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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on January 30, 2016, 10:59:04 am
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[yay] Isfahan [yay]
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[yay] Isfahan [yay]
Sherman Tank, January 30, 2016, 01:13:07 pm
yeah
yall thought i was dead huh
sorry to disappoint you (by which I mean give you an orgasm)
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There's a place where I grew up near the traintracks where there's an abandoned house, and yeah, that place probably has woods-porn currently sitting and rotting inside it
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Is vacant lot porn a subset of woods porn?
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The U.P. to Grand Rapids is not a short drive to see a shitty band.
e:
[yay] Isfahan [yay]
Sherman Tank, January 30, 2016, 01:13:07 pm
yeah
yall thought i was dead huh
sorry to disappoint you (by which I mean give you an orgasm)
Isfahan, January 30, 2016, 01:41:00 pm
So you all haven't gotten to hear Isfahan make football congress jokes recently? I don't have that problem, bye!
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[yay] Isfahan [yay]
Sherman Tank, January 30, 2016, 01:13:07 pm
yeah
yall thought i was dead huh
sorry to disappoint you (by which I mean give you an orgasm)
Isfahan, January 30, 2016, 01:41:00 pm
Actually I thought you might still be trapped in that prison ceiling. Glad you made it out.
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Actually I thought you might still be trapped in that prison ceiling. Glad you made it out.Caroline, January 30, 2016, 02:50:00 pm
Yeah... made it out...
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My favorite Great Grandma Allin song is Love The Children, Bake The Food
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Am 23, have found porn in the woods. The pages were laid very carefully one right after the other, like a sort of bread crumb trail, leading away from a firepit at a local national park.
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When I saw the new episode in the feed, I thought "fury" said "furry", so I expected a forum full of furries. It was still a great episode. I got off the boat for that religion rant, primarily because I wanted to read more of the Islam section. It's just as stupid and ignorant as I expected. What is "in the Allah" supposed to mean? Maybe it's a garbled version of inshallah, or "God willing", but I don't know. Also, for someone who's angry at "every stupid religion", why could he only think of Christians, two kinds of Christians, and Muslims?
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Portaxx: (cheerfully) Join the meal-itary!
Jack Chick: -audible disgust-
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Portaxx for episode MVP!
Having been irrationally angry lately, I'm glad I can count on you guys for some perspective.
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Personally, I expect all websites focused around anger to have at least one shitty CGI skeleton on fire that is giving the finger.
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Loved loved loooooved the sound effects. They were great.
The absolute disgust at the mealitary was so funny I had to pause it cuz I was laughing so hard
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"We're gonna call CPS and get assigned to a better podcast!"
Those ketchup-throwing kids had never been punished a day in their lives before that moment.
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That guy is fifteen. What the fuck?
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So it turns out if you say "It's Final Fight, Lemon, Jesus Christ." on a public sidewalk some people look at you funny, but nerd-fives to Portaxx for saying it simultaneously.
[juggalo][victor]
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What's the point of doing a rage episode without STOG?
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So it turns out if you say "It's Final Fight, Lemon, Jesus Christ." on a public sidewalk some people look at you funny, but nerd-fives to Portaxx for saying it simultaneously.
[juggalo][victor]
Frank West, February 01, 2016, 03:20:40 pm
This is why you'll always be my waifu, Frank <3
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So it turns out if you say "It's Final Fight, Lemon, Jesus Christ." on a public sidewalk some people look at you funny, but nerd-fives to Portaxx for saying it simultaneously.
[juggalo][victor]
Frank West, February 01, 2016, 03:20:40 pm
TRAP SPRUNG AGAIN
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So it turns out if you say "It's Final Fight, Lemon, Jesus Christ." on a public sidewalk some people look at you funny, but nerd-fives to Portaxx for saying it simultaneously.
[juggalo][victor]
Frank West, February 01, 2016, 03:20:40 pm
This is why you'll always be my waifu, Frank <3
portaxx, February 01, 2016, 05:27:35 pm
I ship it
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So it turns out if you say "It's Final Fight, Lemon, Jesus Christ." on a public sidewalk some people look at you funny, but nerd-fives to Portaxx for saying it simultaneously.
