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293: Problematic Sex Toys
Sherman Tank:
Star Citizen is still decades from (n)ever being released, but you can get an alien dildo right now.
Frank West:
StarDildos said he's not planning on selling these. For now, much like Star Citizen, the Xi’an dildo is a very interesting and ambitious project the follow on the internet, but one that we can't all experience as intended.
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Why are you getting my hopes up just to break my heart, sherman
KingKalamari:
StarDildos said he's not planning on selling these. For now, much like Star Citizen, the Xi’an dildo is a very interesting and ambitious project the follow on the internet, but one that we can't all experience as intended.
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Why are you getting my hopes up just to break my heart, sherman
Frank West, January 22, 2019, 08:48:35 am
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Don't worry, if you pledge now you can get a small piece chipped off the dildo that you can then use when the final dildo is completed and ready to purchase, only $10,000 US!
Macho Masc Sangy Savage:
StarDildos said he's not planning on selling these. For now, much like Star Citizen, the Xi’an dildo is a very interesting and ambitious project the follow on the internet, but one that we can't all experience as intended.
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Why are you getting my hopes up just to break my heart, sherman
Frank West, January 22, 2019, 08:48:35 am
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Don't worry, if you pledge now you can get a small piece chipped off the dildo that you can then use when the final dildo is completed and ready to purchase, only $10,000 US!
KingKalamari, January 22, 2019, 09:52:55 am
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For $200,000 we'll send you jpgs of all of the dildo designs for every race in Star Citizen to jack off to, because they're just as real as the space ships
Dawnswalker:
Fools! They gave us the .jpg of the dildo for free!!!
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