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Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Lemon on September 18, 2020, 03:57:42 pm
(https://us.123rf.com/450wm/vadymvdrobot/vadymvdrobot2007/vadymvdrobot200700943/152016960-photo-of-happy-caucasian-woman-sticking-out-her-tongue-while-using-headphones-isolated-over-white-wa.jpg?ver=6) (https://thefpl.us/episode/335)
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on September 18, 2020, 05:01:22 pm
I remember when the Lord of the Brothel was super popular. It caused everyone to wanna learn Irish fap dancing.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Shell Game on September 18, 2020, 05:13:21 pm
Starting at the high point just to tumble on down. Classic F Plus.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 18, 2020, 05:55:13 pm
Weird synchronicity here

https://twitter.com/GalaxyBrainBot/status/1307084675895173125?s=20
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Cheapskate on September 18, 2020, 06:39:04 pm
I didn’t cut the futanari material because I figured that was the mohel’s job.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Shell Game on September 18, 2020, 07:49:57 pm
I didn’t cut the futanari material because I figured that was the mohel’s job.
Cheapskate, September 18, 2020, 06:39:04 pm
I fucking hated it.

Thank you.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: ViviVixen on September 18, 2020, 08:57:20 pm
Only semi-related, but hearing Bunnybread announce an event raising money for abortion service providers was exactly what my heart needed tonight. Thanks FPlus. ❤️
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: KingKalamari on September 18, 2020, 09:44:12 pm
Alright, two things I wanted to address here:

First of all, I'm a person who really enjoys worldbuilding as an activity, but remain heavily of the "form follows function" philosophy when it comes to that sort of stuff. Basically what that means is that you come up with a broad idea for a setting, and then flesh out the details as they become necessary for the story/comic/tabletop game you're building the world for. If you don't do that you end up like the people featured in this episode, who spend all of their time working out the logistics of nonsense bullshit no one will ever care about.

I feel like years of nerds picking apart inconsistencies in the world building in popular media works has left a lot of aspiring internet focus with this unhealthy focus on making the logistics of their stories internally consistent at the expense of, you know, actually writing a goddamned story. No one cares about the goddamned gender classification system in your Omegaverse fan fiction, they want to see Jensen the catperson fucking Jared the dogperson! Focus on the details that support that!

Second: It kind of got lost in all the stilted dialogue and sexy nonsense in the FutaIsekai story, but I really like the totally relatable train of thought the main character had going.

"Hmm, I seem to have wandered into an unfamiliar town at 9:40 at night. I shall go ask the first person I see to give me a guided tour of this town, like a normal human would!"
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Shell Game on September 18, 2020, 11:14:19 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417084818850054145/756805817847513168/20200919_021554.jpg)
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: A Meat on September 19, 2020, 02:17:08 am
The whole ABO classification spiel sounded more like someone describing the standard model of elementary particles than it sounded like sex roleplay
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Puppy Time on September 19, 2020, 11:17:24 am
(https://i.imgur.com/fBkNfPt.jpg)
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Cheapskate on September 19, 2020, 12:46:47 pm
First of all, I'm a person who really enjoys worldbuilding as an activity, but remain heavily of the "form follows function" philosophy when it comes to that sort of stuff. Basically what that means is that you come up with a broad idea for a setting, and then flesh out the details as they become necessary for the story/comic/tabletop game you're building the world for. If you don't do that you end up like the people featured in this episode, who spend all of their time working out the logistics of nonsense bullshit no one will ever care about.
KingKalamari, September 18, 2020, 09:44:12 pm

I don’t think these people actually want to write anything. I think they just daydream a lot and they think that anyone who daydreams a lot is Creative and therefore An Author In The Making. So they fantasize about how they’ll be asked questions about the deep lore of their worlds when they go to a convention one of these days, and how people will be super excited to hear about the details of their magic system.

What they ought to be doing is recognizing that everybody daydreams a lot and that daydreaming doesn’t make you an author or even a potential author unless you actually want to sit down and write a story.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: EYE OF ZA on September 19, 2020, 01:09:43 pm
If you wanted to make a decent version of r/worldbuilding you would have to answer two questions at the start of any post: What kind of work is this project going to be when it's finished, and how does whatever you're asking about contribute to that final work.

