F Plus Quotes Thread

[positive stress]

Hey Big Daddy Rhino, I'm a cum golem but I have long hair on men. What do you think?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpe.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Spiders from Maaaaars!

(Ziggy Bitcrush's other hits include Five Bits and Hang on Yourself.exe, but weren't mentioned in that episode)

[Gyro]

I just heard Lemon say something like "TV Tropes, as a service, is an obvious choice for improving your writing skills," and now I'm imagining some fucking horrible Silicon Valley start-up that provides "TVTropes-as-a-service."

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Infection City
Population: You!

[Yavuz]

"Ever seen a fat Super Saiyan cum?"

[Sherman Tank]

Bunnybread: Some people saw and they made mean faces but Mommy let me get right in the car after and we went home and she strapped me down and fucked me and let me make sissy milk which I don't get to do much.
Portaxx: What?
Kumquatxop: What?
Portaxx: What?!
Bunnybread: You heard me! Some people saw and they made mean faces! But Mommy let me get right in the car after and we went home and she strapped me down and fucked me and let me make sissy milk. Which I don't get to do much!
Lemon: Yay! You read that twice!
Kumquatxop: I'm going to say "what" again but I don't want you to read that again.
Bunnybread: [in Li'l Baby Bunnybwead voice] SOME PEOPLE SAW AND THEY MADE MEAN FACES BUT MOMMY LET ME GET RIGHT IN THE CAR AFTER AND WE WENT HOME AND SHE STWAPPED ME DOWN AND FUCKED ME AND LET ME MAKE SISSY MILK WHICH I DON'T GET TO DO MUCH! YOU GOT IT?

[Gyro]

After some discussion about how Pringles are too hard to eat and how Pringles cans should come with a spring that pushes chips to the top of the tube -
Jimmyfranks: "This just gave me an idea for a really awesome Kickstarter called the Gamer's Chip Clip."

[Yavuz]

John Toast: "Attention. You have a baby. Text STOP to stop having a baby."

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

"I stole the guided by voices album bee thousand"

[Chaymie]

Bunnybread: Some people saw and they made mean faces but Mommy let me get right in the car after and we went home and she strapped me down and fucked me and let me make sissy milk which I don't get to do much.
Portaxx: What?
Kumquatxop: What?
Portaxx: What?!
Bunnybread: You heard me! Some people saw and they made mean faces! But Mommy let me get right in the car after and we went home and she strapped me down and fucked me and let me make sissy milk. Which I don't get to do much!
Lemon: Yay! You read that twice!
Kumquatxop: I'm going to say "what" again but I don't want you to read that again.
Bunnybread: [in Li'l Baby Bunnybwead voice] SOME PEOPLE SAW AND THEY MADE MEAN FACES BUT MOMMY LET ME GET RIGHT IN THE CAR AFTER AND WE WENT HOME AND SHE STWAPPED ME DOWN AND FUCKED ME AND LET ME MAKE SISSY MILK WHICH I DON'T GET TO DO MUCH! YOU GOT IT?

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[Gyro]

NOW  YOU'RE  A  GOD-CASTER!

[Yavuz]

Jimmyfranks: Every time I try to do an accent, it turns into Count Chocula.

[Sherman Tank]

"I AM THE COCK DRAGON!"

[eldritchhat]

"I AM THE COCK DRAGON!"

do do do da do do

"I AM THE COCK DRAGON!"

[Yavuz]

Lemon: MY GENDER IDENTITY IS PERFECT, GOODBYE!