Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Puppy Time]

Did I miss the bowl or did I just christen my new toilet seat? It's all about perspective.

Christening, or baptising?

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

[Dr. Buttplug]

Did I miss the bowl or did I just christen my new toilet seat? It's all about perspective.

Christening, or baptising?

Like when you christen a ship. You know, piss.

[chai tea latte]

instead of thinking about politics, imagine a witch smoking from a bong

I'm thinking about it

bubble, bubble, breathe and stumble,
fire burn and ashes crumble
indica from season past
dried and ready now at last
as she rips a massive binger
no more evil magycks linger.

i'm still thinking about it.

[Hux]

gotta find me a girl who participates in both forms of CBT

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

my new d&d campaign recap podcast has been described as "the plato's cave of podcasts," available now on stitcher premium

[auaurorau]

"me and bob will be there" -- correct. me and many others use this
"bob and i will be there" -- incorrect. only english teachers use this, and they should be categorically ignored

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

brb, just defrosting my oven pizza ever so slightly so I can re-arrange the toppings enough that there's reasonable coverage for each, but no so much that every mouthful is the same and I don't get to sample all the different potential combinations at some point during the eating process.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

puss has the boots
to satisfy his master

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

If Earth Crisis had wanted to sell out they could have written so many killer wrestler entrance songs.

[auaurorau]

let sleeping academics lie

[A Meat]

Rabbits are an ancient symbol of fertility, playboy bunnies should be all about having healthy babies

[Oats]

How are vampires always so immaculately groomed when they can't see themselves in the mirror?

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

got my spotify wrapped for 2020 and honestly? my music taste is incredible. i'm a genius.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

It's pretty funny how we still have scientists even after SOAD released Sciene in 2001