Snakes In The Ball Pit > Yay, I get to talk about me!
I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*
moooo566 (taylor's version):
anyone wanna come over and play drunk jenga??
Spenny:
I can cook. I can fucking cook."Oh I want to eat some vegetables" fuck you put them on some heat and wait a while. "oh I want some meat" Same as the last one but longer. I don't know what overdone tastes like but I guess that's just because I'm a cooking genius.
Macho Masc Sangy Savage:
Not going into work tomorrow and the day after due to SNOW STORM JAYDEN so guess its time to get weekday drunk awww yissssssss
Tonight's drink of choice is a gimlet. Citrusy, light, and 3oz of gin. Good shit. Also I've been "cooking" a chocolate cake in my rice cooker, which is sooorrrrtaa working? I keep going back and it's not finished. But I can't burn the house down if I forget, so hell yeah
moooo566 (taylor's version):
im gonna be a full blown alcoholic by the time this brexit thing is done
Jam:
Hellö I’m very drunk and it’s cold and I have the illness disease, that’s all, thanks
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