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I got a bratty twin-brother, he bugs me everydayThis mornin' my own step-mother gave my last slice of dignity awayMy dad he acts like, like he's the boss, of youuuuuuuuuOh it's trueI'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid to ever walk this earthI wish I had a carI wish I were eighteenI wish I had a dollar for everybody who treats me meanI'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid to ever walk this earth.
Sometimes I sing it in the shower to the tune of a blues standard. ("I got a bratty twin brotheeeer." Da NAH na NUH.)Mister Smalls, May 09, 2014, 07:53:42 pm
This is kind of a bizarre choice, but this poem by "BlackC@" from this thread, linked under "Additional Fun" after Episode 41 (Lemon Types In A Title For This Episode), is seriously one of my favorite examples of internet poetry of all time.I got a bratty twin-brother, he bugs me everydayThis mornin' my own step-mother gave my last slice of dignity awayMy dad he acts like, like he's the boss, of youuuuuuuuuOh it's trueI'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid to ever walk this earthI wish I had a carI wish I were eighteenI wish I had a dollar for everybody who treats me meanI'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid to ever walk this earth.Mister Smalls, May 09, 2014, 07:53:42 pm
I got a bratty twin-brother, he bugs me everydayThis mornin' my own step-mother gave my last slice of dignity awayMy dad he acts like, like he's the boss, of youuuuuuuuuOh it's trueI'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid to ever walk this earthI wish I had a carI wish I were eighteenI wish I had a dollar for everybody who treats me meanI'm the saddest kid, the saddest kid to ever walk this earth.Lady Frenzy, May 09, 2014, 08:45:06 pm
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