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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1572411 times)

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the Chad Joseph; the Virgin Mary
chai tea latte, September 05, 2018, 01:20:53 am

I mean if we're talking in manosphere terms Joseph is the quintessential beta cuck.
Vinny Possum, September 05, 2018, 02:23:19 am
I'll bite, who is the biblical Chad
Wrought, September 05, 2018, 07:39:33 am
Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines if that's what you're looking for, but his dad did send his mom's beta cuck husband to die in a war so he could fuck her, so it's a tough call
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Lot was cucked by salt
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I'm getting intense intrusive thoughts telling me to take a pair of scissors to my headphone cord, like that will in some way be a satisfying experience.

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I'm getting intense intrusive thoughts telling me to take a pair of scissors to my headphone cord, like that will in some way be a satisfying experience.
moooo566, September 06, 2018, 10:35:30 am

when i was 12 or so i got and proceeded to succumb to an intrusive thought to slam the top of my laptop close onto my mouse to crack my screen. it was the most expensive thing anxiety has ever done to me and i won't rest until my brain pays the fuck up

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when i was 12 or so i got and proceeded to succumb to an intrusive thought to slam the top of my laptop close onto my mouse to crack my screen. it was the most expensive thing anxiety has ever done to me and i won't rest until my brain pays the fuck up
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, September 06, 2018, 03:35:54 pm

Ouch.

I guess it's better than the ones that go "I wonder how far I could through that baby" as far as things to succumb to.

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In the increasingly likely event that Jack Dorsey gets fired from Twitter and banned from using it, can we start a petition to make sure the @jack username goes to Jack Nicholson?

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Lorem Ipsum is the first historical copypasta and the thought has literally prevented me from falling asleep.
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cat with a large ballsack

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everything is comedy

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sometimes i think im making progress and im on the right track and then i remember the phrase "yiffy lube" and it all starts going downhill again
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I feel like I'm getting sub-tweeted.

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Forums and similar internet spaces aren't dying off to social media as much as they seem, it's just that since those places tend to stick around WAY past their prime, the percentage of forums that are out there which are already dead has gone up over time.
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Forums and similar internet spaces aren't dying off to social media as much as they seem, it's just that since those places tend to stick around WAY past their prime, the percentage of forums that are out there which are already dead has gone up over time.
Frank West, September 08, 2018, 11:42:06 am
Their online presence is also a little harder to gauge since there are a ton of them, but the majority of them are for incredibly niche interests and aren't connected by a common network like Facebook groups or something.

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Those dazzler patterns that are designed to make you invisible to future surveillance, only instead of using makeup to fool facial recognition, you just play very copyrighted music loudly so copyright bots delete the footage automatically
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Those dazzler patterns that are designed to make you invisible to future surveillance, only instead of using makeup to fool facial recognition, you just play very copyrighted music loudly so copyright bots delete the footage automatically
Frank West, September 08, 2018, 01:47:33 pm
"Damn, the MMMMM-BOP Bandit struck again last night..."
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