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I like biking home while drunk.

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Hux:
we were all making fun of the d'deer, but this post sold me.
dare you and i will ride you indeed.

Dr. Buttplug:
I had a drunk ride on a bike in my teens. I think I had that same feeling, because I took my feet off the pedals and let the wind rush over me. Then a mailbox appeared and slammed into my shin. I didn't feel it until the next morning but it left a giant gash that was painful for several weeks.

Anyway have fun! Be safe!

chai tea latte:
The thing about being drunk is that you're super in the moment. This means that each moment you bike drunk is just as satisfying as the first minute you bike drunk. Amazing

birdie:
But like please don't if you are literally anywhere cars exist

"Alcohol was involved in 37% of all fatal bicyclist crashes in 2017"
Bicycle fatalities 2013-2017: "98% were in accidents with motor vehicles"

STOG:
My method of drunk biking: Have a few beers, strap on your night lights (I have a Thorfire VG15S, which acts as a portable floodlight that I use to let EVERYONE on the block know I'm coming so that in the event I get struck from behind by an SUV, they can't use the old 'I didn't see him!' excuse), turn on the portable speaker attached to the bike, load up this Soundcloud page, and BIKE HOME

It's good

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