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Title: Kill all the men
Post by: crow on July 01, 2014, 10:11:43 am

Hello, I believe that the world would be a better place if all men were killed.  Please post your ideas for how to do this, whether this is for the best or better, what will happen after all the men are dead, and topics related to men killing.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: Mister Smalls on July 01, 2014, 10:19:40 am

Dig a bunch of big pits full of spikes with signs that say "TITS AND BEER DOWN HERE" pointing to them.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: Tiny Prancer on July 01, 2014, 10:26:19 am

according to recent events in the united states, allowing women to have access to abortion clinics and birth control is apparently what'll do it.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: A Meat on July 01, 2014, 10:26:53 am

Make jelqing extremely popular.

I guess that after all men die women will have to invent human parthenogenesis. Can't be that difficult.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: montrith on July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

I know a guy who swears that porn is making all dudes gay and suicidal. Make all dudes watch porn.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: Lemon on July 01, 2014, 11:20:23 am

Make all dudes watch porn.
montrith, July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: nigeline on July 01, 2014, 11:31:17 am

Make all dudes watch porn.
montrith, July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................
Lemon, July 01, 2014, 11:20:23 am

I guess it would take up guys' attention so much that it's like they'd all be dead?

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: crow on July 01, 2014, 11:32:14 am

Make all dudes watch porn.
montrith, July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................
Lemon, July 01, 2014, 11:20:23 am

I guess it would take up guys' attention so much that it's like they'd all be dead?
nigeline, July 01, 2014, 11:31:17 am

Real talk: the anti-porn guys say that the stimulus that porn gives you can give you a stroke.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: nigeline on July 01, 2014, 11:33:02 am

Make all dudes watch porn.
montrith, July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................
Lemon, July 01, 2014, 11:20:23 am

I guess it would take up guys' attention so much that it's like they'd all be dead?
nigeline, July 01, 2014, 11:31:17 am

Real talk: the anti-porn guys say that the stimulus that porn gives you can give you a stroke.
Smoking Crow, July 01, 2014, 11:32:14 am

If you get a stroke from being aroused, you have worse things to worry about than porn.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: chai tea latte on July 01, 2014, 11:40:20 am

Make all dudes watch porn.
montrith, July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................
Lemon, July 01, 2014, 11:20:23 am

I guess it would take up guys' attention so much that it's like they'd all be dead?
nigeline, July 01, 2014, 11:31:17 am

Real talk: the anti-porn guys say that the stimulus that porn gives you can give you a stroke.
Smoking Crow, July 01, 2014, 11:32:14 am

I thought the stroke was the whole point, as far as dudes masturbating goes. Now I don't know what to think.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: Runic on July 01, 2014, 01:17:15 pm

Elect Hillary Clinton.

Title: Kill all the men
Post by: Isfahan on July 01, 2014, 08:15:44 pm

I know a guy who swears that porn is making all dudes gay and suicidal. Make all dudes watch porn.
montrith, July 01, 2014, 11:12:52 am

National Lampoon's 1984