(with special guest, Locclo)
Oh Guest, that's a distressing tag.
A Meat, July 27, 2014, 12:32:37 pm
Can I make a cake? Please say I can make a cake!
Cuddleclobbermonger, July 27, 2014, 03:34:08 pm
This is what we'll send to all of you losers who can't make it.Can I make a cake? Please say I can make a cake!
Cuddleclobbermonger, July 27, 2014, 03:34:08 pm
Hell yes you can. Just keep in mind that you have to meet this standard:
(http://freeboners.info/crap/stogcake.jpg)
Boots Raingear, July 27, 2014, 03:43:42 pm
This is what we'll send to all of you losers who can't make it.That is actually the cake we got for Stog's birthday at F Plus 1. It was very tasty.
nigeline, July 27, 2014, 03:48:27 pm
Challenge accepted.Can I make a cake? Please say I can make a cake!
Cuddleclobbermonger, July 27, 2014, 03:34:08 pm
Hell yes you can. Just keep in mind that you have to meet this standard:
(http://freeboners.info/crap/stogcake.jpg)
Boots Raingear, July 27, 2014, 03:43:42 pm
Wha—? I’ll be there! Just book me a seat between Jack-Chick and Kumquatxop on a plane out of SFO!(with special guest, Down10)Lemon, July 27, 2014, 10:14:32 am
Hell yes you can. Just keep in mind that you have to meet this standard:
(http://freeboners.info/crap/stogcake.jpg)
Boots Raingear, July 27, 2014, 03:43:42 pm
Seriously how are you all so easily tricked by the [ you ] tag?
Bobalay, July 27, 2014, 08:55:00 pm
Will there be a ball pit? This is an important thing for us to know!
Nemo2342, July 27, 2014, 08:51:15 pm
Seriously how are you all so easily tricked by the [ you ] tag?
Bobalay, July 27, 2014, 08:55:00 pm
Ugggh please not Guest that'll ruin everythingMe too, man!
(I actually live in MN so that tag threw me for a damn loop I tell you what)
Garbage Dacey, July 28, 2014, 02:19:27 am
Ugggh please not Guest that'll ruin everything
Garbage Dacey, July 28, 2014, 02:19:27 am
Ugggh please not Guest that'll ruin everything
Garbage Dacey, July 28, 2014, 02:19:27 am
Last year Guest went to the afterparty and drank a whole bunch and got so fucked up the cops had to use elephant tranquilizers.
STOG, July 28, 2014, 06:10:54 am
wow i sure am popularNO ME
Smoking Crow, July 28, 2014, 11:31:38 pm
wow i sure am popularNO ME
Smoking Crow, July 28, 2014, 11:31:38 pm
nigeline, July 28, 2014, 11:48:22 pm
wow i sure am popular
Smoking Crow, July 28, 2014, 11:31:38 pm
GODDAMN IT STOG YOU SWORE YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!Ugggh please not Guest that'll ruin everything
Garbage Dacey, July 28, 2014, 02:19:27 am
Last year Guest went to the afterparty and drank a whole bunch and got so fucked up the cops had to use elephant tranquilizers.
(And that cake was fucking amazing. Huge props to you guys.)
STOG, July 28, 2014, 06:10:54 am
well thanks guys i felt like someone had finally discovered me and i was totally validated and then i realized what happened and i justare you feeling really attacked right now
i just can't
Ike, July 29, 2014, 02:20:00 pm
wow i sure am popular
Smoking Crow, July 28, 2014, 11:31:38 pm
I never even post, but I am beloved by all.
Good Ol Cburgs, July 29, 2014, 01:55:10 pm
So, is it 21+?just get a fake id dude
FattyBoBatty, July 29, 2014, 04:42:25 pm
So, is it 21+?just get a fake id dude
FattyBoBatty, July 29, 2014, 04:42:25 pm
kal-elk, July 29, 2014, 05:01:28 pm
Prank tags aside, I am trying to make it to Minnesota for October. What it's going to cost is money.Isn't that what Indiegogo is for
Adam Bozarth, July 29, 2014, 04:41:54 pm
So, is it 21+?That's gonna be a yes. Grumpy's is a bar, and F Plus Live is happening late. I'll talk to somebody and see what I can do, but I'm pretty sure its gonna be a 21+ show.
