

List of Homestuck Shipping Names

Compiled by shootingstarwisher!
This is… incredible to say the least.

John/John: Prank War
John/Rose: Grimdorks
John/Dave: Hammertime, Pepsi Cola, America, Windy Time, Prankster Gangsters, Herolance Bromance, Movie Knight, Brofriends
John/Jade: Prospitcest, Dorkcest
John/Jane: Cakeship, Prancake
John/Jake: Windicuffs
John/Roxy: Do the Whisky Thing, Breathalyser, Saviour of the Dreamers
John/Dirk: Prince of Fresh Air
John/Karkat: Communism, Hammer and Sickle, Johnkat, CrabCakes, Vanbert,  Boyfriendleaders
John/Tavros: Breathplay, Breath Bros
John/Nepeta: Teacup-Cakes, Air Shipment
John/Terezi: Blues Clues
John/Vriska: Nic-Caged, Do You Reme8er Me, Heirachnid, Con Heir, Spider8reath
John/Equius: Heir Force One
John/Eridan: Johnafin
John/Meenah: Stormy Seas
John/Dad: John Loves His Daddy, Daddy Dearest

Rose/John: Grimdorks
Rose/Dave: Dersecest, Knightlight, Snarkcest, Sunburst
Rose/Jade: Gun 'n Roses, riflerose
Rose/Jake: Gun 'n Roses
Rose/Roxy: Lalondecest, Wizard Shippers
Rose/Sollux: Bees in a Rosebush
Rose/Nepeta: Octopussy
Rose/Kanaya: Rosemary, Hot Lesbians on a Meteor, Grimsnark
Rose/Terezi: Seership
Rose/Vriska: Lightship
Rose/Eridan: Wizard shipping
Rose/Feferi: Tentacleshipping, The Innsmouth Look
Rose/Mom: Lalondecest

Dave/John: Hammertime, Pepsi Cola, America, Windy Time, Prankster Gangsters, Herolance Bromance, Movie Knight, Brofriends
Dave/Rose: Dersecest, Knightlight, Snarkcest, Sunburst
Dave/Dave: Timelords
Dave/Jade: Bitch in Heat, Time and Space, Christmas, Space Time Continuum, Strawberry Kiwi, Harley Davidson, Mistletoe, Space Jams
Dave/Jake: Super Mario Bros, Adventure Time
Dave/Roxy: Time for a drink, AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER, appletini
Dave/Dirk: Stridercest
Dave/Karkat: Knightsmanship, About bloody time, Red Knights, Knights of the Red Table, One knight Stand, Crab Apples, Movie Knight, Penis Ouija, That Time of the Month
Dave/Aradia: Double time, Time Warp
Dave/Tavros: Time for Sick Fires, Timetabull, Redbull, Burned Disc, Caramel Apples, A Knight and his Page, S'mores, TaDa, Knight Ride
Dave/Nepeta: Coolcat
Dave/Sollux: The birds and the Bees, Applebees
Dave/Terezi: Cherry Glare, Just in Time, Socially Unacceptable Art, Ironically Red, coolk1ds
Dave/Vriska: Blood in the Ocean, Hot Water, Firefly in a Spiderweb
Dave/Equius: Knight Mare
Dave/Gamzee: Strawberry Jam, Jam^2
Dave/Bro: Stridercest, Major Dirk Sucking
Dave/Dad: Father Time

Jade/John: Prospitcest, Dorkcest
Jade/Rose: Gun 'n Roses, riflerose
Jade/Dave: Bitch in Heat, Time and Space, Christmas, Space Time Continuum, Strawberry Kiwi, Harley Davidson, Mistletoe, Space Jams
Jade/Jake: Guncest
Jade/Roxy: Lime Martini
Jade/Karkat: Kats 'n Dogs, Fuckasses Fucking
Jade/Tavros: Fairy God Ship, Bulldog, Bullfrog, Mint Chocolate/Mint Chocolate Chip
Jade/Sollux: Coding at 3 in the Morning
Jade/Nepeta: Iced Tea, Cats and Dogs
Jade/Kanaya: Spaceship
Jade/Gamzee: Clown Dog
Jade/Feferi: The Witches, The Dreamers, Horror Cuties, Tanglebuddies
Jade/Eridan: Dogfish

Jane/John: Cakeship, Prancake
Jane/Jake: Prospitcest, SkullCake
Jane/Roxy: Cotton Candy, Betty Cocktail
Jane/Dirk: Fun with Dirk and Jane, Thinking With Portals
Jane/Karkat: Crabcakes
Jane/Sollux: Honey Bun
Jane/Nepeta: Teacup-cakes
Jane/Gamzee: Cannibutter
Jane/Feferi: The Heiresses, Ship of Life
Jane/Calliope: Key Lime Pie

