I am USSRkin; I eat kulaks, fascists, Trotskyites, and counterrevolutionaries. Does anyone know any good vegan recipes that simulate the crunchy texture of the bourgeoisie's class struggle against the proletariat? Thanks in advance!!
Psammetichus, January 05, 2015, 02:25:30 pm
You will need:
1 cup Kellogg's corn flakes
1/2 cup milk
1 small bread loaf, stale
3 tbsp Smirnoff Goldschläger
1) Pour the corn flakes into a small iron-cast pan
2) Use a cheese-grater to grind down the loaf you can ill afford into a small bowl
3) Pour in the life-sustaining milk of the motherland into the bowl, then mix in the vodka until the gold of the bourgeoise's curdles the hope and flavor from the milk.
4) Pour mixture over cereal and braise in the oven at 204 degrees Celsius under the crushing heat of the Red State.
5) Serve in cereal bowl, consume immediately commrade
