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Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Lemon on April 02, 2016, 12:26:13 pm
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Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 02, 2016, 01:19:19 pm
I'd make a hackneyed NLP/Naughty By Nature joke, but there's already one in my tagline so one of you will have to do it for me
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Neal on April 02, 2016, 05:53:51 pm
I'd make a hackneyed NLP/Naughty By Nature joke, but there's already one in my tagline so one of you will have to do it for me
AgentCoop, April 02, 2016, 01:19:19 pm

I hear you can get anyone you want to do it, but the process involves two words and three gestures.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 02, 2016, 07:00:27 pm
What the fuck was this episode even about? Everything sounded like random words strung together.

Dr. Rev. John Kitchin, OBE made more sense.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Cleretic on April 02, 2016, 07:44:02 pm
What the fuck was this episode even about? Everything sounded like random words strung together.

Dr. Rev. John Kitchin, OBE made more sense.
Tarot For Fun with Sherman Tank, April 02, 2016, 07:00:27 pm
Oh thank god I'm not the only one. I think about halfway through I lost track of what was going on, and just couldn't climb back on.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Nifty Nif on April 02, 2016, 10:32:05 pm
I think this is one that requires a few listens.  I was also in an altered state at the time so my comprehension skills were suffering.  Listen actively and you'll be rewarded!  But where was Portaxx?
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Chaymie on April 03, 2016, 12:50:45 am
Why would someone name themselves Richard McBeef? Does Cho Seung Hui have followers now?
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: A Meat on April 03, 2016, 01:41:23 am
I'm still not sure this wasn't some sort of D&D expansion book about psychics
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Zekka on April 03, 2016, 02:33:36 am
Why would someone name themselves Richard McBeef? Does Cho Seung Hui have followers now?
Chaymie, April 03, 2016, 12:50:45 am

TRAP SPRUN -- no, not making that accusation, sorry.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 03, 2016, 02:42:02 am
Yeah. I was drinking and playing shitty flash games while listening, and about halfway through I realised I had no fucking idea what was going on.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Shigan on April 03, 2016, 04:13:12 am
Yeah. I was drinking and playing shitty flash games while listening, and about halfway through I realised I had no fucking idea what was going on.
moooo566, April 03, 2016, 02:42:02 am

Me too, except I wasn't even drinking anything.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 03, 2016, 05:38:09 am
This ep seriously needs the "pua" and "incomprehensible" labels.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: montrith on April 03, 2016, 06:23:00 am
To clarify, this is a website that sells magic/k radios that generated chi/energy that you can use to do magic/k and otherwise make your life better! With only as little as 5000 dollars you too can have a machine that does absolutely nothing. If you can't afford that, you can buy one of their many CDs, books, audio guides or Android apps instead. For the really lazy there's also the "spell casting" service where these guys will use THEIR magic/k machines to get you laid/make you money/teach you how to channel Hitler.

Why didn't you read the part about being able to channel Hitler, Lemon?
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Gyro on April 03, 2016, 04:49:38 pm
"Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is the most innovative movie I've seen in years!"

Nice SUPERHOT reference there. Did you guys enjoy that game? I did.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 03, 2016, 05:12:16 pm
To clarify, this is a website that sells magic/k radios that generated chi/energy that you can use to do magic/k and otherwise make your life better! With only as little as 5000 dollars you too can have a machine that does absolutely nothing. If you can't afford that, you can buy one of their many CDs, books, audio guides or Android apps instead. For the really lazy there's also the "spell casting" service where these guys will use THEIR magic/k machines to get you laid/make you money/teach you how to channel Hitler.montrith, April 03, 2016, 06:23:00 am

See, I knew this is what they were going for, but everything was still utter gibberish even by magic/k standards. I knew what they were trying to say, but not what they were actually saying. Y'know?

Why didn't you read the part about being able to channel Hitler, Lemon?
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Isfahan on April 03, 2016, 05:22:50 pm
"Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is the most innovative movie I've seen in years!"

Nice SUPERHOT reference there. Did you guys enjoy that game? I did.
Dog Magma, April 03, 2016, 04:49:38 pm

I did too, very much, but I burned through all of the content in short order. I guess that's a good thing; leave them wanting more and all that. Better a game does that then wear out its welcome.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Gyro on April 03, 2016, 05:24:55 pm
"Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is the most innovative movie I've seen in years!"

Nice SUPERHOT reference there. Did you guys enjoy that game? I did.
Dog Magma, April 03, 2016, 04:49:38 pm

I did too, very much, but I burned through all of the content in short order. I guess that's a good thing; leave them wanting more and all that. Better a game does that then wear out its welcome.
Isfahan, April 03, 2016, 05:22:50 pm

Yeah, it's quite short. Good while it lasted, but it didn't last very long. Even with the "Endless Mode" - there's only so much of that you can do before it gets samey.

I pirated it and I feel like a horrible person for pirating an indie game - and not just that, a good indie game - but I'm going to wait to buy it when it's in a steam sale because fuck paying $26 for a two-hour experience.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: STOG on April 03, 2016, 05:58:48 pm
"Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is the most innovative movie I've seen in years!"
Dog Magma, April 03, 2016, 04:49:38 pm

A PAUL BLART THAT MOVES ONLY WHEN YOU MOVE
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: memorylikeasieve on April 03, 2016, 09:14:28 pm
Mmmm, delicious word salad.  Hand me the Caesar.

That aside, it reminded me of this guy I knew who thought his thoughts could change reality.  He wasn't a pua or anything close to it, but this bullshit kind of made him insufferable, nonetheless, because he'd try to apply it to other people's lives, too.  Like mine.  When I told him it didn't work (because, yanno, it isn't REAL) he trotted out that old 'you didn't want it hard enough' chestnut.

To this day I'm convinced the only reason why I didn't deck him for that was the prospect of jail time.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Neal on April 03, 2016, 09:31:10 pm
I'm still not sure this wasn't some sort of D&D expansion book about psychics
A Meat, April 03, 2016, 01:41:23 am

This was straight-up Mage: the Ascension material.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Chaymie on April 03, 2016, 11:29:00 pm
Kurt Vonnegut's Lust Rubies Or: Schizophrendzone
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on April 04, 2016, 01:32:00 pm
My personal favorite technique is The People's monster cock Sphincter.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: Gyro on April 05, 2016, 12:17:59 pm
I have to agree with the readers' summary at the end: There is no fucking way that the people who wrote this believe it. It is 100% definitely a deliberate scam.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on June 03, 2016, 08:01:48 pm
Why would someone name themselves Richard McBeef? Does Cho Seung Hui have followers now?
Chaymie, April 03, 2016, 12:50:45 am

Yeah, this was literally the only thing I could think of, it was really distracting for some reason.
Title: 207: Can I Borrow Your Brain?
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