Jake/John: Windicuffs
Jake/Rose: Gun 'n Roses
Jake/Dave: Super Mario Bros, Adventure Time
Jake/Jade: Guncest
Jake/Jane: SkullCake,  Prospitcest
Jake/Roxy : Double Pistols and a Wonk, Double Pistols and a Drink, Panache and Stagger, Shotgun, Our Drunken Adventure
Jake/Dirk: Save a Horse Ride an Adventurer, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Peas and Carrots, Skullcap, Ireland, Gunblade, Brokeback Mountain, Applejacks, Popping caps and collars, Portal Panromantics, Portal Pals, Cooling Cake,  Broccoli & Cheese, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Sherbet, Pumpkin Rodeo
Jake/Aradia: Adventure time, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Green Skull
Jake/Sollux: Double Butler Island
Jake/Nepeta: Greenmanship
Jake/Eridan: Hopeshipping
Jake/Araena: Skulls 'n' Spiders

Roxy/John: Do the Whisky Thing, Breathalyser, Saviour of the Dreamers
Roxy/Rose: Lalondecest, Wizard Shippers
Roxy/Dave: Time for a Drink, AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER, appletini
Roxy/Jade: Lime Martini
Roxy/Jake: Double Pistols and a Wonk, Double Pistols and a Drink, Panache and Stagger, Shotgun, Our Drunken Adventure
Roxy/Jane: Cotton Candy, Betty CocktailRoxy/Dirk: Cat in the Hat, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk, Le Sign, Dunkin Donuts, Passion Fruit and Mango, Dersecest, Sherbert
Roxy/Meenah: Dreamers and the Dead, Drunken Fish, Beer Goggles, Fish Flambe,  Lobster Flambe
Roxy/Sollux: Long Island Iced Bees, Hackertime
Roxy/Nepeta: Going Rogue
Roxy/Equius: Shipping Void
Roxy/Gamzee: Motherfucker, the hangover, Mardi Gras, wonkhonk
Roxy/Eridan: White Wixards, Wwizards!, Shipping is Majyyk, Scarf Shipping, Together Alone
Roxy/AutoResponder: Martini Glasses
Roxy/Calliope: Margarita, jUjUbabes 
Roxy/Caliborn: JuJuBABES

Dirk/John: Prince of Fresh air
Dirk/Dave: Stridercest
Dirk/Jane: Fun with Dirk and Jane, Thinking With Portals
Dirk/Jake: Save a Horse Ride an Adventurer, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Peas and Carrots, Pumpkin, Skullcap, Ireland, Gunblade, Brokeback Mountain, Applejacks, Popping caps and collars, Portal Panromantics, Portal Pals, Cooling Cake,  Broccoli & Cheese, Pistol Pony Rodeo, Sherbet, Pumpkin Rodeo
Dirk/Roxy: Cat in the Hat, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk, Le Sign, Dunkin Donuts, Passion Fruit and Mango, Dersecest, Sherbert
Dirk/Sollux: Honey and Clementines
Dirk/Nepeta: Ship of the Heart
Dirk/Kanaya: Rainbow Dash
Dirk/Equius: Robot Unicorn, Hoofbeasts, Bronies with Benefits, Robot Unicorn Attack, Sexbots, Pony Pals, Heavy Breathing
Dirk/Eridan: Princely Ship
Dirk/Ψiioniic: Mac'n Cheese

Karkat/John: Communism, Hammer and Sickle, Johnkat, CrabCakes, Vanbert, Boyfriendleaders
Karkat/Dave: Knightsmanship, About bloody time, Red Knights, Knights of the Red Table, One Knight Stand, Crab Apples, Movie Knight, Penis Ouija, That Time of the Month
Karkat/Jade: Cats 'n Dogs, Fuckasses Fucking
Karkat/Aradia: Ghost Crab, Rusty Crab, Red Dead Redemption, Time of the Knight, Blood Red, Swearing on the Grave, Bring You Back
Karkat/Tavros: Chocolate Cherries, Bullcrab, Oranges, Red Oranges, Oranges & Apples, Oranges & Cherries, Redbull
Karkat/Sollux: Solkat, Ketchup and Mustard, Crabs and Bees, McDonalds
Karkat/Nepeta: Karkitten, Karcat, Karkatnep/Katnep/Katnip, Kitten Cancer, Catshipping, Sourpuss, Carcino Catnip, Cat-ch the Crab, Christmas, Kitkat, Cat Osmosis

[Shell Game]

only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun

i hope you're happy

fuck

[A Meat]

only shipping characters whose names combined make another name or pun

i hope you're happy

fuck

this is absolutely not what I wanted, I am suffering

[CozyJosie]

a bunch of shit

Good lord I feel like I've witnessed the face of god

[chai tea latte]

By the way, that was about 20% of the full list

[A Meat]

The plural of Mickey Mouse is Mickeys Mouse

[Salubrious Rex]

I know what TGIF means but I will never not read it as 'The gives I fuck'.

[A Meat]

I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea, if by random whim one occurs to me

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

wesley crusher is a child soldier

[Lemon]

Yakety Sex.

[organburner]

wesley crusher is a child soldier

He is also a space jesus.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

they print ambulance backwards on the front hood so when the machine elf slaves working the engine use their xray vision to check out a girls ass in the car in front they read that and get reminded they got fucking important work to do instead of slack

[A Meat]

jelqing but for making your dick smaller

[thelizzerd]

I can't stop thinking about how I want to buy a house solely for the ability to paint veggies and fruits on the walls in the kitchen. It's stupid. It's a stupid desire. But in my heart of hearts it's the biggest motivation I have for saving money.

Edit: forgot the word paint