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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on June 07, 2015, 08:52:11 pm
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HOW DO I REDUCE MY PANIC SIZE
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HOW DO I REDUCE MY PANIC SIZE
Mighty Dicktron, June 08, 2015, 01:05:01 am
Penis is blood. Derease the size of the bloode vessels. Compresse the penis w. Your hand. Relaxze to decrease the blood flow and to decrease the vein size. Thats the basic way relaxze and compresse.
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Huh, I guess I was expecting more people humblebragging about their dick size and fewer people fetishizing huge dicks.
I wonder what's wrong with me.
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Dodd-Frank doesn’t let you use masculine capital as collateral for a home loan any more.
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"Boy that sure is a big wall of texts about dicks."
Fantastic episode. Love the ones where dudes are unhealthily obsessed about their/others dicks. That always brings gold.
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Came in expecting just lies, just constant lies about how everyone in that group has a huge hog, instead got hilarious cock obsession.
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Boot's "flop flop flop" jack off sound effect had me in tears
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I really wasn't expecting that anecdote of the guy getting his dick pimples popped by a doctor. Uuuugh.
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Like the brony episode, this was one of the more upsetting episodes. I have to wonder how many people on that site are sex offenders.
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listening to this right now, and if Dr. Rock is in fact a reference to the ween song, I will be eternally grateful.
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1) Nutshell and Bumpgrrl killin it in this one.
2) That penis-as-capital thing is the best thing.
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Why was this group of people so poor at spelling? Is all of the blood that should be in their brains instead in their giant schlongs? Or are their crazy semen supplement regimens ruining their brains? I mean, I am more bothered by the urinal exhibitionism and sexual harassment of doctors, but what the fuck? It seemed so much worse than usual.
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Huh, I guess I was expecting more people humblebragging about their dick size and fewer people fetishizing huge dicks.
I wonder what's wrong with me.
A Meat, June 08, 2015, 04:12:53 am
Is that what you want?
Here: www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems
I may or may not have been working on a doc about this subreddit at some point.
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Never has this been more appropriate
Zardoz: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
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4chan is always ahead of everyone.
(http://i.imgur.com/aGA1Nza.png)
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4chan is always ahead of everyone.
(http://i.imgur.com/aGA1Nza.png)
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 01:01:49 am
Why would you want this? What's the point?
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Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am
Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
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Meanwhile... (http://gawker.com/retired-cop-escaped-murderer-is-armed-with-huge-penis-1709850021)
Retired Cop: Escaped Murderer Is Armed With Huge Penis
Another source, retired Detective David Bentley, who helped put away Matt for the 1997 murder of a North Tonawanda businessman, added, “When [Matt’s] cleaned up, he’s very handsome and, in all frankness, very well endowed. He gets girlfriends any place he goes.”
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Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am
Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am
pretty much. i've seen an absurd number of internet people who seem really fucking into producing lots of cum, lots of their OWN cum, for reasons of personal satisfaction. it seems to be something compelling for both sexual reasons and 'i am a manly man, manliest man of all' reasons, so this didn't surprise me, but it still disappointed me. don't fuck up your body to become a sperm monster, dudes.
basically, i'm sorry to inform you that the point is boners as usual
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Never underestimate the modern adult male's feelings of inadequacy. If that means gaining a giant boner and spooging a greater than average amount, in order to feel like a real big man, so be it.
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Why would you want this? What's the point?
A Meat, June 09, 2015, 02:07:43 am
Maybe their girlfriend is really into... ha ha ha, who am I kidding. The just want to become a muscular, cum producing MONSTER.
Cat Planet, June 09, 2015, 02:21:35 am
Hello new title.
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Never underestimate the modern adult male's feelings of inadequacy. If that means gaining a giant boner and spooging a greater than average amount, in order to feel like a real big man, so be it.
Down10, June 10, 2015, 02:06:19 pm
Why can't they channel their feelings of inadequacy into some good for other people while still being cool and claimable under tax returns as being "manly".
Maybe combine that with their feelings of sexual inadequacy and learn how to give their partners better orgasms or something?
Then again, Machoism was never really about treating anybody else with any respect, so that probably will never happen.
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Doctors HATE Him! This Simple Trick Discovered By A Minneapolis Single Guy Will Get Doctors To Let You Jerk Off In Their Office
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Boots, please let me redistribute my bulb.
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Yeah, I guess it's time to do something about that.
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"Oh hey, Lemon wants a picture for this episode. How about if I Google Image Search the entire Large Penis Support forums and see if anything funny comes up?"
(SUDDENLY: A UNIVERSE OF DICK PICS)
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(SUDDENLY: A UNIVERSE OF DICK PICS)
STOG, June 11, 2015, 10:05:33 am
They should have sent a poet
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This episode needs the "guys this totally happened" tag.
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There are so many underrated quotes in this episode.
Isfahan: I'm surprised I hadn't heard about this before...!
Boots: (RE: Lemon making an account on the LPSG forum) I don't belong here!
Penises are hilarious! [dick]