FattyBoBatty, July 29, 2014, 04:42:25 pm
DRINK BEER HAIL SATAN
jack-chick, July 29, 2014, 11:00:07 pm
RIDE JUNK, RIDE DRUNKDRINK BEER HAIL SATAN
jack-chick, July 29, 2014, 11:00:07 pm
DRINK BLOOD HAIL PAZUZU
MISANDRY CANNON, July 29, 2014, 11:12:03 pm
Naw dude. Etsy (https://www.etsy.com/shop/AdamBozarthArt).Prank tags aside, I am trying to make it to Minnesota for October. What it's going to cost is money.Isn't that what Indiegogo is for
Adam Bozarth, July 29, 2014, 04:41:54 pm
nigeline, July 29, 2014, 07:19:15 pm
I am going to write a Powerpoint driven fake advertisement about tiny bowler hats.YES
One of them will be about putting a tiny little bowler hat on top of another tiny bowler hat.
STOG, September 02, 2014, 02:08:16 pm
Still selling some of my prints and illustrations on Etsy (https://www.etsy.com/shop/AdamBozarthArt). Also, big thanks to goombapolice for being my first order!Can I just give you money. Your art is awesome, but I literally cannot hang up my Van Gogh prints since I am so lazy....
I still need to book my flight to Minnesota and help pay for lodging. I have a lot of screenprints and more that are only taking up space. Why not begin a lifelong love affair with buying and collecting art from people on the internet?
And, if you use the offer code SPERMLUBE, you can get free shipping in the US. (for real) I will also throw in some LHR buttons.
I'm also open to commissions, so, if you have an idea for a piece you'd like made, please get in touch. Thanks, pals.
Adam Bozarth, September 04, 2014, 04:26:16 pm
Also, big thanks to goombapolice for being my first order!
Adam Bozarth, September 04, 2014, 04:26:16 pm
Could someone please take one or more videos while they're there, so we can both experience the atmosphere And see what the ridiculists look like in real life
JamEngulfer, September 16, 2014, 11:48:07 am
Counterpoint: if video is taken, it will be difficult for me to see through the huge meant-to-hide-cocaine-use sunglasses that I will have to wear so that the legions of furries, fatties, Tumblrites, robot dragons, Pokégirls, forum roleplayers, dragon dildo reviewers, cosplayers, bronies, Loki-wives, monkey moms, dream monster cockysts, unschoolers, white-trash LiveJournal users, comic worshippers, Supernatural fanfic writers, Netflix reviewers, multiples, otherkin, water critics, Kickstarters, dong stretchers, childfree hardcore people, ki fighters, body modders, PUAs, eccentric German short-story writers, cockrub warriors, chocolate-eating monsters, waifu-havers, new-age wackos, tropers, MRAs, adult baby fetishists, dickbug fetishists, omorashi fetishists, foot fetishists, plushie fetishists, glasses fetishists, and Mai-Trang Thi Nguyen can't figure out what I look like and then hunt me down for Internet vengeance.
Isfahan, September 16, 2014, 12:59:49 pm
oh jesus i think i used to live in the same apartment complex as this guy and i think he tried to ask me out like 20 times
(http://media.tumblr.com/e2e1c5699c1e9d4deed725a79f3565d3/tumblr_inline_nbwe2cFlzV1r48di6.gif)
portaxx, September 16, 2014, 06:58:22 pm
the huge meant-to-hide-cocaine-use sunglasses
glasses fetishists
Isfahan, September 16, 2014, 12:59:49 pm
boots's entrance to the blue nile stage was pretty awesome, yeah
Isfahan, September 16, 2014, 03:47:14 pm
Same for me, but instead of YORKSHIRE RELISH, I'm asking about procuring SIZZURP and SLUTS. I need one of each at every meal. Doctor's orders. Is that gonna be a problem?
Bunnybread, October 02, 2014, 03:41:08 pm
Waiting to board the plane to bring me to F Plus Live!I think you're a spy now.
