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Topic: What's the best piece of spam you've received this week?  (Read 9040 times)

Cleretic

  • Russian Roulette Silver Medalist
  • Paid
  • 1,227
  • 34
Most of the spam I get on my Gmail account is, for some reason, about Ray-Ban sunglasses. No other brand of sunglasses, it's always Ray-Bans. I did find another one when checking my spam box, though.

Having trouble viewing this email? Click here.

Dear Friend,
Nice day.
Would you like to know how to become fashion?
Here are some keys we got from a comparable
survey.

   
SHEIN
AMICLUBWEAR
   

Daily updated Designs.
Fast delivery which is 7 business days.
Numerous items that you can always find the
gorgeous one you want.
Don't miss out this opportunity!
Plus, we especially prepare a 40% OFF
coupon and Free Gift.
   

code: sheami40

Valid before 10/20

Yours Sincerely

Well sure, I'd love to become fashion, but there's not actually any links in this email. Even the 'Having trouble reading this?' part is just underlined text in the body of the email.

Digital Walnut

  • The Carl Icahn of nuzzling
  • Paid
  • Source(s): meee~ nyaa~ :3
    • 407
    • 45
I haven't gotten any good spam in a while, but I had a great string of subject lines back in 2007:

Spoop

  • vegan lamp-kin
  • Paid
  • we do not take the cork off the fork
  • 119
  • 14
Just got "let's do sexy chat!"

Wish I had a sandwich air potato butterfly dress though.

Glitterbomber

  • Paid
    • 291
    • 31
"Hey sexy, let's fix your dick"

Doctor this is just not appropriate.

goombapolice

  • a muscular, cum producing MONSTER
  • Paid
  • 656
  • 46
I don't even know

Digital Walnut

  • The Carl Icahn of nuzzling
  • Paid
  • Source(s): meee~ nyaa~ :3
    • 407
    • 45
"Hey sexy, let's fix your dick"

Doctor this is just not appropriate.
Glitterbomber, October 06, 2015, 11:29:47 pm
If you're running a dick repair business, this probably isn't a bad way to go about it.

I got this today:

Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

  • Trill Lesh
  • Paid
  • 12 cellphones and I look like kurt angle
  • 3,922
  • 240
"Hey sexy, let's fix your dick"

Doctor this is just not appropriate.
Glitterbomber, October 06, 2015, 11:29:47 pm
If you're running a dick repair business, this probably isn't a bad way to go about it.

I got this today:

Digital Walnut, October 07, 2015, 01:36:58 pm
oh good, the kabbalists figured out the true name of god

Digital Walnut

  • The Carl Icahn of nuzzling
  • Paid
  • Source(s): meee~ nyaa~ :3
    • 407
    • 45
oh good, the kabbalists figured out the true name of god
AgentCoop, October 07, 2015, 02:04:12 pm
Either that, or we're dealing with a Pentecostal spambot.

Spoop

  • vegan lamp-kin
  • Paid
  • we do not take the cork off the fork
  • 119
  • 14
"Live, work and study in USA
The American Dream Within Reach
50,000 people and their families will get green card
Simple registration within 5 minutes"

(I'm an American).

Tiny Prancer

  • Tiny and angry
  • Paid
  • please be more respectable to physics
    • 1,276
    • 130
one of my friends runs an anime review blog and she recently shared a screenshot of the best spam comments she's gotten on the blog: