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Topic: Workplace power moves  (Read 20164 times)

Hux

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Workplace power moves #45
text your boss while you're in the bathroom, during your shift

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Workplace power moves #46
User hand sanitizer every time you pass a dispenser while saying "You DON'T want to know where these have been!" regardless of whether or not somebody is nearby to hear you.
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Detective Popcorn

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Workplace power moves #47
I actually did this. I printed out 50 color pages for a project, Howl's moving castle papercraft.


I never finished it but I did finish a couple XMas sets.



I made one for each one of my favorite coworkers and just left it on there desk like a socially awkward cat bearing gifts.



The curves on Bulbasaur were a bitch to fold but it was worth it.

If wasting office supplies were an Olympic sport, I'd have gold. It even caught on as a trend and I had a couple coworkers also wasting office supplies with me.
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« Last Edit: February 05, 2019, 11:59:13 am by Detective Popcorn »

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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Workplace power moves #48
I've been wanting to do that Howl's Moving Castle papercraft for aaaaaaaaaages.
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Workplace power moves #49
Have your boss’s car towed out of their private parking spot and then take your lunch break there on a foldout beach chair with accompanying umbrella while sending him/her selfies captioned “Wish you were here” or “Such lovely weather in the Bahamas right now”.
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Workplace power moves #50
Order sex toys in your bosses name to be delivered to the office mail box.
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Workplace power moves #51
If you're gonna do a phone interview on a holiday, I'm gonna be in my pajamas