A little boy came up to me, asked if he could see my glasses, then informed me "Batman is in the airport". I replied, "Well then, we know the airport is safe!" Seems like a good way to start a trip.
CuddleGHOUL, October 04, 2014, 09:41:15 am
update if you're not here n drink ur an as solethis.
CuddleGHOUL, October 04, 2014, 10:50:19 pm
I'm staying at Hyatt Place right now (the one nearest to Grumpy's). Waking up here was pretty strange. It was midnight when I got to the hotel so I never got to scope out the city before settling in. Imagine my surprise when I wake up to some kind of wonderful brutalist nightmare right outside my window.Ah, good old Ralph Rapson and his crack stacks from hell. The rest of the downtown is far less eastern bloc, I promise!
nilvoid, October 05, 2014, 09:58:17 am
have fun or whatever, i'll just have my own f plus live
with Pertoxx, Pagan Lemon, Johnnyfurters, Blisfahan, Jim Bread, STUG, Shoes Galoshes, and Aciercoeurl
EYE OF ZA, October 05, 2014, 11:14:55 am
That was fucking rad.
I love all of you.
Boots Raingear, October 06, 2014, 10:58:15 am
Obviously I'll invest everything else in the gamer's hip clip.
Caroline, October 06, 2014, 04:04:06 pm
Why or why did I not know about this before the live?That last image. Oh my god, my sides.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/eab7d0badb7968464680d0a6dc4d1e7f/tumblr_n7nnqdB4581r4sqyeo1_500.jpg)
montrith, October 07, 2014, 08:27:42 am
Why or why did I not know about this before the live?
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/eab7d0badb7968464680d0a6dc4d1e7f/tumblr_n7nnqdB4581r4sqyeo1_500.jpg)
montrith, October 07, 2014, 08:27:42 am
Lemon, October 07, 2014, 11:54:24 am
- I did not take any pictures. Well, that's not true. I took a selfie of me and Bunnybread taking a nap and a photo of a stranger with a road cone on his head and his dick exposed, but none that you'd consider relevant. If you have any photos of the weekend you'd like to share with me, please do.
YAY CUDDLESQUID BROUGHT BOOZE <3
....oh god cuddle squid brought "booze" D:
Hey BunnyBread come drink this "booze" with me!
jack-chick, October 07, 2014, 07:00:04 pm
The Jack Chick F+ live experience! This is more or less sequential.You went to the Hen House three times when you were so close to Hell's Kitchen? Fuck you, you're not metal anymore.
Fuck I got sick
Waiting for 30 minutes in line does not, in fact, enhance the Panda Express experience
Fuck I pulled a muscle in my back
In a deadly game of cat and mouse between Jack Chick and STOG in the Minneapolis Skyway, the only winners are those that are not involved at all in any way shape or form.
Isfahan won me a hat! Thanks!
Minneapolis has great taxis
YAY THE HEN HOUSE!
Milling around for hours pointlessly
This place has great beer and awful drinks
YAY CUDDLESQUID BROUGHT BOOZE <3
....oh god cuddle squid brought "booze" D:
Hey BunnyBread come drink this "booze" with me!
Minneapolis has great taxis (reprise)
...The Hen House again. How nice.
More milling around
Team Zarla/Jack Chick is supreme at weird bike thingies!
Wandering around Minneapolis looking for somewhere to eat for half an hour. The true F+ live experience
Never trust waiters without eyebrows
Oh my god hella people showed up
Our fans are only able to work up the courage to talk to me when I am in the bathroom. Uh, ok.
I think my reading turned into just totally drunken rambling
Jack Chick used get hammered. It was SUPER EFFECTIVE
Minneapolis has great taxis (reprise)
Great. The Hen House.
Spoonin with Bunnybread
Lemon was not prepared for this Violence Fight! (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_Fight")
I am very bad at Snake Oil
Hahaha! I will eat breakfast at Arbys instead of the Hen House!
