LIVE EPISODE: WEIRD ROMANCE [F PLUS LIVE 3]

[Lemon]

From Grumpy's in Minneapolis, this is the third (and unequivocably the best) F PLUS LIVE! 13 readers, 13 dreadful books, and a smattering of playlets between them. Weird Romance is the theme, and our topics range from giant breasts to warewolves to trolls to unspeakable horror to balloon fetishism to menstruation to phallocentric art criticism to everywhere in between. The recording is split into three parts and we have a couple YouTube videos as well. Clear three and a half hours from your schedule, because this is a big one!

[advancedclass]

Well I know what I'm doing tonight, as, I'm sure, do all the cool people on the internet. Kicking off the weekend right!

[chai tea latte]

RTJ2 and F plus live? can't wait until i'm off work today

[Fatty Bo Batty]

Can anyone else not connect to thefpl.us at all? The iTunes feed is down, too.

Edit: it's better now.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

For reference, this is the cake:

[crow]

Damn, John's Galaxy Invader Lum reboot is fucking dark

[STOG]

I would just like to say that even though I had a cold and my vocal cords were completely fucked up from kareoke the night before the recording I STILL KNOCKED THAT SANTA CLAUS SHAPED SHIT OUT OF THE PARK.

My story came from The Proverts, a couple of independent erotica writers from El Paso, Texas. Here's the document I read from (I did some heavy editing for time). If you would like more poorly written and weird erotic stories like this (you fucking weirdo), please visit The Proverts (NOT SAFE FOR WORK). They live in my hometown, so if you buy something mention that STOG sent you and they will be around shortly to kick my ass.

Also if you came out and saw us in Minneapolis YOU ARE AWESOME but if you weren't able to come out and see us YOU'RE STILL AWESOME but YOU MISSED A GREAT LIVE SHOW.

[montrith]

Okay, I would just like to say FUCK YOU for the author for that dog part of the story. Seriously, I'm practically immune to crazy Internet shit that people do, but I cry for the suffering of dogs, fictional or real. Whatever else Frank West chooses to read can only come as an improvement at this point.

EDIT: Whoops, was missing a word there.

[Baldr]

Whatever else Frank West chose to read can only come as an improvement at this point.

Nope.

[Fatty Bo Batty]

Fuck you Piers Anthony.

[Neal]

MY MUSIC GOT PLAYED ON THE SHOW

And, wow, you weren't kidding about the rough voices, Lemon. It's like a room full of Ron Perlmans. Ron Perlmen?

[nigeline]

Whatever else Frank West chose to read can only come as an improvement at this point.

Nope.

Not even close. He's lucky he's got a cute face.

[positive stress]

congratulations frank west, the story about the guy masturbating with maggots is no longer the worst thing i've ever heard! the bar has been raised, now let's keep it there

[Isfahan]

And, wow, you weren't kidding about the rough voices, Lemon. It's like a room full of Ron Perlmans. Ron Perlmen?

For anyone who missed the story behind this, we all had a marathon karaoke session the night before and most of us blew out our vocal cords.

[Runic]

Fun fact! This is not only a real picture of Piers Anthony, it is the picture he uses on his own fucking website.

Look at it and despair.