Episode 136: This Testes My Limits

[A Meat]

I went searching for more of where the dragonballbusting poem came from and stumbled upon this fucking magnum opus (Words: 390,332):

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5590287/1/YSSS

Anyway, one way or another my family jewels were being crushed, and within a few seconds I had all but collapsed on top of the dragoness. I was draped across her back and writhing in pain, her strength holding up the two of us as she continued to use me as a fucktoy. "My BALLS," I croaked, "what are you doing tooooaaAANNNRRGGHH

It seems to be 390k words of dragons fucking and there's a chapter about dragonball busting, fucking wonderful.

[Old_Zircon]

the genital torture thing is whatever. what really weirded me out about this episode was the insane contraptions these guys built to beat up their nuts. like... is punching your own nuts not good enough? why would you ever need to engineer a ball destroying machine??

The contraptions made me giggle like an idiot out loud.

[Bobalay]

If you become a eunuch, all you're left with is a baaaaall pit!

[Mister Smalls]

If you become a eunuch, all you're left with is a baaaaall pit!

Fuck you.  Have a spirit bulb.

[Runic]

God fucking damn it spirit bulbed.

[Tiny Prancer]

I think my favorite part of this entire episode was at the end when Adam lost the last of his faith in humainty

[Psammetichus]

Since Adam admitted to having the S-E-X, his membership in the Christian Club is automatically rescinded. Please return your club-issued Chick tracts, rainbow afro-wigs, and John 3:16 placards.

And here's a BB idea for anyone's use: baseball pitching machines. Have fun!

[Mister Smalls]

I think my favorite part of this entire episode was at the end when Adam lost the last of his faith in humainty

So many Adam Bozarth episodes just end with me wanting to give him a cookie and a pat on the back.  I feel kind of bad, but on the other hand, it's interesting to see the psychological journey of a man being dragged into the darkest parts of the Internet happen in real-time.

[Down10]

I think my favorite part of this entire episode was at the end when Adam lost the last of his faith in humainty

So many Adam Bozarth episodes just end with me wanting to give him a cookie and a pat on the back.  I feel kind of bad, but on the other hand, it's interesting to see the psychological journey of a man being dragged into the darkest parts of the Internet happen in real-time.

Feel sorry for him? Nah. He chose this path. The path of reading stories about ball-busting anthropomorphic dragons and not the good book of our Lord.

[Adam Bozarth]

When you stare into the Internet, the Internet stares back.

[Isfahan]

I would say it leers back.

[chases parked cars]

I would say it leers back.

And lowers your defense stat by one stage!

Really though, I think the MRA episode was much harder on the ears than this one. Remarkably. And ironically.

I went searching for more of where the dragonballbusting poem came from and stumbled upon this fucking magnum opus (Words: 390,332):

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5590287/1/YSSS

This is seriously incredible. I think the nonsensical gibberish title is my favorite part. YISSSS

[EYE OF ZA]

This was harder to listen to than the F List episode to me because while the F List took sexuality into absurd, almost abstract extremes where I just couldn't even feel grossed out any more, this seems more tangible to me.  Even if it is ridiculous Tom and Jerry violence they're inflicting on their balls, it's still something I can imagine hurting.  I just can't imagine what it feels like to cum and then the cum fucks you, so that's less painful for me to think about than Home Alone-style groinshot machines.

[Lady Frenzy]

I just can't imagine what it feels like to cum and then the cum fucks you

Then you have never truly lived.

[EYE OF ZA]

I was doing some editing on my personal writing today and came across the line "she stomped it flat beneath her heel" and what scared me is that I don't think I noticed the DRAGON GONADS reference as I was writing it.

I worry what other F Plus subjects have worked their way into my subconscious by now.