Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

New confectionary idea: an Everlasting Gobstopper that actually works in real life. Just gotta change a few things because the sucking thing is obviously unfeasible. Name it Everlasting Chewstopper or something. No matter how much you chew it, it doesn't decrease in size. Make it out of some rubbery material so it's easy to chew. Perhaps even give it some flavor (mint, bubblegum, etc) to make it more fun to keep chewing. Anyway give me five hundred thousand dollars in venture capital.

[A Meat]

The Price is Right is a genius idea for a tv show, it's the simplest way to disguise ads as content

[Cheapskate]

I say we should start abbreviating “Platonic love” as “plove.” Wouldn’t you like to tell your closest friends that you plove them?

[Sauce]

I say we should start abbreviating “Platonic love” as “plove.” Wouldn’t you like to tell your closest friends that you plove them?

Sounds like an archaic past tense form of "plow". I'm all for it.

[Shell Game]

best $10 i ever spent

[Dr. Buttplug]

Pixar mom yeeks in real life? At a Kroger Supercenter near you? Click to connect

[A Meat]

crucifixion is a cruel way of execution because it makes you t-pose on death

[GirlKisser420]

the U in yu gi oh stands for Uncircumcized. sorry about this this joke only works in audio and I dont know anyone irl I could say it to

[chai tea latte]

the U in yu gi oh stands for Uncircumcized. sorry about this this joke only works in audio and I dont know anyone irl I could say it to

Uncirc'd Guy Kaiba

[organburner]

Welcome to Bad Dragons Den, where entrepreneurs looking for investors for their sex toys pitch their products!

Up next, McKayileighe shows her new invention, a big suspended sleeping bag like contraption that will "simulate the experience of being in a stomach for vore fetishists" But will the asking price of the product at 5000 USD be too high?

[thelizzerd]

I wish duolingo had an "I only want to speak right now" option. Just I'm really in the mood to practice speaking. But there isnt??

[Antivehicular]

Chyme:vomit::magma:lava

[A Meat]

not enough songs are promoting driving under the influence anymore

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

My new colleague seemed very normal for the first two weeks and then just offhand mention that shes a qualified reiki healer and can feel our auras.

[organburner]

Sometimes it's fun to remember the old school days, like when penis inspection day came up and I went to the inspectors van and I took off my pants like you do and he asked me masturbate and I thought it was getting weird but I looked down at my penis then back up to the inspector and realized he was made of teeth and I no longer had teeth because he was made of my teeth and I looked at him and I realized he had my eyes and I had no eyes, so I was looking at myself from his eyes which were my eyes and I tried to scream but I had no mouth because he had my mouth so he was screaming from my mouth and then he started eating my strange mouthless eyeless body while screaming.

Nostalgia is a funny thing.