You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.
"No penguins. No penguins, and then the fish…they go flopflopflopflop…with their TAILS." Smeg: *slumped over Xbox controller and mumbling into her chest* I...can...play...the fuckin...lute... Me: Honey? You're sleeping. Smeg: Nmmmnot. Me: Yeah, you are. Smeg: My...eyes are...open... Me: No. No, actually, they are not. Smeg: They're....*opens her eyes* HEY. Smeg: *asleep on my shoulder* Sammitch. Me: Sammitch? Smeg: Tasty. Me: Do you want something to eat, or are you just saying words? Smeg: *happily* Worrrrrrds."Chalkboards…evil chalkboards going rahr rahr rahr…with their TEETH…metaphorically.""Okay, but no polka dots. Or the pig will get it."— Smeg talking in her sleep (she claims she was telling us to deposit a check.) Ari: Ow. Ow. Me: What? Ari: Smeg, honey, wake up. You're poking me. Smeg: Nnnnmmm. Piannnn. O. Me: Apparently you're a piano, honey. Ari: Smeg, wake up. I am not a piano. Smeg: Nnnno. Sexier... Me: Ari is sexier than a piano? Smge: *decisively* Peanut butter."Walruses…no, misunderstanding."While talking in her sleep, Smeg has been known to affectionately refer to pillows/blankets/us as “soft like bunny kitty." Smeg: No, the Odyssey's fine...but I'm glad I'm...not a minivan. Me: Me too, honey. Smeg: They're too big. There's too much...a lot...there...of them...in. Ari: You're not a minivan, honey. Smeg: Odyssey comes with...with panthers..should plate them. Chrome...plate them... Ari: Chrome plate their whiskers and all? Smeg: Wha...no. Noooo. Not the WHISKERS. *flails a hand over to my shoulder* Ari's...she's got funny ideas sometimes..."Puff the magic parrot lived by the…the…the FOREST"— Smeg, singing rather than talking in her sleep for once and recognizing that parrots do not swim. Later insisted, still asleep, that Jackie Paper dies at the end of the original song."Noooo…bumblebee…nose…bzzz bzzz bzzz….no, wait, butterfly…butterfly…nose…fwip fwip fwip…fwip""Pants. Pants pants pants pants pants. Pant….s." Me: Ari, I know what I want for my birthday. Ari: Wh-- Smeg: *asleep on couch* BITCHES. Me: Yes. That, too.
Does she say really specific but incoherent stuff that I could interpret as prophecy!?MicroMissles, July 15, 2013, 07:33:54 pm
I think Juice has successfully recreated, through entirely organic means, the word-choice algorithm that spam e-mailers use.Isfahan, July 17, 2013, 10:47:52 am
HELLO SLEEP JUICE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY TODAYJuice (1:33 AM)Share your experience in the field of of the young menCuddlegoose, July 20, 2013, 12:33:13 am
I do not, to my knowledge, talk in my sleep. However, Cuddlesomething and I have designs to do a monthly podcast during which we eat Taco Bell and talk urbanely about issues of the day.Juice Unlimited, July 21, 2013, 06:15:28 pm
I do not, to my knowledge, talk in my sleep. However, Cuddlesomething and I have designs to do a monthly podcast during which we eat Taco Bell and talk urbanely about issues of the day.Juice Unlimited, July 21, 2013, 06:15:28 pmWould you accept donations in bitcoins and liberty dollars?MicroMissles, July 21, 2013, 06:19:14 pm