once in a while I read something poly people write and go "wow that sounds like so much work", I've got nothing against polyamory but I wish I had the energy reserves you have

Haruspicy is due for a new age comeback any day now

Cat cafes are cuddle parties for normal people

If you mix a cocktail and a mocktail together you get a cock mock

I remember conservative fever dream movies from the '90s. Movies with premises that were worthy of the F-Plus. As such, I have bittersweet feelings about the US not getting a right-wing West Wing.

I just know once a season the President would have to come up with a convoluted speech justifying why he used nukes and and special forces to stop illegal immigrants from kidnapping nuns at the behest of a Japanese company because love/hate relationship with NAFTA.