Brisbane briefly had this guy
Megacrex inepta, December 10, 2017, 08:27:10 am
EXTERIOR - DAY.
A dingy, trash-strewn alleyway. The DETECTIVE stands up from a crouching position and dusts off his hands with a sigh.
DETECTIVE
Nothing over here.
A ROOKIE COP approaches, turning a knife over in his hand with confusion.
DETECTIVE
Whatcha got there, rookie?
ROOKIE COP
Dunno, sir. Some kind of... dagger. It's humming with
mystical energy, but... I don't know what to make of it.
OFFSCREEN - V.O.
Do you want your possessions identified?
Both officers look offscreen. Pan to...
DETECTIVE
Captain Roguelike!
Low Angle: CAPTAIN ROGUELIKE stands tall and proud, shield in hand.
CAPTAIN ROGUELIKE
By the Amulet of Yendor, whatever you do, do not try to equip that dagger!