Worldbuilding is a compelling trap for amateur creators  because it feels like productive activity without having to deal with any of the agony that comes with producing a finished work.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 19, 2020, 02:20:23 pm
Unless wanking counts as an artform, I don't think any of these people have any intention of finishing a work.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Shell Game on September 19, 2020, 04:23:46 pm
Unless wanking counts as an artform, I don't think any of these people have any intention of finishing a work.
worms, September 19, 2020, 02:20:23 pm
I guess technically it's a generative process...
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Puppy Time on September 19, 2020, 05:11:00 pm
I think worldbuilding is a perfectly acceptable dumb hobby to have, so long as you're keeping it to hobby levels and not, like, "I am the next Tolkein, only with dickgirls instead of elves."  There ARE a few settings where people are actually into consuming worldbuilding-- tabletop RPGs being the big one-- but mostly the only people who give a shit about your lore on its own are you and the sockpuppet accounts you made.

Like, sometimes you just wanna sit there and make up an entire goofy religion that doesn't have to do with anything and doesn't matter. 
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Cheapskate on September 20, 2020, 10:42:15 am
Good evening, Commissioners, my name is Marjorie LeCroy and I’m the president of the Misty Vista Homeowners’ Association. I’m speaking in opposition to the proposal to re-zone our neighborhood from the Infinite Raping Zone to the All Laws Apply Zone. Misty Vista has a unique neighborhood character….
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Wrought on September 20, 2020, 12:36:20 pm
Accidentally missed my stop and ended up at buttfuck central. At least I didn't get sent to the black zone but I hate walking home through this neighbourhood, everybody keeps asking to fuck my butt.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 20, 2020, 12:59:18 pm
"It is hard to sleep at night with all the yiffing in Dresden. The invaders yiff at night so that the Germans cannot see them cumming."

-witness account Yiff Wars Saga 1945*
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Ugly In The Morning on September 21, 2020, 10:40:21 am
The intro music and reader lineup made me realize I really want a mini episode of Kumquatxop reading ween lyrics.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: ikaribattousai on September 21, 2020, 01:24:25 pm
Say what you will but at least the futanari guy actually wrote a story instead of just writing about writing a story.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: EYE OF ZA on September 21, 2020, 03:09:17 pm
you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" the futanari guy
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: KingKalamari on September 21, 2020, 04:48:34 pm
The intro music and reader lineup made me realize I really want a mini episode of Kumquatxop reading ween lyrics.
Ugly In The Morning, September 21, 2020, 10:40:21 am

That sounds like a Garbage Day 2020 donation incentive if I ever heard one!

EDIT: I am only half-joking, I can and will assemble a doc for this.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Ugly In The Morning on September 22, 2020, 05:48:14 am
The intro music and reader lineup made me realize I really want a mini episode of Kumquatxop reading ween lyrics.
Ugly In The Morning, September 21, 2020, 10:40:21 am

That sounds like a Garbage Day 2020 donation incentive if I ever heard one!

EDIT: I am only half-joking, I can and will assemble a doc for this.
KingKalamari, September 21, 2020, 04:48:34 pm

Wavin’ My Dick in the Wind, Bananas and Blow, and It’s Gonna Be A Long Night seem like musts.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: znarf on September 22, 2020, 11:42:19 am
In an alternate timeline my BDSM super power is to be more snake girl for every chastity belt worn.  I want to be that Ultimo Dragon picture of him holding all of those title belts, but instead be covered in chastity belts and snake girls.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: ikaribattousai on September 22, 2020, 05:59:30 pm
This was what popped into my head when I heard "snake girl with hips."

(https://i.imgur.com/dXc18KS.png)
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Hoffgod on September 22, 2020, 09:10:16 pm
That's my secret cap, I'm always horny.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SnarlingAgitatedCollardlizard-small.gif)
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Nemo2342 on September 23, 2020, 04:25:17 am
I have never been more upset to be wearing headphones when listening to an episode.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on September 23, 2020, 03:49:36 pm
It's interesting that this episode is actually less focused on sexual worldbuilding than the one before it.
Title: 335: Planet Horny
Post by: Antivehicular on October 01, 2020, 04:59:50 am
For some reason I just fucking lost my shit at the rapturous appreciation of the Paralysis Fuck Ghost Wolves. They really are somebody's pet Pathfinder race!