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Topic: I was given a Chick Tract today.  (Read 10765 times)

PyroWulf

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I was given a Chick Tract today.
About 5 minutes ago at my job I got one. It's about Ant Jesus. I wish that last statement was a joke. Will add a picture of it when I get home, since I don't know how to do it from my Android.

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Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #2
Misread that as "Aunt Jesus" at first. And really, who doesn't have a batty old Aunt Jesus living in the wilds of Georgia and terrifying the local children?

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #3
The best part about chick tracts is they set that strawman up and then KNOCK IT THE FUCK DOWN. KABOOM BABY

PyroWulf

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #4
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0039/0039_01.asp This one?
Ike, September 22, 2013, 03:59:14 pm

That's the one. IKE'S GOT THIS SHIT ON LOCK, FOLKS. Thanks for covering since my phone is a giant cockbag about transferring photos

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #5
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0039/0039_01.asp This one?
Ike, September 22, 2013, 03:59:14 pm

That's the one. IKE'S GOT THIS SHIT ON LOCK, FOLKS. Thanks for covering since my phone is a giant cockbag about transferring photos
PyroWulf, September 22, 2013, 05:48:20 pm

I would like to thank you for introducing me to this image:

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #6
Good to know I'm not the only one who saved that as a reaction image. It's got a very Life of Brian feel to it.

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #7
Aw man, you're so lucky. I want to get handed a Chick Tract so bad. The only tract I've ever physically seen was the anti-Islam one, "Allah Has No Son," in a restroom in a mosque in Kansas City.

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I was given a Chick Tract today. #8
Consistently valid Chick Tracts
[fake chick tracts]
objectivelyhorribleperson, October 07, 2013, 07:57:32 pm

I feel like these gave me a seizure.

Also, sweet new title text.


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