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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1446035 times)

A Meat

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If I get a choice in where I move next, I would like to have a relatively quiet place where I can open my windows
Guy Ferrari, April 05, 2021, 01:54:04 pm
that's the dream, fingers crossed for a nearby public park as well

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I'm gonna open up a bar called Mojito Nixon
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Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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I'm so hungry
If only there was a way
to fix this
(There isn't)
Guess I'll die
Salubrious Rex

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ELO's two most popular songs are about being happy that the sky is blue and swearing to hunt down and kill a woman that cheated you. Food for thought.
Salubrious Rex

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Her name is just "~" on the birth cerificate because her true name can only be pronounced via a series of armpit fart noises. The rest of our family just calls her Tilda.

Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

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Wipeout looks pretty easy. I'd do it but I don't want to make the course designers look bad
chai tea latte Salubrious Rex Seth "Slimy" Rollins RoeCocoa

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As an Australian it’s very easy for me to uncritically support the radical nationalist violence of the IRA in their attempts to force a United Ireland, which is why I’m going to keep doing it
Great Joe jim and the mammograms Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop chai tea latte sambair

Salubrious Rex

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I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.
auaurorau jim and the mammograms

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Thanks for reminding me that I might still have muscle memory dedicated to playing mangled renditions of MCR songs using the tones on my old Nokia phone that I could have used for being good at shuffling cards or something really useful.
Salubrious Rex

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What if a quiche, and the entire bottom layer is roasted garlic? Can man dream of flying to close to the sun without facing the cloves of hubris?
chai tea latte

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I just realised I still remember what phone keys each letter corresponds to off the top of my head and it bothers me that I haven't forgotten that yet, that knowledge will never be useful ever again and I haven't needed it for nearly 10 years now.
Salubrious Rex, April 08, 2021, 07:55:40 am
SOMEONE doesn't play enough puzzle games.
jim and the mammograms Salubrious Rex

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i cannot stress enough how normal i am towards women

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looked up a word and the dictionary entry started with "(suffix) (humble) (derogatory)". which was rather weird at first glance, but makes a lot of sense after thinking about it.

dictionaries in a hundred years are gonna be filled with junk like "pepega: (archaism) (humble) (derogatory) buffoon; fool" and we can only groan in our graves about it

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Posting my poorly photoshopped Hillary Clinton fantasies to the "strong women slimed" group on deviantart, getting banned for "no politic's" by a guy whose entire portfolio is commissions of ghostbusters/legend of Korra crossovers
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til Frank had a cameo on h*r.