That was an error
Wearing an F+ Live shirt gets me more weirded out stares than metal shirts.
jack-chick, October 07, 2014, 07:00:04 pm
You went to the Hen House three times when you were so close to Hell's Kitchen? Fuck you, you're not metal anymore.
nigeline, October 07, 2014, 08:06:17 pm
Minneapolis may be awesome, but you're still in the midwest, land of EXXXTREME extremes.You went to the Hen House three times when you were so close to Hell's Kitchen? Fuck you, you're not metal anymore.
nigeline, October 07, 2014, 08:06:17 pm
Oh, we tried. But Hell's Kitchen said it'd be like a 2 hour wait, so that didn't work out. Instead I got the biggest goddamn cinnamon roll ever at the Hen House.
... and in a moment of F+ singularity, they gave me a giant ball of butter to go with it for some reason.
portaxx, October 07, 2014, 08:09:51 pm
Minneapolis may be awesome, but you're still in the midwest, land of EXXXTREME extremes.You went to the Hen House three times when you were so close to Hell's Kitchen? Fuck you, you're not metal anymore.
nigeline, October 07, 2014, 08:06:17 pm
Oh, we tried. But Hell's Kitchen said it'd be like a 2 hour wait, so that didn't work out. Instead I got the biggest goddamn cinnamon roll ever at the Hen House.
... and in a moment of F+ singularity, they gave me a giant ball of butter to go with it for some reason.
portaxx, October 07, 2014, 08:09:51 pm
nigeline, October 07, 2014, 08:12:21 pm
YAY CUDDLESQUID BROUGHT BOOZE <3
....oh god cuddle squid brought "booze" D:
Hey BunnyBread come drink this "booze" with me!
jack-chick, October 07, 2014, 07:00:04 pm
By the end of F + Live the hell mead (aka Smoldering Texas Dick) was totally gone although I can't remember seeing anyone drink from it.
CuddleGHOUL, October 07, 2014, 08:04:45 pm
That's pretty much exactly what I remember, since I leaning in a corner, too sick to drink much (sadly). We all yelled at him to stop before he died, but I guess the voice makes babies *and* grants invisible booze strength.YAY CUDDLESQUID BROUGHT BOOZE <3
....oh god cuddle squid brought "booze" D:
Hey BunnyBread come drink this "booze" with me!
jack-chick, October 07, 2014, 07:00:04 pm
By the end of F + Live the hell mead (aka Smoldering Texas Dick) was totally gone although I can't remember seeing anyone drink from it.
CuddleGHOUL, October 07, 2014, 08:04:45 pm
I'm pretty sure I saw Bunnybread snatch the mead from Jack's hands before Jack could drink any and gulp down a heroic amount of booze. It seemed to have no effect on his hearty constitution.
Then again, my memory of the weekend gets a bit hazy in the evening hours.
Adam Bozarth, October 07, 2014, 08:44:53 pm
Minneapolis may be awesome, but you're still in the midwest, land of EXXXTREME extremes.You went to the Hen House three times when you were so close to Hell's Kitchen? Fuck you, you're not metal anymore.
nigeline, October 07, 2014, 08:06:17 pm
Oh, we tried. But Hell's Kitchen said it'd be like a 2 hour wait, so that didn't work out. Instead I got the biggest goddamn cinnamon roll ever at the Hen House.
... and in a moment of F+ singularity, they gave me a giant ball of butter to go with it for some reason.
portaxx, October 07, 2014, 08:09:51 pm
nigeline, October 07, 2014, 08:12:21 pm
fried cheese curds god help us all
CuddleGHOUL, October 07, 2014, 08:18:45 pm
By the end of F + Live the hell mead (aka Smoldering Texas Dick) was totally gone although I can't remember seeing anyone drink from it.
CuddleGHOUL, October 07, 2014, 08:04:45 pm
I'm pretty sure I saw Bunnybread snatch the mead from Jack's hands before Jack could drink any and gulp down a heroic amount of booze. It seemed to have no effect on his hearty constitution.
Then again, my memory of the weekend gets a bit hazy in the evening hours.
Adam Bozarth, October 07, 2014, 08:44:53 pm
YAY CUDDLESQUID BROUGHT BOOZE <3
....oh god cuddle squid brought "booze" D:
Hey BunnyBread come drink this "booze" with me!
jack-chick, October 07, 2014, 07:00:04 pm
By the end of F + Live the hell mead (aka Smoldering Texas Dick) was totally gone although I can't remember seeing anyone drink from it.