[juggalo][victor]
Frank West, February 01, 2016, 03:20:40 pm
This is why you'll always be my waifu, Frank <3
portaxx, February 01, 2016, 05:27:35 pm
I ship it
Nifty Nif, February 01, 2016, 05:38:32 pm
Just make sure the resulting fanfic includes us making an unacceptable number of Castlevania jokes [vampire]
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How many Castlevania jokes is too many?
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When you have enough to make a miserable pile of them.
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When you have enough to make a miserable pile of them.
Isfahan, February 01, 2016, 06:54:33 pm
So, more than one, then.
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To fart, or not to fart: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the butt to suffer
The toots and sputters of outrageous odor,
Or to take arms against a sea of stenches,
And by opposing stifle them? To fart: to toot;
No more; and by a toot to say we end
The gut-ache and the thousand natural blasts
Ass flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be sniff'd. To fart, to toot;
To toot: perchance to stink: ay, there's the rub;
For in that stink of death what steams may come
When we have sharted off this mortal soil,
Must give us pause: there's the stench
That makes calamity of so long wind;
For who would bear the whips and cracks of gas,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's cramping,
The pangs of suppressed fumes, the butt's delay,
The insolence of gasses and the churns
That patient merit of the unseemly quakes,
When he his butt might much quieter make
With a bare butthole? who would farting bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary arse,
But that the dread of smelling worse than death,
The undiscover'd odor from whose whiff
No traveller returns, repulses the will
And makes us rather bear those pangs we have
Than fly to stenches that we know not of?
Thus embarrassment makes cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of our own faces
Are sicklied o'er with the green cast of nausea,
And enterprises of great sniff and torment
With this regard air currents turn awry,
And gain the stink of methane.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy countenance
Be all my farts remember'd.
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To fart, or not to fart: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the butt to suffer
The toots and sputters of outrageous odor,
Or to take arms against a sea of stenches,
And by opposing stifle them? To fart: to toot;
No more; and by a toot to say we end
The gut-ache and the thousand natural blasts
Ass flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be sniff'd. To fart, to toot;
To toot: perchance to stink: ay, there's the rub;
For in that stink of death what steams may come
When we have sharted off this mortal soil,
Must give us pause: there's the stench
That makes calamity of so long wind;
For who would bear the whips and cracks of gas,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's cramping,
The pangs of suppressed fumes, the butt's delay,
The insolence of gasses and the churns
That patient merit of the unseemly quakes,
When he his butt might much quieter make
With a bare butthole? who would farting bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary arse,
But that the dread of smelling worse than death,
The undiscover'd odor from whose whiff
No traveller returns, repulses the will
And makes us rather bear those pangs we have
Than fly to stenches that we know not of?
Thus embarrassment makes cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of our own faces
Are sicklied o'er with the green cast of nausea,
And enterprises of great sniff and torment
With this regard air currents turn awry,
And gain the stink of methane.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy countenance
Be all my farts remember'd.
Nikaer Drekin, February 02, 2016, 08:24:27 am
Go away, James Joyce!
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Loved loved loooooved the sound effects. They were great.
The absolute disgust at the mealitary was so funny I had to pause it cuz I was laughing so hard
goombapolice, January 31, 2016, 08:01:12 am
I second this. This episode was very well edited, and little touches like the footsteps + doorslam after Lemon "ran off" were perfect.
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I second this. This episode was very well edited, and little touches like the footsteps + doorslam after Lemon "ran off" were perfect.Deep 13, February 10, 2016, 08:30:45 am
I was hoping for screeching tires and then the sound of a jetliner flyby.
Time to up the ante!
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Puppy Time, January 30, 2016, 01:23:14 pm
I've actually had a tick on my scrotum before. That's what I get for living next to a mountain and having at least four cats and two dogs running around outside my entire childhood. I tore it off like I would have any other tick, sanitized the area, then waited about two days for the bite to stop bleeding. I wish I had been old enough at the time to know what a sanitary napkin was, because fuck pride, my pants had bloodstains showing through even with several layers of paper towels cradling my sack,