Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 08, 2019, 02:08:15 pm
well that dog's adorable, I sure hope that's an indicator of what's coming
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: beelzeboob on February 08, 2019, 02:29:41 pm
well that dog's adorable, I sure hope that's an indicator of what's coming GirlKisser420, February 08, 2019, 02:08:15 pm
Narrator Voice: It wasn't.
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Wrought on February 08, 2019, 05:37:37 pm
I'd like to imagine that when the recipe for the drunken sweet potato casserole calls for you to mix until no milk or butter can be seen, it's asking you to mix until the Fireball vapors permanently blind you
Edit: I would also like to suggest that the reason it's chicken soup "royale" is because it kept killing people until no one else was left
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: chai tea latte on February 08, 2019, 05:56:48 pm
I am AMAZED that there was a way to make Fireball worse.
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 09, 2019, 11:32:02 am
This was not an episode to listen to with a hangover. [yuck]
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: A Meat on February 09, 2019, 11:56:33 am
I'm all in favor of abstinence-only home ec
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: THE LESBIATHAN on February 09, 2019, 07:45:09 pm
A tip from my home to you: don't listen to this episode while you're cooking dinner with your loved ones.
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Ganymede on February 13, 2019, 06:46:57 am
This episode spooks me a little because it gives me a very crystalline and stark glimpse into an alternate reality where I'm just this dad-joke machine with no outlet who annoys all her close friends and coworkers. Thanks, broadcasting, for inexplicably being an appropriate venue for that instead.
EDIT: [EDIT 2: EDIT WITHIN AN EDIT BECAUSE THERE USED TO JUST BE A PAGES-LONG DRUNK RAMBLE HERE]
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Shell Game on February 13, 2019, 12:06:35 pm
Uh
Wow
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 17, 2019, 02:35:37 pm
I’m still baffled by the toasted ice cream sandwich. How the fuck is that supposed to work
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Shell Game on February 17, 2019, 02:48:46 pm
Think it's just... toast with ice cream mushed in between. and with just sandwich bread, that sounds awful!!! think of the unpleasant toast crumbs!!!
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 17, 2019, 03:34:59 pm
The ability of these people to ruin seemingly-unruinable foods like ice cream or fresh fruit is just incredible to me.
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: Mix on February 19, 2019, 08:33:15 pm
This didn't get read, so I'm putting it here because fuck it, the fact someone thought to post this publicly IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING THAT WASREAD still is insane to me. NSFW content. Click to show.
are you sure about this, this is reeeeeaaalllly badNSFW content. Click to show.
no, really, this is horrendousNSFW content. Click to show.
Hello Cargo and everyone,
I have just tried and testing out a semi-new alternative to messing/ imitating a hypermess. (on this so topic for you to try)
Here's what you will need:
A power drill with a 3/4'' drill bit. A file A bowl (the size of the bowl will determine how many mixes you will need to do to fill up the hydro zooka) A spoon (for mixing) A medium sized bag/container (or economy size depending on how often you'd like to do this :P) bananas A large container of peanut butter Water diaper (optional) duct tape/packaging tape (optional)
Here's what you do. You'll notice on the Hydro Zooka that you purchased that the end piece has a very tiny hole to channel the water through. Using the power drill with your drill bit, drill through the center of that end piece to open that hole a lot larger.
After drilling through the opening, use the file to file around the edges and smooth out the rough areas.
Now this part is all dependent on what consistency you want the mess to have. Oatmeal gives the consistency of mess, Bananas help lubricate and provide bulk, peanut butter gives it a more brown look as well as thickening up the mix. Water helps with allowing the mess to slide down the tube instead of sticking to the sides. You shouldn't need too much water. Use only a little, mix, then add more if needed after you have the rest of the ingredients in the bowl. Please note, if you want the mess to be warm, use semi-hot water, but it should not be hot to finger touch or else you can burn yourself! Also, of course please make sure you're not allergic to any of the ingredients. :P
Stir your mix until you have the consistency you want. Then here comes the messy part. You will need to fully extend the hydro zooka and keep it upright. Have the tip of the hydrozooka hovering over the bowl. Start scooping your mix and adding it to the hydrozooka using your fingers. You'll have to keep pushing it into the hydro zooka. (Unless you have a funnel with a large opening where you can funnel it down without the funnel getting clogged) Once the hydro zooka is full, the fun begins. Be prepared for whatever fun you're planning on beforehand. If you want to be padded up, I suggest having the diaper ready now. The duct tape/packaging tape is to seal around the leg guards.
