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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1448693 times)

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team america world police is a real strange movie because half of it is a fairly decent satire of american right wing media and international politics and the other half is impersonations of actors going "I agree with the thesis of the film's other half. also I'm a gay pussy"
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Cover letters are a punishing social contract that no one on either side wants anymore, but cannot abandon
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Cover letters are a punishing social contract that no one on either side wants anymore, but cannot abandon
Sanguinary Self-Help Novel, August 09, 2018, 05:27:48 pm
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My co-worker has just admitted to the entire office that in the live action Beauty and the Beast remake, she finds the Beast more attractive than the human.

"Something about the horns"
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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?

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I was trying to drunkenly commune with my fellow drunk white lady by looking up classic Sandra Lee videos, but I guess there is a Dr. Sandra Lee that pops pimples and other gross shit and now I'm very upset.

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?

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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
Spenny, August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
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are there animals whose mouth is further from their eyes than their anus?
cat_examiner, August 10, 2018, 06:23:36 pm
Octopus.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 12:30:10 am

What about mammals?
Spenny, August 11, 2018, 05:21:03 pm
Given the characteristics that define mammals as a class of animals it's very unlikely.

Or is this a riddle? In that case, the answer is my cat when he's sniffing his own ball sack.
Jackal Flapnasty, August 11, 2018, 05:42:54 pm

no riddle, maybe an ill posed question cause in my mind the concept of octopuses wasnt going to form right then it was all textbook diagrams like those butcher diagrams of cows or pigs or those third grade science book cows and rabbits and birds

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it's funny how the modern libertarian mindset basically boils down to '3d printed guns 2d women'
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I can tell I'm early in the job search because I'm being all discerning and shit.
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I'm getting invested in my rpg character again. its weird to have a Teen emotion
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Okay yeah, but if I had Brian Blessed's voice I'd shout everything too.
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