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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: montrith on February 05, 2013, 12:25:23 pm
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And I have proof! This highly reliable scientific test says so.
http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/what-is-your-otherkin-type-kintype-indicator-test
"You scored 41% on Human, higher than 72% of your peers."
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76. How many phantom tails do you have?
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You scored 97% on Human, higher than 100% of your peers.
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You scored 97% on Human, higher than 100% of your peers.
I don't know that it is possible to get 100% human.
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Man, this thing is such a 'please validate me' test it hurts. Every new category is prefaced by a picture of what the questions are asking you about, so if you think you're a dragon you know to go 'oh, absolutely!' to those questions.
Or maybe I'm just bitter about only getting 77% human.
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Man, this thing is such a 'please validate me' test it hurts.
kal-elk, February 05, 2013, 01:29:22 pm
That kinda describes all online tests of this ilk.
Since I'm good with computers, I'm 46% robot.
I'm 26% faerie but only 6% elf. You'd figured there would be quite a bit of overlap there.
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The only reason I got so low on Human is because I answered "Unsure" to all questions about the quality of my soul, since I had no idea what the hell is the difference between "glowing", "dark" or "shadow" souls.
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True or false. Your eyes could be described as glass like/are often mistaken for glass eyes.
Who does this happen to?
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I'm pretty sure all eyes could be described as glasslike, so that question is true. I guess eyeless people would choose false, even though the question assumes the presence of eyes. Man, this test is hard!
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51% human.
clearly, the other 49% is vulcan.
some of these questions irriate me irrationally. everyone has an electromagnetic aura, it can even be captured on cameras. it's a natural part of being alive. and all of these auras 'glow' on film. how can you realisticly pick another option with that knowledge?
similarly, 'do u feel like an animal lol' is a loaded question. humans are animals. i am a human. so i feel like an animal all the time. how does this prove a fucking thing about being SPIRITUALLY AN ANIMAL~~~~~~*#*#*#*#*#
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The only reason I got so low on Human is because I answered "Unsure" to all questions about the quality of my soul, since I had no idea what the hell is the difference between "glowing", "dark" or "shadow" souls.
montrith, February 05, 2013, 02:25:06 pm
Yeah, same. That and saying I was alright at math seem to have clarified that I'm really machine-kin. It does amuse me that you literally can't be 100% human, though.
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I scored "what the fuck is this shit?" because to be human I had to admit to being extremely dim-witted, bland and incurious, moderately attractive and capable of social interaction.
I got irritated by the second page and just started clicking whatever answer looked like "no" at the time and still only got 87% human. I have let normal people down. Sorry, normal people.
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I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
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Wow, some of these questions... they're just willing to read into -any- human behavioral quirks, aren't they?
Turns out I'm 87% human, 32% dragon, and 34% machine-kin. Yeah, I'm a robot dragon.
You know what? I'm okay with that.
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I'm 67% Human, 56% Machine-kin and 26% on Dragon and Fairy.
I'm a Robotic Humanoid Dragon Fairy apparently.
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I guess I only have to answer that one question honestly.
87% human. The rest of me must have been shot off at some point I guess.
I think I can summarize this test easily.
~Special Snowflake Test~
1. Are you the most special snowflake ever?
Yes
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Yes
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I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm
Also Aspergers just means you're special.
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87% human and 34% machine-kin. I've just decided that my true form is a toaster.
Also, I noticed that Dragon has the highest average percentage. What a surprise.
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Some of these questions are pretty spectacular
Does eating or being in the physical feel very strange to you?
Are...are those two things related?
Do you feel very big, as in much larger than the average human?
Hahaha fat jokes, ahhhhhh...neat.
True or false: Things feel right to you, even if in the end, it turns out they are not you.
Can someone parse this for me because I don't-
How many phantom tails do you have?
heh
I liked that the picture they used for robot people looks like a microwave with feet.
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You scored 97% on Human, higher than 100% of your peers.
I don't know that it is possible to get 100% human.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 01:09:01 pm
Yes but, is it possible to become...more human than the human?
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I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm
Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm
Wait. I thought Aspergers meant that you were an Indigo or Crystal child sent here from an advanced dimension to save us all.
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I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm
Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm
Wait. I thought Aspergers meant that you were an Indigo or Crystal child sent here from an advanced dimension to save us all.
fruit power, February 08, 2013, 02:26:08 pm
I thought it meant never being entirely certain what other people think of you and always being something of an outsider in most social situations, even those that are otherwise enjoyable.
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I had no idea that ADHD and immaturity = faerie. I'll keep that in mind.
Dacey Mormont, February 05, 2013, 03:02:42 pm
Also Aspergers just means you're special.
Triggerhappy938, February 05, 2013, 08:13:06 pm
Wait. I thought Aspergers meant that you were an Indigo or Crystal child sent here from an advanced dimension to save us all.
fruit power, February 08, 2013, 02:26:08 pm
I thought it meant never being entirely certain what other people think of you and always being something of an outsider in most social situations, even those that are otherwise enjoyable.
Runic, February 08, 2013, 05:15:32 pm
No, that's being Woody Allen.
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You scored 87% on Human, higher than 98% of your peers.
This is not in any way indicative of the kind of person taking this test. At all. Really. Honest!
I ranked highest after that in Machine-kin, which you know is not something a lot of people get because one of the questions is "Are you good with technology" and you take it on a computer, but it totally made me realize something. One of the questions is "Do you shuffle your feet or are you clumsy?" and I answered yes because I have a tendon condition that impedes my walking, but OH MY GOD, it isn't a tendon condition at ALL, is it? I shuffle because my so-called human fleshy "tendons" are actually WIRING. I have been a machine from the knees down since I was born and I never would have known that if it weren't for this quiz! I think I'm eligible to receive 1/6 Lamp-Kin benefits now. Where would any of us maligned kin be without highly gamed personality tests? Not getting a free bottle of WD-40 every month, certainly!
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Apparently I'm a demon. I could get used to this.
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I'm not taking this test because I'm Proudly 100%
White Human.
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IT SAID I WAS A DRRRAAAAGGGOOOONNNN!!!
RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRRRRR
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Hahaha, it's like your commentary was continued in your personal text.
"RARARARARARAR. And might I add 'RARARARARARARAR'?"
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Wow, some of these questions... they're just willing to read into -any- human behavioral quirks, aren't they?
Turns out I'm 87% human, 32% dragon, and 34% machine-kin. Yeah, I'm a robot dragon.
You know what? I'm okay with that.
Adept, February 05, 2013, 05:43:43 pm
pointing this one out because cytran
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This thread was last posted in like five years ago
Five years ago
Why are you doing this, Shell Game? Why are you going around digging up corpses everywhere? Why?
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its not exactly going to displace all the new threads popping up
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This thread was last posted in like five years ago
Five years ago
Why are you doing this, Shell Game? Why are you going around digging up corpses everywhere? Why?
Cirr, June 07, 2018, 02:04:31 am
i was bored
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its not exactly going to displace all the new threads popping up
GirlKisser420, June 07, 2018, 02:28:14 am
also that