This is extremely entertaining. Apparently, spellchecking is really, really hard.
I'm also super jealous about getting to hang out with goons. I have a SA account myself but all I do is use it to look at premium stuff and lurk.
I've always felt that the ballp.it is like SomethingAwful Lite.
(Also: it's pretty much standard that I post on year-old threads at this point)