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Topic: Episode 79 - Amber is the Color of Your Energy Drink  (Read 12443 times)

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ok well since SHELL wont share the image, I'll do it- here's a photo of the drink concoction referred to as the Heart Stopper (do not click until you have listened to what this is in the episode):

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edit: its in the show notes now but honestly i feel like everyone should have to witness this monstrocity in some form
« Last Edit: November 08, 2019, 09:51:08 am by Mix »

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Y'all have no sense of suspense.

Also dear The F Plus: you're welcome for not forwarding this abomination of a recipe to Neal.
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2019, 10:16:14 am by Shell Game »

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I used to abuse caffeine pills and these guys are regularly getting more caffeine than I did then. That can't be healthy!

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as a 1-3 can a week energy drink user, I’m glad to finally hear an episode for guys like me!

at the peak of my 30-hour police workdays 2-3 Monster Energy cans per shift was my go to, until one of my younger soldiers had 4 of those huge double-sized screw top ones in a single work shift and his heart gave out
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as a 1-3 can a week energy drink user, I’m glad to finally hear an episode for guys like me!

at the peak of my 30-hour police workdays 2-3 Monster Energy cans per shift was my go to, until one of my younger soldiers had 4 of those huge double-sized screw top ones in a single work shift and his heart gave out
KendrickLobstar, November 08, 2019, 02:07:54 pm
Shoulda added a minty shot of ol' reliable.

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as a 1-3 can a week energy drink user, I’m glad to finally hear an episode for guys like me!

at the peak of my 30-hour police workdays 2-3 Monster Energy cans per shift was my go to, until one of my younger soldiers had 4 of those huge double-sized screw top ones in a single work shift and his heart gave out
KendrickLobstar, November 08, 2019, 02:07:54 pm
I usually do 2-3 in a 10 hour shift working safety. I thought that was a bit much but at least I see it as something to keep me conscious on a long day and not a weird lifestyle thing.

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I think we all wound up talking about "our first time" after the recording. The first energy drink i had was for my cashier job on black Friday. They scheduled me from 5a to 1p but they insisted everyone get there by 4:30 to be briefed on the upcoming day. I normally worked nights so I absolutely could not get to sleep at a reasonable time. I resolved to stay up and power through. A coworker saw i was a wreck and showed me the contents of her jacket pocket, four energy drinks. I don't remember what kind. Anyway she gave me one and it definitely helped me uh. Wake up. I was bouncing off the walls,  speedtalking, filled a LOT of bags.  I should mention i was 5'10" and 120lbs back then so there wasn't much me for it to go through. I ended up staying until 6pm anyway.

There wasn't really a reason to tell this story and it's not that interesting. I guess really the point I'm trying to make is it's gross that people have to work so much they are compelled to drink giant quantities of this stuff.

Eta: i don't drink them anymore. Did for awhile.
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I've never had an energy drink, goodbye!

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ive mentioned this before but i have a condition where caffeine in higher doses has the opposite effect on me (stuff like soda/coffee is fine but higher doses like 5hr energy or most types of monster are a risk; for context, i've legitimately passed out from accidentally chewing caffeine gum before), so I've basically completely avoided any kind of energy drink so I don't have a similar effect happen

which made making this doc a very interesting experience taking that into consideration

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I think there would be some value in a "Fake Energy Drink Names Make Me Giggle" thread.
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I think there would be some value in a "Fake Energy Drink Names Make Me Giggle" thread.
Spontificus, November 19, 2019, 12:23:21 pm
Ear Ringer
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Areola of Effect, the official energy drink of loverslab.
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I think there would be some value in a "Fake Energy Drink Names Make Me Giggle" thread.
Spontificus, November 19, 2019, 12:23:21 pm
Buzzd logo of which looks like an absolutely anabolic barry bonds ass bee

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ARSENIC
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