Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Ashto]

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

One of Duolingo's loading tips is "15 minutes of learning every day can teach you a language. What can 15 minutes of social media do?" Fucking Nothing, bitch, I know, that's the goddamn point, that's why I browse Online for 3 hours every day MINIMUM

[Shell Game]

Sometimes I remember there were FIVE Michael Bay Transformers movies and that one of them was about King Arthur or something.

Nobody remind me about Bumblebee and the fact that there's one coming out next year. I don't need this.

[chai tea latte]

I liked the one of those where there's a secret part of the moon nobody knows about. And it's evil

[Salubrious Rex]

I think I saw the one where there were dinosaur robots, but then the dinosaur robots didn't matter very much so really what was the point?

[Great Joe]

The president just really wants some ding dongs.

[thelizzerd]

The reason I like coding so much is probably correlated with how much I was obsessed with bugs (the living creatures) as a child.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Men's rights activists yelling at their postpartum wives like "NO, we're naming him HISbert!!!"

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

gonna go shout fire in a poorly attended theatre just to see what happens

[A Meat]

Imagining a world where rabbits are associated with lettuce instead of carrots

[chai tea latte]

Imagining a world where rabbits are associated with lettuce instead of carrots

you've butterfly effected Bugs Bunny from a gay man into a lesbian and I hope you're happy

[Cheapskate]

Snaking your drains isn’t so bad if you do it while listening to music from a heist movie and pretending it’s part of your elaborate break-in scheme.

[GirlKisser420]

after having to do skills support stuff at work the misanthropy half of my brain has finally declared war on the communist half

[A Meat]

Snaking your drains isn’t so bad if you do it while listening to music from a heist movie and pretending it’s part of your elaborate break-in scheme.

I'd love a movie about a team of handymen or other blue collar workers doing a heist

[Dr. Buttplug]

"Mr. President at leasta' use the papal chamber pota'!"