The Jan and Dean song "Surf City" posits the existence of a surfing community where there are "two girls for every boy." As this gender disparity is not normally associated with the sport of surfing, one must assume a disaster or other highly unusual cause -- the devastating consequences of war, perhaps, or an infectious disease outbreak with disproportionate lethality to young male patients. In this essay, I will outline plausible causes for the Surf City demographic shift as well as speculate about the long-term consequences for this tragedy-stricken vacation destination...