Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Penultimatum]

as a rule I never trust anyone that took german in high school and so far that's turned out pretty good for me

>:(
What's that supposed to mean?
I took German in High School

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

What if I immediately forgot all the german?

[The Smoking Dad]

bacrack hero-ein obonga (facebook boomers hire me to make memes)

[A Meat]

The American system for rating movies (pg, pg-13, r, the like) is dumb, why can't we divide the rating into categories so that sex stuff is separate from violence. It sucks when you think a movie is just gonna be a bunch of gore effects and then there's sex in there, gross!

[Spenny]

beavis and butthead is funny as hell

[Shell Game]

The 90s really was a time TV felt like it needed to take disabled people down a few pegs. What was up with that???

[GirlKisser420]

why the fuck is everyone talking about the sea people

[Neal]

Freud thought dreams were a form of wish fulfillment. Freud was full of shit.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Is it bad to fill up on bread before dinner if it's bread you made for dinner?

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

One of the worst aspects of Twitch are the terrible tryhard commercials targeted at Gamers

[Wrought]

Poet: ah, to be a bird, flitting from tree to tree with nary a care in the world!~

Bird: all I've had to eat today was a snail and some dirt I thought was seeds, everything is trying to kill me, and my only hope for the continuation of my species is that I can sing well enough so someone will fuck me before I die next week

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

my new favorite kind of advertising is where this kinda mangy millenial guy menacingly walks towards me while calling my dick terrible and using all sorts of words like 'shit' and 'crap' to describe soap

[Lemon]

There's only five types of people in the world.

I will not elaborate.

[Shell Game]

There's only five types of people in the world.

I will not elaborate.

Here they are! All five types!

[GirlKisser420]

I goofed on the guy who had a fetish for getting jerked off by a cold mechanical hand but really that lines pretty close to the content most people want and make now