the sticker should be a hamlet bimbo saying "The government is Broken in Bimboland's" or Fart Slut and Bimbonymous Boobsch getting married
GirlKisser420, July 08, 2018, 05:30:32 am
Alas, poor Fart Slut! I knew her, Horabimbo
Positronic, July 08, 2018, 07:13:18 am
To cum, or not to cum, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the ass to suffer
The dicks and dildos of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of assholes
And by opposing eat them. To fuck—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The butt-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To fuck, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the "rub:"
For in that sleep of sex what dreams may cum,
When we have shuffled off this slutty coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so blue balls.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's cum-tumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of orifice, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy tits,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would merkins bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary ass,
But that the dread of something after sex,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather fuck those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of arse-solution
Is creampied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great bitch and bimbo
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of passion.