CuddleGHOUL, October 07, 2014, 08:04:45 pm
I'm pretty sure I saw Bunnybread snatch the mead from Jack's hands before Jack could drink any and gulp down a heroic amount of booze. It seemed to have no effect on his hearty constitution.
Then again, my memory of the weekend gets a bit hazy in the evening hours.
Adam Bozarth, October 07, 2014, 08:44:53 pm
Regarding Hell's Kitchen, I went scouting for breakfast locations Saturday morning because, so far as I could tell, I was the only F+ soul awake at that ungodly hour of 10AM. I went to Hell's Kitchen, went down the stairs, nice decor, heard live music playing, and then I saw it was about as crowded as the actual, biblical Hell. Several handfuls of people were standing around waiting for tables in the little floor space there was. I shouldered my way through to the hostess counter and asked for a menu. As I perused their selection of sixteen-dollar burgers and fourteen-dollar biscuits and gravy (!) I overheard one of the hostesses tell a party of two that just walked in that it'd be an hour wait for a table. I handed the menu back with a polite smile shortly thereafter and went back up the stairs.Ooh, yeah, late-morning on a Saturday is prime hipster brunch hour. Great food, but not worth that stupid wait (or drop in service quality due to overcrowding).
tl; dr: I'm sure it's a great joint, but we had about a dozen people who needed feeding in downtown on the relatively quick and cheap. There's a reason we went to Hen House all three mornings.
Isfahan, October 07, 2014, 09:22:06 pm
[...] and try to out drink Bunnybread.Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha. Yeah, that's... ha ha ha. Ha.
LordViscountCrackAddict, October 07, 2014, 09:18:20 pm
Apologies to whoever read "that one where the guy went around fucking all the paintings", I was completely fucking unconscious for that one. I guess i'll catch it in the recording. Anyways, great night. I did check out the actual art for that roller coaster romance and it was everything I hoped for and more. Much more, since I hoped it wouldn't really exist.
LowBatteryLife, October 08, 2014, 12:50:11 am
Adam Bozarth screaming the words to Nothing Compares 2 U like a pubescent Slayer cover band. I spent most of the song curled upon the floor unable to move.GETTIN SOME HEAD GETTIN GETTIN SOME HEAD
Lemon, October 08, 2014, 09:54:13 am
(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-510714f7f28da.gif)Lemon, October 08, 2014, 09:54:13 am
- A child on snow skis with his head in the snow. THANKS OBAMA.
[...] and try to out drink Bunnybread.Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha. Yeah, that's... ha ha ha. Ha.
LordViscountCrackAddict, October 07, 2014, 09:18:20 pm
Lemon, October 08, 2014, 09:54:13 am
So when's the next one happening? I have to start training my liver. I'll make a Rocky montage out of it.
LordViscountCrackAddict, October 08, 2014, 08:02:19 pm
I'm genuinely uncertain if I'm sad that I didn't go because I missed out on so much fun or if I'm glad I didn't go because I don't like booze and would have felt very left out of the fun since a lot of it involved being drunk, and then have felt weirdly responsible for everyone else as the solitary sober person.
(I probably would have tried a very small sip of the hellbooze out of curiosity, although I suspect it would have made me like alcohol even less.)
Tiny Prancer, October 08, 2014, 10:35:41 pm
So, I have a black tin box I've been using as a coin bank for a little while without much purpose. I'm thinking of making it the "just in case there's another F Plus Live" fund, but that would look really boring written across the side. "Malatora Federal Reserve" sounds much better, but if anyone else has any better ideas, I'd love to hear them. Hell, if anyone has any worse ideas, I'd still love to hear them.
Navigator, October 09, 2014, 08:09:33 am
I'll just amuse myself by watching the videos I took over and over and over again, sighing wistfully whenever Jimmy's on cameraYou have a paper towel-related assignment you should be working on. Quit slacking and get animating!
portaxx, October 18, 2014, 07:20:33 pm
Frank West's reading is burned into my fucking brain.
jack the ripper chick, October 12, 2014, 11:00:36 am