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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1445359 times)

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When a website tells me about their Cookie policy:
I Understand and I Wish to Proceed

When my dog is outside, whining and scratching at the door for me to let her in:
I Understand and My Dog Wishes to Proceed
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A bot that searches lyrics sites for songs that rhyme cry and goodbye

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There’s Chad and Stacey, but why don’t incels have a name
Darkly, December 14, 2018, 08:10:18 am
this but in reverse
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So there are kinksters that wear buttplugs all day, but everybody has to poop eventually. So there's a good possibility that when the toilet had an "out of order" sign on it in your office it was because someone's buttplug got stuck in the U trap.
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So there are kinksters that wear buttplugs all day, but everybody has to poop eventually. So there's a good possibility that when the toilet had an "out of order" sign on it in your office it was because someone's buttplug got stuck in the U trap.
Jackal Flapnasty, December 15, 2018, 03:56:56 pm

dissolving disposable buttplugs, we can sell millions to meth_latex_catsuit_doll
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Blister in the sun but as performed by William Shatner
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Protein powder that's also dehydrated bloody Mary mix
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Protein powder that's also dehydrated bloody Mary mix
Carbon, December 17, 2018, 01:09:33 am
Protein powder that tastes like canned tuna, so you don't even notice it when you add it to your tuna shakes
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I don't have a pointless thought per se. I just needed an excuse to post, so that way Sham bam bamina has to see my avatar in the wild again.

You're welcome Sham!

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the mountain goats guy makes way too many references to vampires for it to not be a warning
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...mossy cove...
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an eyelid, but for your ear, an earlid
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an eyelid, but for your ear, an earlid
A Meat, December 18, 2018, 05:01:26 pm

You mean you don't have the muscle that folds the ear over and forms a seal? Weird.

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It must be a tough going, being an epileptic burglar working the holiday season.