All the bullshit about Guest's behavior reminded me, I wanted to express a few regrets.
I didn't get to duet with Jack Chikka Bow Wow or Sir Quat of Kum. Next time, babies.
I really neglected on getting ballpitter's names. I remember meeting people and getting the idea that they were part of this place but never getting 'proper' names. For those of you that I interacted with, I hope I at least sexually harassed you a little as thanks for being awesome fans. Tatooed leg darling, pro-wrestler-sized business-dressed dude, lotsa piercings chick, you are not forgotten. Semper Fi.
Oh, and most important! I think I forgot to take my goddamn shirt off during Victor's lap dance. It's been awhile since I stripped for money, or groceries, so I am clearly out of practice. I also didn't get to switch clothes with any disturbed flashers at a train stop. I'm getting positively demure, these days. I think the only folks who saw me naked were Squiddy and Boots? And that was nothing sexual, they were just eating sushi off my body.