Now, you'll want to keep the hydro zooka upright. I found the best place to do this is either the shower/bathtub or be prepared for any clumps of mix to fall out. Using the tip of the hydrozooka, push it into your tailhole a little at least to create a seal, then either using a wall or whatever you can find, slowly push back against the handle so it starts to push the mix into you. Keep going all the way unless you can't take the whole amount and just go to the point that you can handle. Once finished, immediately set the hydro zooka aside and while clenching, get prepared with whatever you got. Finally enjoy! You'll have probably one of the best messing experiences/ experience hypermess you've ever had. Oh, and for those of you that try it, please share your experiences with the rest of us to enjoy! ^ . ^
-DarkRage
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on February 21, 2019, 12:53:54 pm
This didn't get read, so I'm putting it here because fuck it, the fact someone thought to post this publicly IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING THAT WASREAD still is insane to me. NSFW content. Click to show.
are you sure about this, this is reeeeeaaalllly badNSFW content. Click to show.
no, really, this is horrendousNSFW content. Click to show.
Hello Cargo and everyone,
I have just tried and testing out a semi-new alternative to messing/ imitating a hypermess. (on this so topic for you to try)
Here's what you will need:
A power drill with a 3/4'' drill bit. A file A bowl (the size of the bowl will determine how many mixes you will need to do to fill up the hydro zooka) A spoon (for mixing) A medium sized bag/container (or economy size depending on how often you'd like to do this :P) bananas A large container of peanut butter Water diaper (optional) duct tape/packaging tape (optional)
Here's what you do. You'll notice on the Hydro Zooka that you purchased that the end piece has a very tiny hole to channel the water through. Using the power drill with your drill bit, drill through the center of that end piece to open that hole a lot larger.
After drilling through the opening, use the file to file around the edges and smooth out the rough areas.
Now this part is all dependent on what consistency you want the mess to have. Oatmeal gives the consistency of mess, Bananas help lubricate and provide bulk, peanut butter gives it a more brown look as well as thickening up the mix. Water helps with allowing the mess to slide down the tube instead of sticking to the sides. You shouldn't need too much water. Use only a little, mix, then add more if needed after you have the rest of the ingredients in the bowl. Please note, if you want the mess to be warm, use semi-hot water, but it should not be hot to finger touch or else you can burn yourself! Also, of course please make sure you're not allergic to any of the ingredients. :P
Stir your mix until you have the consistency you want. Then here comes the messy part. You will need to fully extend the hydro zooka and keep it upright. Have the tip of the hydrozooka hovering over the bowl. Start scooping your mix and adding it to the hydrozooka using your fingers. You'll have to keep pushing it into the hydro zooka. (Unless you have a funnel with a large opening where you can funnel it down without the funnel getting clogged) Once the hydro zooka is full, the fun begins. Be prepared for whatever fun you're planning on beforehand. If you want to be padded up, I suggest having the diaper ready now. The duct tape/packaging tape is to seal around the leg guards.
Now, you'll want to keep the hydro zooka upright. I found the best place to do this is either the shower/bathtub or be prepared for any clumps of mix to fall out. Using the tip of the hydrozooka, push it into your tailhole a little at least to create a seal, then either using a wall or whatever you can find, slowly push back against the handle so it starts to push the mix into you. Keep going all the way unless you can't take the whole amount and just go to the point that you can handle. Once finished, immediately set the hydro zooka aside and while clenching, get prepared with whatever you got. Finally enjoy! You'll have probably one of the best messing experiences/ experience hypermess you've ever had. Oh, and for those of you that try it, please share your experiences with the rest of us to enjoy! ^ . ^
How have these people not died? That seems like a good way to get dead.
Title: Episode 58 - Joy of Yiffing
Post by: beelzeboob on February 22, 2019, 06:28:51 am
How have these people not died? That seems like a good way to get dead. DetectiveSlowpoke, February 21, 2019, 12:53:54 pm
Furaffinity actually changes the status of a person's profile if they are provided proof that said person is dead! The symbol next to a person's name determines if they're a Member, Admin, Suspended, Banned, or Deceased, and they'll literally change people's account status to Deceased! Mix, February 16, 2019, 02:57:27 pm