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Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Lemon on December 01, 2019, 08:27:22 pm
(https://live.staticflickr.com/1719/24266820720_3e16fd586c_b.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/314)
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Cheapskate on December 01, 2019, 08:58:40 pm
I’m not going to go look at the images. Instead, I’ll just work from the assumption that when these guys unzip, their dicks ooze out like syrup from the bottle.
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: cat_examiner on December 01, 2019, 10:02:31 pm
havent even gotten to the content, already want to apologize
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: KingKalamari on December 01, 2019, 10:59:31 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/h01LKv1.png)
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Neal on December 01, 2019, 11:04:09 pm
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bdpIDWZFkI67S/giphy.gif)
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Spacebat on December 01, 2019, 11:14:44 pm
"Siliconed" refers to subcutaneous silicone injections. It's illegal in the US, so people either have to find a shady plastic surgeon, go to another country, or do it themselves.
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on December 02, 2019, 12:38:39 am
Alternate Title Suggestion:

"Dick Desacraters and Muff Manglers"
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Wrought on December 02, 2019, 01:14:39 am
How will Dick Desecrator get out of this one?
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 02, 2019, 01:20:57 am
Why would you call the forum New Art?
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 02, 2019, 07:19:04 am
I'm pumped for this one! But seriously, this type of awful shit fills my heart with girth, I mean mirth.
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: A Meat on December 02, 2019, 09:30:34 am
This was a fun episode, I wonder what happens on a physiological level when you pump your genitals to that extent. Like, is it an actual edema that happens? I don't and do want to find out about this, but I kinda doubt there are sources
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on December 02, 2019, 02:17:41 pm
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/563/egg.jpg)
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 02, 2019, 07:41:41 pm
all the other kids with their pumped up dicks
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Neal on December 02, 2019, 08:54:47 pm
all the other kids with their pumped up dicks
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 02, 2019, 07:41:41 pm

Did Bozarth give you permission to use his joke?
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Shell Game on December 04, 2019, 12:48:15 pm
And to think I thought I'd heard the last of The Night Before Christmas parodies.

And.... IT ABSOLUTELY WAS JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP. they're no way it wasn't intended to be. I won't be convinced otherwise by anyone.

THAT MEANS YOU NEAL.
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Ashto on December 04, 2019, 10:43:38 pm
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: KingKalamari on December 12, 2019, 04:01:11 pm
So, having had some time to mull over this episode, I have to say I'm surprised at how different the overall philosophy of this site is compared to thundersplace.org from episode 141. Going in I expected a lot more of the same general insecurities as we saw at Thunder's ("I must increase the size of my penis because that is the thing I have tied my entire self worth to!) but instead the general sense I got from the subjects in this episode was less that they were trying to cover for insecurities and more that sticking their dick in a vacuum pump was just their fetish.

There were some offhand mentions of people trying to achieve a particular size and making dicks bigger was definitely a thing, but it felt like a bigger dick was less of an end goal and more just part of the fetish roller coaster ride. Very strange how two different communities can have such radically different attitudes to basically the same subject matter.
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: Diploskull on December 12, 2019, 10:27:22 pm
Whoa, the story in the doc about the guy who cooked the inside of his balls!
Title: 314: Too Many Pumps
Post by: izzy on December 21, 2019, 11:10:08 pm
I have to quote Frank West in this episode: "WHY DID I CLICK?!" Page 9 Dick to my Chin guy is still at it, despite having what is apparently a catastrophic dick blowout. Seriously, it looks like there's a giant, potato-shaped tumor growing on the base of his dick. And apparently he doesn't consider that a problem either, since he's using that pic as his avatar now.